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Well, hopefully it will be. Quote:April was designated as "National Humor Month" in 1976, by Larry Wilde.
It was designed to heighten public awareness on how the joy and therapeutic value of laughter can improve health, boost morale, increase communication skills and enrich the quality of one's life.
Competition Theme
Show your humorous and creative side. We are looking for fun, lighthearted and sexy stories / poems. Be as absurd and far-fetched as you like. Make us laugh!
Full competition details can be found here.
 1st Place Prize: $200 2nd Place Prize: $100 3rd Place Prize: Potato
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I was going to send this one: 
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nicola wrote:I was going to send this one: lol - the double take Kate did when catching a glimpse of that was priceless! really, it's a bit disturbing, boss. 
 Blondie's been itching to share another adventure sometime soon...
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Don't get any ideas about playing with your food Miss Sprite... Hey Nic...you didn't by any chance turn poor Gav into a potato? 
 You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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nicola wrote:I was going to send this one: That gives me yet another reason to play with my food.  LOL
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cocokisses wrote:That gives me yet another reason to play with my food. LOL 
My competition entry... http://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/look-at-me.aspx
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The reading for the comp will be GREAT ... *WARNING* Do not drink and read!! Lush will not pay for a new laptop that has been doused in wine/beer/beverages! 
Another Sex in the Office Poem ( I know you love those!!) In Your OfficeMy Camera Contest Entry .... The Watchful Eyea love poem reflective of what a camera observes .... The CumSlut Series ... dedicated to Ben His CumSlut(milf/hotel sex) Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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DirtyMartini wrote:Don't get any ideas about playing with your food Miss Sprite... Hey Nic...you didn't by any chance turn poor Gav into a potato? If you don't know the difference between an egg and a potato, I'm not coming over to your place for that supper you keep promising to cook for me. Just sayin'. Sprite - the colour does rather make it look like an "angry" penis doesn't it. We should hold a competition for the most outrageous use of the english language, to describe the sexual organs. "I held his angry looking penis in my hand, and lovingly stroked his heavy balls, while licking my lips, greedily". Too cliche, I need to give this some thought...
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"Silence and solitude envelopes all; into her eyes, I slip and fall."
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I couldn't help remembering "Blackadder" and Baldrick' s "turnip shaped like a thingy", which ended up being served raw to Edmund' s rabidly puritan aunt. 
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You know you want to...
http://www.lushstories.com/naughtyannie
You don't know what you're missing 'til you try it
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naughtyannie wrote:I couldn't help remembering "Blackadder" and Baldrick' s "turnip shaped like a thingy", which ended up being served raw to Edmund' s rabidly puritan aunt. 
"Silence and solitude envelopes all; into her eyes, I slip and fall."
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nicola wrote:
We should hold a competition for the most outrageous use of the english language, to describe the sexual organs.
In the UK, the magazine "The Literary Review" has since 1993 given an annual "Bad Sex in Fiction Award", which is presented to the novelist who produces the worst description of sexual activity in a novel published that year. It gets a lot of publicity in the posh papers, as you can imagine. There's a good article about the 2012 award here: http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/sex-doesnt-get-worse-than-this-nancy-hustons-infrared-deserved-to-win-the-bad-sex-award-2012-8381962.htmlI was rather taken by Tom Wolfe's "his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle..."
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I haven't looked at The literary Review for ages, thanks for the reminder and laughs annie!
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So, how big is this potato anyway? Still trying to decide if it's worth entering...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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That reminds me of driving around Australia. They have the big banana, big prawn, big deck chair.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia's_big_things Rather crass if you ask me. But fun to see
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