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Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:53:08 AM

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Came to me yesterday as I grabbed my friend's WIFI key and she laughed "Aye, Andrew's at home here, he just grabbed my WIFI key! High five wee man!" to which we high fived. So how do you know you're at home in a friend's house?
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 10:33:12 AM

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Their kid falls asleep while leaning against my arm on the couch.

Wife farts in front of me while walking to wherever during movie rental intermission.

Husband invites me to bring him back a cold beer as I am helping myself to my own from his fridge.

Their pet sleeps on my shoes near front door.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 3:12:57 PM

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You're the only one there and/or rub one out in the shower

She changes cloths in front of you (happened not long ago)
Pancakez
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 5:10:43 PM

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My friend used to come round every morning before school and make herself breakfast, our families are really close so it didn't matter, but to others it sounded weird.

Broken are the bodies wherein hopeless hearts reside - the blight of despair strikes forth from inside..
HunniDew
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 2:02:37 PM

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At my best friend's house, we have "hers and hers" dressing gowns hanging on the back of the bathroom door!




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EDWolfe
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 9:49:27 PM

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...when you walk in the door, the first thing you do is take off your clothes.

...you have a key you can use anytime you want, and you do use it.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 11:25:31 AM

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when you go there during the day to do laundry and when they come home they act like its totally normal
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 12:40:14 PM

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when you go straight to the kitchen to make a cup of tea
Poppet
Posted: Wednesday, February 27, 2013 12:05:56 PM

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When you know where everything is better then your friend does.

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Jinxy
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 8:18:59 PM

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You know you're at home in a friend's house when you're there for days on end and suddenly remember you're not actually at your own home.

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 9:57:59 PM

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When you rub one out in front of them whilst cybering with a hot woman and they pay you never mind and instead get you some tissues to aid the cleanup.
evie_j
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 6:30:37 AM

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when you can walk around the house naked
Jinxy
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 7:55:26 PM

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GingerKitty wrote:
When you rub one out in front of them whilst cybering with a hot woman and they pay you never mind and instead get you some tissues to aid the cleanup.


That's beyond being at "home" at a friends....... lmao

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 8:09:25 PM

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Jinxy wrote:


That's beyond being at "home" at a friends....... lmao


Maybe, but it can't be as beyond as asking them to join in.
EDWolfe
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 11:52:23 PM

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...you decide you want to swim/skinny dip, so you go over to use their pool without calling.
Plushbunny
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 6:24:53 PM

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You walk in the door unannounced, notice they are having sex in the lounge room so you go make a cup of coffee.

" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
1lush
Posted: Wednesday, April 17, 2013 12:18:45 PM

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Enter the house and go directly to the dresser drawers an retrieve clothes without searching and come back with what they were sent for.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 17, 2013 5:18:25 PM

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When I go to my best friend's house, her 3 dogs don't even bark and they bark at everyone and everything!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 17, 2013 5:21:30 PM

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There was this one time I found myself cleaning dishes, which I don't naormally do even in my own house and then I tidied away our beer bottles. Well, she did make me a nice meal, it's nice to show your appreciation with more than just a loud belch!
iamhereinthestateofo
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 7:45:45 PM

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I am allowed to fuck both the wife and daughter while the husband is jerking off in a corner.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 8:02:01 PM

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You know where tampons are and take without asking
sweetaz
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 11:23:30 PM

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Choosiemamma wrote:
You know where tampons are and take without asking


Yup that's always handy ... then you replace with a full packet for the next time you're caught short ... thank god for those friends
Felopzed
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 12:56:05 AM

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Your in the neighborhood and have to pee, so you go inside and the bathroom is being used. So you use the kitchen sink instead.........
trinket
Posted: Saturday, September 28, 2013 6:54:37 AM

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sweetaz
Posted: Tuesday, October 08, 2013 12:50:56 AM

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when they show you where everything is and say "family help themselves" bloody beautiful
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 10, 2013 7:24:49 PM

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When you don't even have to knock before going in lol
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 8:30:17 AM

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When you fart like you are alone

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bill11
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 10:43:48 AM

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You use the bathroom without locking the door
Soleillalune
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 8:32:38 PM

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When I see kids body slamming their siblings

sweetaz
Posted: Sunday, October 27, 2013 6:55:56 PM

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Soleillalune wrote:
When I see kids body slamming their siblings
haha means the kids are comfortable with themselves and are confident love it.


When you say to them ill cook dinner and the husband (hes the cook) says no I trust you only to peel the potatoes lol share a glass of wine and plenty of banter in the kitchen .. dinner was fab too
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