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Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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I gotta be going insane. Maybe if I act bat shit crazy enough they might fucking DO something. Or do nothing. Cause I got nothing more to give. FUCK. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck. Fuck off.
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Joined: 7/15/2012
Posts: 1,995
Location: Snowboard Nation, United States
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My knees are in fucking pain from snowboarding. I can't sit cross legged and it hurts to walk. I love snowboarding and fashion, but don't know if I should merge the two. It's so fucking frustrating. And what would I do on top of that? And I need to do something now. And I miss riding like hell. Fuck the world.
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Rank: Alpha Blonde
Joined: 2/17/2010
Posts: 4,340
Location: In your dirty fantasies
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May every breath you take today feel like a thousand shards of glass filling your lungs. May the memories of leaving me laying there that night infest your every waking moment like acid poured into a raw and open wound. You are a worthless pathologically narcissistic piece of shit without remorse or mercy or any shred of human decency. I regret stepping in and saving your life that day. It should have been your existence that was snuffed out instead. You fucking deserved it and more. And I hope it fucking haunts your days like an infection without a cure.
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Rank: Brawling Berserker
Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,317
Location: Not on your radar, Norway
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Whop de fucking doo, it's Valentine's and everybody is expecting their significant other to do romantic stuff that Hallmark demands you to do. How little romance can it be in a relationship when you need a date that's set not by your birthday, your anniversary, the first time you did something together or something that's significant for the two of YOU, but when you have to celebrate something that someone else have said that you should celebrate. Now go on and celebrate a day of romance that has no special significance to any of you, and then say that you're free.
An entry for the humour competition! I has it!
Now you can read stuff that's like.. all funny and hillarious and amusing!Choking the Blue Snake!!
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 11/6/2011
Posts: 994
Location: Sydney, Australia
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First posting in this thread..I must be majorly fucked off..I am. You fucking asshole. I have been waiting for months and months to get this machine sold and you go ahead and without my knowledge, with my customer, and cut me out of the deal. Just wait til I cool down and call you. You better find a fucking deep hole to hide in you slimy son of a bitch. I want my share one way or the other of the $15k commission. We're done. I'm going under you now. Think you're going to get your claws into any more of my customers?? Hell to the fuck no, when they find out what you did..Apparently Italians are well hung, if this is the case, I hope your dick is long enough to GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,036
Location: Canada
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You fucking bitch! Let see what you will do if I just quit!! CUNT!
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Rank: Thread Mediator
Joined: 9/25/2009
Posts: 4,081
Location: United States
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Fuck you, you bastard fuck!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,036
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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GET STUFFED YOU NASTY, TWO-FACED, HURTFUL, LYING, LITTLE BITCH. I was your friend, while you pretended to be mine.
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 1/14/2013
Posts: 1
Location: melbourne, Australia
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y did you go out with me for 5 days just for the fun of breaking up with me you stupid sadistic fucking whore
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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So, Who is the bigger cunt in the family? you or your wife?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/3/2010
Posts: 3,212
Location: California
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GODDAMMIT!!!!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/31/2013
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Yes i know you are going through a family crisis.
you are going to loose a major part of your family.
but our children are feeling this lost too.
Yes i am trying to cushion the verbal blows
but no matter what i say, you keep hitting with words that can't be undone, not just to me but your own children.
i dream of you drifting away from us out on the tide unable to swim back that far
I dream of car crashes on your way to work
for Natural disasters to take you from us in a way that the kids could console themselves with.
How can that be right?
how can one even think this way?
How can that be a way to live?
it tells me that when this is all over. we will be too
I shall walk, and run as fast as i can.
freedom awaits and i don't think there is a single thing you could say or do to change this now.
its to late in so many ways...just too fucken late
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
Posts: 3,036
Location: Canada
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I don't even have it in me to write a good and long rant..... I wish I had an off button. One to make me stop feeling!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 1,896
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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to simply put it .... fuck off you fucking jerk
a story that is lots of fun .... Ben's fun!! Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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Joined: 7/15/2012
Posts: 1,995
Location: Snowboard Nation, United States
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I can't wait to get these fucking boxes out of here and finally be settled in the new house. I fucking hate moving and when I think I'm done I find more shit. I'm frugal, but these books are killing me. I fucking hate moving. This is total bull shit. And I never thought I had as many clothes and shoes/boots as I do. As much as I love it, I hate packing them. Someone shake me.
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Rank: Corporal Turnip
Joined: 6/7/2012
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Location: Canada
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Anger .... Raw and pure fucking anger! I am sick and tired of people not showing respect! Goddamn it!! Fuck!!
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/make-my-baby-cum.aspx
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 3,811
Location: Gainesville, United States
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(grinds teeth) people. That's all I'm going to say right now....
