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Came to me yesterday as I grabbed my friend's WIFI key and she laughed "Aye, Andrew's at home here, he just grabbed my WIFI key! High five wee man!" to which we high fived. So how do you know you're at home in a friend's house?
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Their kid falls asleep while leaning against my arm on the couch. Wife farts in front of me while walking to wherever during movie rental intermission. Husband invites me to bring him back a cold beer as I am helping myself to my own from his fridge. Their pet sleeps on my shoes near front door.
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next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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You're the only one there and/or rub one out in the shower
She changes cloths in front of you (happened not long ago)
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My friend used to come round every morning before school and make herself breakfast, our families are really close so it didn't matter, but to others it sounded weird.
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At my best friend's house, we have "hers and hers" dressing gowns hanging on the back of the bathroom door!
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...when you walk in the door, the first thing you do is take off your clothes.
...you have a key you can use anytime you want, and you do use it.
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when you go there during the day to do laundry and when they come home they act like its totally normal
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when you go straight to the kitchen to make a cup of tea
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When you know where everything is better then your friend does.
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You know you're at home in a friend's house when you're there for days on end and suddenly remember you're not actually at your own home.
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When you rub one out in front of them whilst cybering with a hot woman and they pay you never mind and instead get you some tissues to aid the cleanup.
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when you can walk around the house naked
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GingerKitty wrote:When you rub one out in front of them whilst cybering with a hot woman and they pay you never mind and instead get you some tissues to aid the cleanup. That's beyond being at "home" at a friends....... lmao
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Jinxy wrote:
That's beyond being at "home" at a friends....... lmao
Maybe, but it can't be as beyond as asking them to join in.
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...you decide you want to swim/skinny dip, so you go over to use their pool without calling.
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You walk in the door unannounced, notice they are having sex in the lounge room so you go make a cup of coffee.
" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
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Enter the house and go directly to the dresser drawers an retrieve clothes without searching and come back with what they were sent for.
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When I go to my best friend's house, her 3 dogs don't even bark and they bark at everyone and everything!
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There was this one time I found myself cleaning dishes, which I don't naormally do even in my own house and then I tidied away our beer bottles. Well, she did make me a nice meal, it's nice to show your appreciation with more than just a loud belch!
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