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Iain69
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:59:39 AM

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It's funny (but fun!) to see how this thread has morphed from Who Cum Today, to Sex Pistols Greatest Hits.

I've found myself humming the tune to Friggin in the Riggin, trying to remember the lyrics: I need to find them so I can be word perfect! I do remember some of the other lines though Sort of...

"The captains name was ....? He was a dirty bastard"

"The captains wife was Mabel, by fuck she was able"

I'm truly lol at that song: it's a classic, as is "My Way" thanks for posting Maz!

And as for The Wall: Fuck: I remember going to see that when it first came out: must be about 30 years ago. Remember though it's another BRICK in the Wall, not the word you were thinking of....

PS: To get the thread back on track: First thing this morning again (third day in a row...)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 5:07:51 AM

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This afternoon, in the company of the most gorgeous man love3
Mazza
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 6:13:17 AM

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Iain69 wrote:
It's funny (but fun!) to see how this thread has morphed from Who Cum Today, to Sex Pistols Greatest Hits.

I've found myself humming the tune to Friggin in the Riggin, trying to remember the lyrics: I need to find them so I can be word perfect! I do remember some of the other lines though Sort of...

"The captains name was ....? He was a dirty bastard"

"The captains wife was Mabel, by fuck she was able"

I'm truly lol at that song: it's a classic, as is "My Way" thanks for posting Maz!

And as for The Wall: Fuck: I remember going to see that when it first came out: must be about 30 years ago. Remember though it's another BRICK in the Wall, not the word you were thinking of....

PS: To get the thread back on track: First thing this morning again (third day in a row...)


Here you go!!

Quote:


Ahoy! Scurvies! Listen to this then!

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do


The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus

Hold on! Give it some BOLLOCKS!!

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Chorus

Ahoy! Jimmy!

Chorus

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

Repeat Chorus to Fade



Ha ha ha!!

asleep
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 6:59:55 AM

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It would NOT take much to make me cum right now....just need to listen to an audio reading by a friend of mine.!! AAHHH what a sweet way to start my day!!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 7:47:38 AM

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'Splosions, 'splosions everywhere!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 8:45:14 AM

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I did with some hot girl here on lush yesterday....or said in words today in the early morning ;-) and then I started to masturbate after I woke up this morning ...mhhh i love Sundays :-)
BelleduJour
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 7:02:39 AM

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I did but only a few minutes ago after reading a couple of stories, looking at some pics and posting some sexy gifs on friend's walls laughing6

Nikki703
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 10:41:13 AM

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crazydiamond wrote:


If you mean Sid and Nancy.... movie AWESOME!


Sid and Nancy was great!! But I meant The Great Rock "N" Roll Swindle movie.

OK, Everyone can get back to cumming now! HAHA
Bunny_Chow
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 3:06:43 PM

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I did, but not before I had My way with My woman and let her cum.




JohnC
Posted: Thursday, January 10, 2013 2:35:34 PM

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Yes I have... four times so far. I masturbated.

HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 1:27:58 AM

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Last night, masturbation just before falling asleep. 2nd time that day. The other earlier in the day a nice mutual jackoff with a Lush friend.

JohnC
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 3:25:22 AM

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A couple minutes ago.... thanks belle. :)

Guest
Posted: Friday, February 22, 2013 7:33:39 PM

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I was wet all day...took a nice drive to the local sex shop and picked up a vibrating dildo with a stimulator....tried it out on the way home...then in the shower. came so hard it was amazing. Getting wet just thinking about it.
tampmark122
Posted: Friday, February 22, 2013 8:44:56 PM

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truthfully just a few minutes ago looking at SweetGrl pics .
bean6095
Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:20:35 PM

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I have came once today and it was while role playing and cybering on lush
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