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I have just set up as a cybercologist for those little worries and STD's and cyberlisation if anyone has need of my help please call 0101110010
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Callisto wrote:Now I've heard everything..... Cyber babies? So I was in a room today when I saw someone mention they were having cyber babies on Lush.. I have no idea what this means or how this works. If someone could please elaborate on this for me, I would appreciate it..  *Bangs head against keyboard, yelling "what the fuck is wrong with some folk!"* Maybe it's because I'm tired, but I honestly can't see how in blazes this would work. I can see how cyber sex wold work, but cyber babies? Would the conversation be something like: A: Handing the baby over to you now, gotta go to work, make sure you finish his feeding. B: Aw damn, he just threw up on me! This sweater was clean on today as well. A: *Laughs at you and walks out* B: I want a cyber divorce! A: Well, I want custody of the kid, I've looked after him longer than you. *Vicious online legal cyber battle erupts* Rather silly concept, methinks, though might make for interesting reading.
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If you had twin cyber babies, would one be named Zero and the other Juan?
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This is one of the things that have surprised me on the Internet recently. The idea of cyber babies had never occurred to me. Now, after Googling it, I find that it's a big thing. It's time for someone to start up a site for cyber paternity tests.
I am a whore. Find something else to fight about. - Nell Gwyn (to her coachman, who was fighting a man for calling her a whore)
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It's impossible to have an erection and think deeply at the same time. Dr. Buz, Cybergynecologist
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nicola wrote:Everybody, meet our new Business & Merchandising Manager, Trinket to the lush stories team (you work on a commission only basis right?).  Define 'Cyber-Commission'..... 
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I don't understand why anyone would want to do this. I can see girls getting into it in the same way kids like to pretend with dolls but I can't see any male thinking this was a cool idea. Then again - I remember a recent story in Korea about a couple that let their real infant starve to death due to neglect because they were constantly holed up in the cyber-cafe playing a game that simulates having an 'online baby'. Caring for the cyber-baby instead of the real baby - how's that for disturbing. :(
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I have a cyber baby-momma but in no way do I get involved in taking care of the little fucker, that's her job.
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Magical_felix wrote:I have a cyber baby-momma but in no way do I get involved in taking care of the little fucker, that's her job. As a cyber attorney I expect to be seeing you in cyber court. Failure to pay cyber support is a serious offence.
I am a whore. Find something else to fight about. - Nell Gwyn (to her coachman, who was fighting a man for calling her a whore)
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Magical_felix wrote:I have a cyber baby-momma but in no way do I get involved in taking care of the little fucker, that's her job.
It's your baby, too. Asshole. A real man takes responsibility.
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LadyX wrote:
It's your baby, too. Asshole.
A real man takes responsibility.
You knew the deal. I told you I don't fuck around with any of that shit. You said you wanted this dick anyway. You know where to find me if you want another one.
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CoopsRuthie wrote:
As a cyber attorney I expect to be seeing you in cyber court. Failure to pay cyber support is a serious offence.
She said she was on the pill. You'll be hearing from my cyber attorney shortly. This is entrapment.
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Magical_felix wrote:
She said she was on the pill. You'll be hearing from my cyber attorney shortly. This is entrapment.
She was on the pill. The pill is not 100% effective. It was your responsibility to wear a condom. We will be seeking a subpoena for a cyber DNA sample.
I am a whore. Find something else to fight about. - Nell Gwyn (to her coachman, who was fighting a man for calling her a whore)
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 i rather think i would spit the dummy and as for she said she was on the pill? what about your cybersectomy. Oh wait i could offer this service.. being self cyber qualified.. Come on Men, Lye down on my bed, it won't hurt i promise. Just a little trim, slice and cortarise!!!!!!!
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I've heard of role play, but on Lush? That's new to me.
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This is something i have heard of on lush, some people take this too seriously although it is just roleplay, demanding childsupport, trying to make the other person maintain contact after things have gone bad. It gets worse when one person beleives the cyber child is real, and the other doesnt. It is crazy.
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Is lush pro life?
