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sugarbabe wrote:scooter....save me some of granny's jug, I'm almost there!  Damn sugarbabe, I don't know how you girls jog around with those things, but i'm glad you do. (: Apple pie moon shine, maybe a double scoop of ice cream, sounds good to me! There you go Rump, can't help you with the spelling question though. 
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Good morning, Lushland. The Vicodin mist has begun to clear and I'm now grieving over having missed Titty Tuesday. (sips some of Busty's best brew...staggers but regains balance) By the way, there's plenty more Busty brew waiting for the unwary. Speaking of Titty Tuesday brings two questions to whatever it is that passes for my mind. What is the correct spelling 'tittY' or 'tittIE'? Next, what is the origin of the term 'boobies' when refering to, you know, jugs, hooters, tits, etc.? Back in mye eye-days, I'd sometimes respond to a crude, tasteless, sexest comment about 'boobies' by posting a photo of two, Blue-footed Boobbies. Got surprisingly little encouragement to continue the practice, however.  Hi, Rump. Noon here so screw the so-called coffee. Scotch, please. Neat. I'm rather old-fashioned and often use just breasts or tits. I find "titty" or "booby" both to be rather crude and colloquial. Whatever you call'em, they are nice to have around, eh?  Oh, and the origin of "boobs" or "boobies" meaning breasts: "While it’s not certain, etymologists pretty much concur that boob is derived from the 17th century word bubby, which comes from latin, via German (bübbi) meaing teat." ( from a blog called Mich-Communications).
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In response to Rump's great titty debate, I am no expert...but I do happen to own two of them myself. In my not so limited experience with chest appendages, I've found that "titty" refers to only one tit, while "Titties" is a plural form. But the singular form is appropriate in Titty Tuesday...much like Meatball Monday, or Taco Tuesday. Not sure why...but it works. As far as the origin of boobs...yeah, I got nothing.
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As far as the origin of boobs...yeah, I got nothing.You crack me up slippery, 
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:In response to Rump's great titty debate, I am no expert...but I do happen to own two of them myself. In my not so limited experience with chest appendages, I've found that "titty" refers to only one tit, while "Titties" is a plural form. But the singular form is appropriate in Titty Tuesday...much like Meatball Monday, or Taco Tuesday. Not sure why...but it works.
As far as the origin of boobs...yeah, I got nothing. But we usually see more than one on Tuesday, so doesn't that make it Titties Tuesday? I rather prefer the plural myself anyhow 
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seeker4 wrote: But we usually see more than one on Tuesday, so doesn't that make it Titties Tuesday? I rather prefer the plural myself anyhow Nah, Titties Tuesday doesn't flow as smoothly.
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And a good, TGIF, morning to one and all, especially those who doubted this day would ever show up. I'm reading a fictionalized account of Doc Holliday, cleverly titled, "Doc.". In it he expresses his less than enthusiastic opinion of the old Lone Star State: "Ninety percent of Texans give the other ten percent a bad reputation.":) Busty bought a new coffee maker. (sips, shivers) Only thing is, I'm not sure she took out all the carboard packing stuff before whupping up this first batch.
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 Ah, reckon I'll be needing something a little stronger in that coffee of mine.... (And no chance of horse, madam CG) lol
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Mazza wrote:
Ah, reckon I'll be needing something a little stronger in that coffee of mine....
(And no chance of horse, madam CG) lol
Madam? Hmmm, maybe a new career opportunity for me??  No horse for you? Does that mean you want to borrow some of my French Vanilla? mmm That pic made me laugh, BTW. I'm declaring today Falling Panties Friday. Hope it works out that way for all of you.  
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Good Afternoon, Lushketeers! I'm going on a mini vacation this weekend and I couldn't be happier. Drinks are on me for the rest of the day today. body shot, anyone?
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LadySharon wrote:Good Afternoon, Lushketeers! I'm going on a mini vacation this weekend and I couldn't be happier. Drinks are on me for the rest of the day today. body shot, anyone? Sounds fun!!  Have an awesome weekend!!