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/15/2012
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Location: Snowboard Nation, United States
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I had neck pain before and it hurt. I took a nap to wake up to a seething pain on both sides of my body. Thank God I have a high pain tolerance otherwise I'd be crying in a corner. *And breathe* ...Also, I really need sex. Haha this didn't help, I'm coming back for you "Rage Cage.' *And breathe.....*
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,289
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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 JUST SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP, FFS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/15/2012
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Location: Snowboard Nation, United States
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I miss both of them, and one of them I don't get why. Maybe tomorrow night for one of them. And one special other, it's been a long while, but you're still in my thoughts. So this is more sad than rage, but I needed to get it out. Did it help? Eh. 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 940
Location: Sitting on my Assatar, United States
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FFS!! This is NOT how the house looked when I left 4 days. WHAT! THE! FUCK???? 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/15/2012
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Location: Snowboard Nation, United States
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I want to kick him. Enough said.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 949
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
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It's simple really. Shut your fucking mouth. Just shut up. I've tried saying it nicely but I'm seriously thinking I need to break out the duct tape. Or staples. Peace and quiet is nice. Try it sometime, instead of babbling on incessantly for hours about absolutely nothing at all. I've already heard your stories 800 fucking times now. I do not need it repeated over and over. I am not that stupid or empty-headed or dim-witted that I cannot remember the time you nearly dropped the engine on your fucking head. (Honestly? I think you did drop the engine block on your fucking head, but that's just my observation) Unlike you, I can hold a thought in my head for more than a minute. I can actually think! Without you telling me what I should think. Fucking dick. You talk and gossip more than any woman I've ever met. And holy shit can you whine. You're a pussy bitch mommas boy. You're the poorest excuse I've ever met for a man. I can't get a word in edgewise, even if I wanted to. You just won't shut up long enough. I don't fucking know these people you're so adamant to tell me all about. So I'd rather not hear your gossip about them. I'm not like your whole stupid fucking family and judge these people before I've even met them. I am not that fucking ignorant. I'm a big girl and can make up my own mind about someone. Like you. And your fucking family. I'll do a happy dance and cartwheels the day I can get the fuck away from all of you fucking morons. I feel my IQ dropping when I have to stay in the same room with you fucking weirdos. And No... It's not "stating a fact" when you scream at me. It means your useless punk ass can't handle me telling you when I try to explain to you why I would like some quiet. Is it because I do it in a calm voice that it pisses you off? I've never seen someone get so angry because I want peace and quiet while I'm watching a show or talking with a friend. Logic isn't your strong suit, is it? I'm gonna show you anger one of these days when I staple your fucking hands to the table and duct tape your fucking mouth shut just so you can't make it sound like you're skinning a fucking cat when you "try" to sing and "play" the guitar while I have friends over or I'm on the phone. By the way... I think your guitar would make excellent kindling for the fireplace. You fucking asswipe.
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Location: Vancouver, Canada
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seriously, man, I am not interested in playing that stupid fucking game. highly irritated with the likes of you ... and YOU! been there, done it ... like meeting that dumb fuck in a bar .... no thanks! I hate wasting my time!!! 
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Posts: 6,036
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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???????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  There is so much drama here! I'll be back when I know what to say....... I'm back..... still no words..... Back AGAIN!!! GODDAMMIT I think I'm almost done. and again..... I wish I was angry instead of upset...it's worse... I need a REAL rage cage.. I need a real life....
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Joined: 5/27/2010
Posts: 903
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Stinking Bishop cheese is truly repulsive.
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Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 1,223
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
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Dear Internet... I love you, but you simply must let me sleep!
Sit back, kick off your shoes and grab your drink. Let me read you a story...  Stanley Gets A Heart On...I love it when we hang out together, we should do this more often... |
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Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 497
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
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Dancing_Doll wrote:May every breath you take today feel like a thousand shards of glass filling your lungs. May the memories of leaving me laying there that night infest your every waking moment like acid poured into a raw and open wound. You are a worthless pathologically narcissistic piece of shit without remorse or mercy or any shred of human decency. I regret stepping in and saving your life that day. It should have been your existence that was snuffed out instead. You fucking deserved it and more. And I hope it fucking haunts your days like an infection without a cure. Well fuck a duck! Remind me never to piss you off Ashleigh  Mmm, let's see... 'Essex' bimbo's who use twitter hashtags in general conversation are FUCKING IDIOTS!!!Heard a couple of them chatting in a cafe today. Why? Why the fuck would you say, "...yeah babe, he was like soooooo over it! Hashtag desperate!"You live in England, learn the fucking language! I was tempted, but I put the fork down and walked away. 
My latest stories:
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,289
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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I'm "walking better"? I just spent ten fucking minutes trying to get out of the fucking bed, and another ten fucking minufes trying to go to the toilet without wetting myself! Yes, i am fucking walking better, because you didn't fucking watch me rolling around like a bloody.ladybird stuck.on its back trying to get up! And "Watch how much codeine I take"? Ffs! It's what the bloody doctor bloody well said, and if you hadn't noticed, I CAN HARDLY FUCKING WALK. I THINK I CAN BE ALLOWED A.FEW.DAYS ON.IT SO I CAN WIPE MY OWN ARSE, DON'T YOU?!
FUcking fuck fuck finking funking buggery bollocks shitting bastardy fucking OW! 
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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