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Ladies and gentlemen.. the bare truth about the so called special sauce were really the ideas of wellamademan and stu.. any credits if any should be given to them.. 
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stuart1975 wrote:stephanie applyed to work at hooters but they turned him dowm cause he refused to shave his legs  I thought we were supposed to post LIES!!!! (Seriously, Stuart who told you that? Was it Danielle the Manageress?  )
"I would do anything for love, including the thing Meatloaf won't do... (In fact, I sometimes insist upon it...)"xx SF
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and when stephanine was denied she burned the hooters to the ground and pissed on the ashes.
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Sadbi-Virgin has decided to have a sex change congrats on making that decision!!!
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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When are you performing the surgery, Dr. Sassy?
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Pay attention, for I can only repeat this one time. Zafia is, tone deaf. Rumple Foreskin 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Rumple nicknamed his penis "Paco"
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Ali stole my jeans!!! What the hell?!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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ali2teaseu wrote:Rumple nicknamed his penis "Paco" Grande was already taken--by Lady Lydia, honest. Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Rumple's hat isn't hiding much *snickers*
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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LadyLydia has been taking all the animal crackers ,, and giving them to Girdleluvr as a payoff.
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Shameless, ain't. Rumple Foreskin ps: My 250th post. I am soooooo whelmed.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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rumple has a large penis...teehee;)
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Adriana's not pregnant, it's an illusion!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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lydia has been spying on her for a long time
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Shameless you promised me that you that you could last more than 5 minutes...Damn I didn't even get to ride you...
 Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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red hot is going to be moving to Alaska to play in the snow more
*smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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sassy is really marilynn monroe
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sadbi doesn't need a sex change because he is already a guy i've seen his penis
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chefkathleen wrote:Ali likes Susan to give her beer enemas while I eat chicken McNuggets without calling the police. Susan? SUSAN ??????? which susan???? I plead sanity !!!
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susan england married a vodka bottle and when intrviewed by a local paper as to her reason for marrying said bottle said it was the best fuck she has ever had.
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sadbi knows this cause she was caught stealing that said bottle
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Stuart was arrested for making blue movies staring Sadbi losing her virginity with the said botttle
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jackinandjillin wrote:Stuart was arrested for making blue movies staring Sadbi losing her virginity with the said botttle Yes that true but jack stole them from me last night and now has them posted on ebay
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Stuart called me from jail last night...he was enjoying his time there a little more than I thought he would... 
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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thats only because lydia is the guard on duty and she sneaks into my cell at night and hand cuffs me
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stu's big burly cell mate, Spike, joins in on the fun too ;)
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Adriana Made up her mind about a name for the baby and is going to name the baby after me now..Maria De Los Angeles Conception
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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redhotmommacita wrote:Adriana Made up her mind about a name for the baby and is going to name the baby after me now..Maria De Los Angeles Conception But you said your, "...name was McGill and called yourself Lill, but everyone kniew you as Nancy." Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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redhotmommacita wrote:
Adriana Made up her mind about a name for the baby and is going to name the baby after me now..Maria De Los Angeles Conception
Sure Red`s the only one on lush to have a emaculate conception and, she`s telling us she`s a virgin, on the ridiculous. Or should that be re-dick-u-less
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