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Liz
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 12:40:33 PM

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If you could have sex with any well known celebrity or historical figure, living or deceased, who would it be and why?


HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:34:48 PM

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Celebrities would have to be Christopher Meloni or Jaclyn Smith.

I just find both of them so hot. And esp. with Meloni, I just have a feeling the man would be an animal in bed.

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Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 9:27:59 AM

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Maria Theresa of Austria. One of Europe's hardest working monarchs, extremely strongly willed, and she broke a bed during her honeymoon. It's a shame I will always, always prefer her enemy Fritz to her, but I wouldn't want to boink Old Fritz, so there you have it.
EllaFitz
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 4:22:30 PM

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Most of the historical figures were riddled with diseases but for the sake of fantasy I'd like to have shagged Bogey, Franz Liszt and Degas and Carl Sandburg
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Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 5:31:29 PM

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Historical...Cleopatra...if she was good enough for Julius Ceasar, Mark Anthony and her own brother she's good enough for me.

Celebraty...Elizabeth Taylor...to compare and contrast her to the original Cleopatra.

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Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 6:55:04 PM

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EllaFitz points out one problem with historical figures. Another would be that we only know of their personal lives what they, their supporters, or their enemies left behind in reports, and precious little of that can be depended upon as truthful.

Nonetheless, I think I should have enjoyed having a go at Good Queen Bess — I mean before Elizabeth became a professional virgin, lost her hair and all that. I like strong-willed women, even if they are a little hot at hand. H o w e v e r, I should also require a handy egress, as I don’t think I should have enjoyed being bunged up in the Tower of London, over much.

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Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 7:05:54 PM

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Since I am not into necrophilia I'll have to go with someone living, Charleze Theron.

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Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 8:17:35 PM

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HotBttmInBriefs wrote:
I just have a feeling the man [Christopher Meloni] would be an animal in bed.


Fuck yes!!! Intense too! *blush*

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Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 8:41:27 PM

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Historical: Leonardo Da Vinci. Just because he was so creative and inventive and imaginative, I have to wonder if those traits would have carried over to the bedroom! What sexual wonders might his incredible brain have cooked-up to do with me?

For today's celebrities, I have to wonder about David Spade. I read an interview once years ago, with an actress who slept with him and said his male organ was WAY bigger than would be expected for such a short and slender man, and I've been curious about him ever since. Plus he's CUTE in a roguish sort of way.

Maybe Justin Bieber? Not that I find him at ALL attractive (I don't), but just for the bragging rights that at 52 I had what all the young bimboes dream of and can't have! Plus I'd love sending him out into the world WAY more knowledgeable about how to arouse women, being the one who taught him! LOL Then years from now I might read some airhead actress boasting of how good he is in bed, and I would know that's because I showed him how (you're WELCOME)!
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Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 8:44:51 PM

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HotBttmInBriefs wrote:
Celebrities would have to be Christopher Meloni I just have a feeling the man would be an animal in bed.


Yes, I see your point: http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/chris-meloni/images/15669659/title/christopher-meloni-photo

Mmmmmmmmmmm!
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Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 11:34:50 PM

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I'm with the person above who wants to, I believe the term in her time would have been "roger", Queen Elizabeth I. But I too, should like to have a way to avoid the Tower.
Other historical figures who I think would be nothing short of incredible are Simone de Beauvoir, and Anias Nin.

I'm partial to strong-willed women who know what they want, and who aren't afraid to express themselves.

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Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 7:34:01 AM

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i am not into having sex with a famous person i think that they would more than likely disappoint me... as most are actors..thus who knows WHAT you would get in bed

however cary grant at any age i would have love to kiss

he looks like he would have beeen a wonderful kisser and if not that english accent just drives me UP the wall....

i could listen to that accent 24 hours a day and be aroused just from the sound of it....
Kal-El85
Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 9:13:03 AM

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It's all Historical on this front. If I could I'd love to fuck Cleopatara (VII) and Roxana (Alexander the Great's 1st wife).
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Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 10:26:26 AM

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was thinkin about it when i saw Marie Theresa a few posts above-- hmmm think i'll go with her , looks and sounds pretty darn good.
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Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 6:48:48 PM

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The virgin Mary. Just because I love the idea of using the "it's not mine, it's God's" line after. Though, if I have sex with her, then she's not really a virgin anymore, is she?
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miley cyrus idk i just find her so hot i liked the long brown hair better but wth shes still sexy
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Posted: Tuesday, February 26, 2013 11:03:15 PM

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Celebrity is between Monica Bellucci, Shakira, and Audrey Hepburn
Historical Figure has to be Cleopatra
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Posted: Wednesday, February 27, 2013 3:25:28 PM

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Posted: Wednesday, February 27, 2013 3:26:45 PM

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Anthony......

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Robin Hood.... Nah maybe little John.. Love what they stood for.dontknow

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Robin Hood.... Nah maybe little John.. Love what they stood for.dontknow

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Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 7:44:32 AM

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Eleanor of Aquitaiine.. beautiful. politically savvy, the richest and best educated woman of her time, plus she shaped our modern ideas of romance (the stories of King Arthur have her fingerprints all over them) Btw, Katherine Hepburn won an Oscar portraying her in The Lion in Winter....
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Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 7:19:53 PM

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I'd go with Jean Harlow. A platinum blonde beauty with a sassy attitude. I thought she was hot from the first time I saw her in "Dinner at Eight" when I was a kid.
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Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 10:20:21 PM

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Celebrity- Daniel Craig
Historical -Marc Antony
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