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It's funny (but fun!) to see how this thread has morphed from Who Cum Today, to Sex Pistols Greatest Hits.
I've found myself humming the tune to Friggin in the Riggin, trying to remember the lyrics: I need to find them so I can be word perfect! I do remember some of the other lines though Sort of...
"The captains name was ....? He was a dirty bastard"
"The captains wife was Mabel, by fuck she was able"
I'm truly lol at that song: it's a classic, as is "My Way" thanks for posting Maz!
And as for The Wall: Fuck: I remember going to see that when it first came out: must be about 30 years ago. Remember though it's another BRICK in the Wall, not the word you were thinking of....
PS: To get the thread back on track: First thing this morning again (third day in a row...)
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This afternoon, in the company of the most gorgeous man 
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Iain69 wrote:It's funny (but fun!) to see how this thread has morphed from Who Cum Today, to Sex Pistols Greatest Hits.
I've found myself humming the tune to Friggin in the Riggin, trying to remember the lyrics: I need to find them so I can be word perfect! I do remember some of the other lines though Sort of...
"The captains name was ....? He was a dirty bastard"
"The captains wife was Mabel, by fuck she was able"
I'm truly lol at that song: it's a classic, as is "My Way" thanks for posting Maz!
And as for The Wall: Fuck: I remember going to see that when it first came out: must be about 30 years ago. Remember though it's another BRICK in the Wall, not the word you were thinking of....
PS: To get the thread back on track: First thing this morning again (third day in a row...) Here you go!! Quote:
Ahoy! Scurvies! Listen to this then!
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
Hold on! Give it some BOLLOCKS!!
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
Ahoy! Jimmy!
Chorus
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Repeat Chorus to Fade
Ha ha ha!!
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story...  Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often...
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It would NOT take much to make me cum right now....just need to listen to an audio reading by a friend of mine.!! AAHHH what a sweet way to start my day!!
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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'Splosions, 'splosions everywhere!
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I did with some hot girl here on lush yesterday....or said in words today in the early morning ;-) and then I started to masturbate after I woke up this morning ...mhhh i love Sundays :-)
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I did but only a few minutes ago after reading a couple of stories, looking at some pics and posting some sexy gifs on friend's walls 
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crazydiamond wrote:
If you mean Sid and Nancy.... movie AWESOME!
Sid and Nancy was great!! But I meant The Great Rock "N" Roll Swindle movie. OK, Everyone can get back to cumming now! HAHA
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I did, but not before I had My way with My woman and let her cum.
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Yes I have... four times so far. I masturbated.
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Last night, masturbation just before falling asleep. 2nd time that day. The other earlier in the day a nice mutual jackoff with a Lush friend.
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A couple minutes ago.... thanks belle. :)
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I was wet all day...took a nice drive to the local sex shop and picked up a vibrating dildo with a stimulator....tried it out on the way home...then in the shower. came so hard it was amazing. Getting wet just thinking about it.
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truthfully just a few minutes ago looking at SweetGrl pics .
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I have came once today and it was while role playing and cybering on lush
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