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I would greatly appreciate the help of all of my Brother and Sister Lushies that are citizens of the United States of America in my current project. I am going to write to my Federal Congressional Representatives and propose a new Federal Holiday called National Fellatio Day. Now, I know this sounds radical but I am sure we can get a true grass roots campaign for this holiday. Both the far left and the radical right should love it. (Ok, maybe not the radical right.) I am still open as to what the actual date of this holiday should be so please make any suggestions that you feel would be appropriate. Remember folks, by working together we can make this happen. Happy National Fellatio day! 
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April 20th. I've heard that herbal enhancements fire up the female kiln. Either way, all are winners.
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Oh, and I have issue with the female proponents. Y'all already got Valentines Day, and Mothers Day. We've only got Fathers Day and lots of ties.
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sprite wrote:only if we get a National Cunnilingus Day too. :) One can be on June 9th, the other on September 6th, to encourage reciprocity.
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LiquidMatthew wrote:
One can be on June 9th, the other on September 6th, to encourage reciprocity.
Well thought out reply...but I DO question the 9/6 date. Somebody ain't gonna be happy on THAT date!! (backs turned to each other)
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National Fellatio Day should be June 8. You blow me, and I'll owe you one.
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I would say just have National Oral Sex Day on March 10th. Why? The 69th day of a standard year.
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CleverFox wrote:I would greatly appreciate the help of all of my Brother and Sister Lushies that are citizens of the United States of America in my current project. I am going to write to my Federal Congressional Representatives and propose a new Federal Holiday called National Fellatio Day. Now, I know this sounds radical but I am sure we can get a true grass roots campaign for this holiday. Both the far left and the radical right should love it. (Ok, maybe not the radical right.) I am still open as to what the actual date of this holiday should be so please make any suggestions that you feel would be appropriate. Remember folks, by working together we can make this happen. Happy National Fellatio day! Former President Clinton and Monica Lewensky are all in
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EDWolfe wrote:I would say just have National Oral Sex Day on March 10th. Why? The 69th day of a standard year. We have a winner!! Would get my vote if I was a Yank.  Wait! What happens in a Leap Year? 
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mercianknight wrote:We have a winner!! Would get my vote if I was a Yank. Wait! What happens in a Leap Year? Do it like Easter and change the date. Simple as that. Also, you better mix in national cunnilingus day as well, otherwise the feminists will rip your guts out. And you really should have national cunnilingus day first, otherwise all the women will go "Typical men, always coming first"...
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Highwayman wrote:Oh, and I have issue with the female proponents. Y'all already got Valentines Day, and Mothers Day. We've only got Fathers Day and lots of ties. are you forgetting March 14th - Steak and Blowjob Day? There is even a website for it - http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com/
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mercianknight wrote:EDWolfe wrote:I would say just have National Oral Sex Day on March 10th. Why? The 69th day of a standard year. We have a winner!! Would get my vote if I was a Yank. Wait! What happens in a Leap Year? Simple. In US election years (which coincide with leap years), National Oral Sex Day would be on the 9th of March, just like elitfromnorth recommended. elitfromnorth wrote:Also, you better mix in national cunnilingus day as well, otherwise the feminists will rip your guts out. And you really should have national cunnilingus day first, otherwise all the women will go "Typical men, always coming first"... Actually, my idea was trying to lump them all together. We could do a three day "weekend" though (March 8 National Cunnilingus Day, March 9 National Fellatio Day, March 10 National 69 Day. Subtract a day for leap years.)
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But then you will have to have black oral sex month and Native American Blow Job Month, etc. And of course the females will always want one more holiday than the males or they will say we don't love them. And it will have to be changed every year so we can have it on a Monday or Friday so we have a long sales weekend. What do you buy for oral sex. Mints and gag? And you know what those jerks in Washington will do. Give themselves another month off. And is it polite to give a gift of oral sex to your boss? OK, for half of us that is a mute question. I just see it. I go down on my girl and she pouts. "But you gave me the same thing last year." I of course am in favor of the holiday idea. I will sign. But promise I don't have to dress up and visit the inlaws and give them a gift on Oral Sex Day.
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I'm sure Bill Clinton would support that idea
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Buz wrote:Those days should run concurrently. Or alternating ... On the 6th and the 9th of every month
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