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smithy2012 wrote:This is something i have heard of on lush, some people take this too seriously although it is just roleplay, demanding childsupport, trying to make the other person maintain contact after things have gone bad. It gets worse when one person beleives the cyber child is real, and the other doesnt. It is crazy. EXACTLY. That's why I shouldn't have to pay no child support. Things went bad, I nutted and I wanted to go home real bad. Now she wants all this other shit. Give me a break!
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Magical_felix wrote:
EXACTLY.
That's why I shouldn't have to pay no child support. Things went bad, I nutted and I wanted to go home real bad. Now she wants all this other shit. Give me a break!
Then by your own admission you deem that you should pay cyberdollars in support for what your cybersperm has produced through admitted online cybersex. I do hope you have a great cyberattorney to represent you, as your cyberwords have admitted due support. Watch those double negatives, they will get you in trouble even in cybercourt!
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FtLMale wrote:
Watch those double negatives, they will get you in trouble even in cypercourt!
LOL shut up. You correct me then spell cyber wrong... What a dumbass.
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Touché!Thanks for pointing out the typo.
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Can I be the cyber lawyer for the inevitable cyber custody battle?
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:Can I be the cyber lawyer for the inevitable cyber custody battle? Hired. Please start right away, Dani. I'm devastated by this, and frankly, won't abide by his galavanting all over Lush cyberspace, flirting with other women and posting nude pics like he's some sort of free man? He's not free! He owes me and his cyberchild- his cyberfamily- what we deserve! GODDAMMIT!!
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LadyX wrote:
It's your baby, too. Asshole.
A real man takes responsibility.
LadyX, Please let me show you around the Lush Cyberbabygoods warehouse.....Cyberbaby-daddy is liable for half the cost therefore you can buy twice as much!
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LadyX wrote:
Hired. Please start right away, Dani. I'm devastated by this, and frankly, won't abide by his galavanting all over Lush cyberspace, flirting with other women and posting nude pics like he's some sort of free man? He's not free! He owes me and his cyberchild- his cyberfamily- what we deserve!
GODDAMMIT!!
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LadyX wrote:
Hired. Please start right away, Dani. I'm devastated by this, and frankly, won't abide by his galavanting all over Lush cyberspace, flirting with other women and posting nude pics like he's some sort of free man? He's not free! He owes me and his cyberchild- his cyberfamily- what we deserve!
GODDAMMIT!!
Absolutely. I'm Danielle Something, cyber lawyer, and I fight for YOU! We'll take him for half his cyber worth. When I'm done with him, he won't have a gigabyte to his name!! Let's start with visitation. What hours are he allowed to log in?
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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I don't want a cyber baby because then I'll have to pay cyber child support from my cyber jobs cyber pay checks. All I want to do in my cyber life is go to my cyber home and have cyber cyber sex on my cyber computer and have cyber cyber babies. Why must people make it so complex!?!?!? :p
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Hmm. This in the Think Tank? Anywayyy.
Hold, hold it right there everyone.
There are rules and regulations to obey, the cyber police can shut down the site and detain Nicola and Gav and who knows where all those cyber babies will end up. The vast cyber space can be very scary.
- Now, as an example: can someone with less than 20 post cyber-copulate and possibly have a cyberbaby? Isn't he or she under cyber-lush age?
- May we have a cyberbaby with anyone or with friends only?
- Since we should not use cyber contraceptives (so to have a baby), shouldn’t everyone (boys) be mindful of their own "*molten ropes of pearl" so it would not fly all over the site hitting everyone and possibly have unwanted cyberbabies out cyber wedlock?
- Shouldn’t Nicola and Gav be taken out of the context as we might have way too many members who decide to have a cyberbaby with them? Peoples c’mon..let’s be realistic; we’re nearing 200K members here. They are human being (I think) not ants.
See how thing can get so complicated, wow it’s a miracle I caught it on time.
I can already feel some cyber commission coming my way for saving the site. I just did it for the community.
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cyber!!! babies ? sorry as my own body has been fixed well n truly Can I get a babe to surrogate? and a few hunks to offer to start the process? please no crash involved !!! get back to me anytime
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Is anyone offering cyber-baptisms/christenings? Maybe those cyber-priests we're going to have doing the cyber-weddings can take this one on, too?
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