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Some of us lasses have well over the generally accepted "more than a handful is a waste" size of breasts. For those of us who have to suffer bad backs, expensive scaffolding, and people talking to our breasts instead of our faces, what other non-sexual/feeding uses have you found your boobies have?
Here's just a few I've discovered:
Shelf for plates, drinks and other objects when hands are full.
Ledge for holding small sleeping people when trying to tidy up and cuddle all at once.
Drinks holder (between them).
Extra leverage when fitting six metres of eight ounce wadding into a small bag.
Shape for modelling potential dress straps and corset cups against.
Helping to hold fishing line taught when tying rigs.
Cushioning against bus sides when crammed in with a crowd.
Pressing car horn when struggling with large map whilst waiting for a slow passenger.
Leverage to open a door when hands are full.
Makeshift desk when there's no surface to write on paper.
Cushioning against ground when taking nature close-ups with camera.
Camera rest when tripod is not available.
Prop-up for a poorly back when sleeping on tummy and needing a comfy angle.
Book rest.
There are others, of course, but I don't want to stop anybody else contributing. Do you guys have any non-sexual uses for boobies?
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Mine aren't big enough to affect my back, but I've found a couple extra uses for them: holding place for my phone (either between or under the bra strap) they poke out at the right angle to clean the screen of my kindle Holding place for my makeup when there's nowhere to put anything down (between them with a bra on) Also, they make me giggle when I jiggle them
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Effing brilliant post Twinny!! Makes the shirt hang just right to hide my tummy.  Helps me float while swimming. Cushioning when I walk into doors while on my iPhone..... Or when I am drunk 
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Non-sexual uses for Boobies? Hmmmmm, let me think. Think, think , think.
Hmmmmm. Non-sexual uses for boobies? Hmmmmmmmmm........
Nope, I can't think of a one.
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change purse when I don't have pockets. hands free place to sit phone while chatting on speaker, portable table to sit plate whilst eating and working on computer. Arm rest, I cross my arms over them occasionally. Always convenient: best way to hide a bad hair day! (lower cut shirt)
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Saga wrote: Helps me float while swimming. I always wondered if that was a myth. I gotta say, bosoms make excellent pillows. As Corner Shop said in Brimful of Asha "everybody needs a bosom for a pillow."
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naughtynurse wrote:
Always convenient: best way to hide a bad hair day! (lower cut shirt)
Brilliant!! Lol
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Shylass wrote:Some of us lasses have well over the generally accepted "more than a handful is a waste" size of breasts. For those of us who have to suffer bad backs, expensive scaffolding, and people talking to our breasts instead of our faces, what other non-sexual/feeding uses have you found your boobies have?
Here's just a few I've discovered:
Shelf for plates, drinks and other objects when hands are full.
Ledge for holding small sleeping people when trying to tidy up and cuddle all at once.
Drinks holder (between them).
Extra leverage when fitting six metres of eight ounce wadding into a small bag.
Shape for modelling potential dress straps and corset cups against.
Helping to hold fishing line taught when tying rigs.
Cushioning against bus sides when crammed in with a crowd.
Pressing car horn when struggling with large map whilst waiting for a slow passenger.
Leverage to open a door when hands are full.
Makeshift desk when there's no surface to write on paper.
Cushioning against ground when taking nature close-ups with camera.
Camera rest when tripod is not available.
Prop-up for a poorly back when sleeping on tummy and needing a comfy angle.
Book rest.
There are others, of course, but I don't want to stop anybody else contributing. Do you guys have any non-sexual uses for boobies?
This is Awesome! :D Usually just a handy shelf lol.
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my father told a story about a female shooter who used one of hers to steady her arm when shooting from the prone position. Since it did not qualify as an artificial device or aid, the judges allowed it....
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