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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 7/31/2009
Posts: 604
Location: between fantasy & reality, United Kingdom
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Granted, but you sleep through dinner, and it was your favourite I wish I'd paid attention during French classes and then my latest writing project may have consolidated a little better
*story*  *Available at Amazon.com*
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Joined: 11/30/2006
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Granted, but then French takes over and your English is forgotten
I wish things weren't so complicated
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/16/2010
Posts: 75
Location: Parsons, KS.
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Granted, but now you'll never have an interesting (or) meaningfull conversation with someone again.
I wish I had dark chocolate Hershy bar.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/24/2011
Posts: 2,401
Location: around in, Canada
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Granted, but it's two years old. Enjoy!
I wish that tomorrow was Feb 09/2013
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,942
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Granted, but you're going to be in traffic for hours on every one of your trips.
I wish I had a teddy bear to snuggle with cause I'm lonely...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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Granted - but just remember, the teddy bear needs love too and comes alive every night at midnight!
I wish that the moon was sometimes closer so I could touch it
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Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 1,252
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
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Granted but your hand gets stuck and Lyfbuz takes endless liberties while you are unable to escape.....
I wish pixies and elves would do my paperwork...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,594
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Granted, my dear, but those pesky little pixies do your paperwork in pixi language. The elves try to be helpful by filing it all away, but mistake the shredder for the filing cabinet. (elves aren't too bright) I wish I could clone myself - get her to do all my chores while I play
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/22/2011
Posts: 568
Location: United States
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Wildcat wrote:I wish I could clone myself - get her to do all my chores while I play Granted my dear....Send in the Clones... What? Clones - Clowns, pool - pond, what's the diff.... I wish I had more time to play 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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Lol! Very clever PMIC!
Granted - but now you have to play with me every time you play!
I wish that I would be in coach with PMIC
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/9/2013
Posts: 129
Location: LA , United States
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Oh you are granted your coaching position with pmic, but every time you guys play you each loose a limb until your both dead and limbless mwahahahahaha
I wish I could breath under water like a mermaid.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/26/2012
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Location: South Africa
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You can't breathe underwater? Awww! Lol
Granted - but now you're never allowed on land again.
I wish that I had an ice cream to eat now
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/22/2011
Posts: 568
Location: United States
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TJ50 wrote:I wish that I had an ice cream to eat now Granted.....I have some white ice cream in my lap....want to come play with it? I wish I could have an unlimited supply of "slurpee's"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,594
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Granted, my dear, a never ending supply. You become addicted. But they're loaded with sugar so... you soon become so morbidly obese, you can't even see your own willy any more. Oooh that's mean. I wish I could taste Coach's ice cream. It was vanilla you spilled in your lap, wasn't it? 
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2012
Posts: 326
Location: Columbia, United States
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Granted darling, Coach's ice cream is yours for the taking. I bet it tastes so sweet with that vanilla filling your nostrils.
I wish Bigfoot would just show himself so we could get past that bullshit.........
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Joined: 2/6/2013
Posts: 1,131
Location: United States
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Granted....but unfortunately Big Foot proves the old addage of big feet means he has a big dick and he wants to have sex with you. I wish that I had more red wine in the house.......
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/31/2013
Posts: 793
Location: United States
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Granted, but you'll drink too much and need your stomach pumped.
I wish I wasn't alone right now..
You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/11/2013
Posts: 117
Location: United States
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Wish granted poof! I wish i had enough money to just donate money to Lush for a bigger server so it didnt freeze.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,594
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Granted, my dear, you're able to donate a cool million to Lush. But..... Nicola has a dark side. She gathers up all the mods, verifiers and of course dear Gav and takes them all on holiday to the Bahamas. They blow that mil while Lush languishes in the deep freeze. (Apologies to our lovely Matriarch and her crew) I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/22/2011
Posts: 568
Location: United States
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Wildcat wrote:I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist Granted....new dental service is available online! I wish I could travel to anywhere right now...Australia...you name it, anywhere.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/1/2012
Posts: 167
Location: The dark corners of my mind, United States
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Granted! You arrive and find your hotel is deep in the Australian Outback and you must hunt, catch, kill, and cook your own food. You're so successful that you become a member of a local Aboriginal tribe and marry the Chief's daughter who is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you have many children. I wish I would become a famous erotic author and wealthy woman.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 11/18/2011
Posts: 55
Location: Fantasy Island
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Okay, granted ! But I don't have to corrupt this; fame and wealth will corrupt you more than anything :P
I wish I would go out in the space as a space traveler with my gf and once in the space I'd steer my space shuttle to the moon :P
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/16/2010
Posts: 75
Location: Parsons, KS.
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Granted but you crash land on the dark side and spend the remaining hours until your life support fails making sweet love to her while watching meteors hit the moon all around you.
I wish i knew a cure for Alzhimer's (next Lusher to post please don't corupt the granting of this wish to many people are affected by this disease to make a joke out of it)
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 2/28/2013
Posts: 57
Location: United Kingdom
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If I could grant your wish I surely would. Let's hope in time it will come true. Uncoruptable.
I wish I could have a close encounter of the third kind. Friendly aliens only please.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/5/2013
Posts: 944
Location: United States
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You have your friendly close encounter, but they have no concept of personal space.
I wish people including me could legally walk around nude, but without the requirement to do so.
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