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Body shots and falling panties, it don't get no better than that. If we could just get Busty to remove the packging from the new coffee maker 
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Morning, Monday malcontents. Not sure if the cardboard in the new coffee maker has been 'removed' or just 'dissolved.' Whatever the case, it ain't there no more. That means today's coffee (takes a sip, gags and shakes head) taste about the same. (Will someone please remind me to add the Beaver Breath before take a sip?) Hope your favs did well at last night's Academy Awards. Me, I've been boycotting the Oscars ever since they snubbed, 'Promises, Promises,' Jayne Mansfield's highly-touted, topless, titalator (so to speak).
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Woo-hoo! Man-boobs Monday! I don't care what you guys say, I'm gonna make this day happen! 
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Talk about your memorable blow job!. Out here east of Luckenback, winds gusts topped 45 mph today. The wind dknocked out power for 20,000 customers, ripped off the roof of a portable classroom and knocked power poles around. Man-Boob Monday, huh? Slippery, sometimes I worry about you. Rest of the time, I worry a whole lot. ;)
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MAN BOOBS....I am still shakin in my skirt!
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Titty Tuesday tho... 
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And a good 'Titty Tuesday' morning to all affica..., afisheanaw..., fans of bedazzling boobs. There's plenty Beaver Breath Brandy to help celebrate this great day. Daring folks might want to add to dash of Busty's coffee to to give it that rank, bitter taste that can be so invigorating. (sips, smiles, or maybe grimaces) Today is the 85th birthday of Fats Domino. For a special treat, look up a vid on u-tube with Fats, Ray Charles and Jerry Lee Lewis playing together. Highly reommended.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Yay for Tuesdays...and titties!! 
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Good Evening Lushketeers...Happy Fat's Birthday Tittie Tuesday...whatever... Here's a Fats vid Reverend...Ain't That A Shame... Now pass the bottle of Beaver Breath, and let's get this party going... Cheers, Alan. 
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Btw, Reverend Rump...I think I saw somewhere it was Johnny Cash's birthday as well...if not, we'll drink to him anyway...here's a video of Johnny, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings and Kris Kristofferson...and I think a few others, doing "Ghost Riders In The Sky"... Pass another mug of Beaver Breath down when you get a chance...thanks...
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Morning, molesters and molestees. This is sort of a good news, bad news type of daybreak. Alan finished off the Beaver Breath so 'Old Overshoe: the despair of Needmore, Ky' will have to help aleviate the more hazardous effects of Busty's coffee until the daily shipment of BBB arrives later today. The good news is Alan left two first-rate music vids. Both are highly recommended.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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By the powers vested in me by...well...me....I hereby declare today Weenie Wednesday! (Someone should really stop me). 
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I'm not stopping you. We need something to celebrate on Wednesdays. Why not a ... um ... yummy treat?
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Morning, Lushlanders. The much anticipated shipment of Beaver Breath Brandy arrived no later than usual yesterday. While Dirty Martini hasn't checked in, a case is missing from the store room so odds are he did make an unannounced visit. Good thing for the rest of us the missing case was filled with empty bottles (we're a green joint, you know) Bottom line is there's plenty BBB to go around. (sips, retches) Considering the quality of today's Busty brew, that's a very good thing. (shakes head and tries to take a few deep breaths)
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Hey, didn't this dump joint used to serve donuts? Guess I gotta start bringing them myself... 
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Slippery, I'll have you know we serve only the finest doughnuts left out by the dumpster, and I might add, for a very nominal charge. ;)
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I remember those all too well. They had some fuzzy stuff on them that Coma & Tose told me was just decoration. I took one bite and went blind in one eye and couldn't see out of the other one.
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Fuzzy doughnuts do not, I say again, not, explain bad eyesight...at least not according to certain health and hygiene lectures. ;) Go ahead and confess, Slip. While it probably won't do your eyesight any good, it should keep the rest of us entertained.
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That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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