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The Smell of Vagina Just because Valentine's Day is over, don't let that stop you from getting this for that special someone in your life!  "VULVA original is the natural scent of a woman's vagina captured in a sleek glass vial..." Looks like they're running a contest, so maybe you too can win your own bottle of vag juice. No need to thank me for finding this. 
If you haven't, you should read this award-winning story. Fine, fine, I only won a potato, but I'm sure you won't be able to peel your eyes away from it.
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Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 587
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
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In case anyone was wondering, it is actually not too far off lol. I male friend of mine from college bought one of these for a laugh about 3 months ago when he saw it on the Jonathan Ross show. Ordered from the original website - http://www.vulva-original.com/However - don't opt for the imitation when the real thing is so much better 
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Joined: 1/7/2013
Posts: 3,249
Location: United States
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LOL Sorry but this made me laugh.
Plus, they don't all smell exactly the same. ;)
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Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,596
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Joined: 10/5/2012
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Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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JohnC wrote:Plus, they don't all smell exactly the same. ;) Exactly.. lol..
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Joined: 2/17/2010
Posts: 4,372
Location: In your dirty fantasies
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The commercial video is hilarious. Looks like it's eau de sweaty pussy. Love the cinematic ending when the guy is smelling his fingers like a perve. I can't imagine anyone buying this to wear in public, although it's great as a gag gift. This is also probably ideal for creepy guys that can't get laid so instead they can just spray this onto their fingers and sniff or douse their fleshlight with it and enjoy the fragrant fruits of their imaginations. Or cheating guys can keep it on hand as way to get out of a tight jam. "You stink of pussy! Where were you tonight??" "Relax honey, I wasn't fucking around. It's just my new Vulva cologne."
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Joined: 5/23/2012
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Location: United States
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GingerKitty wrote: I can't say much more. I'm with you on this one!
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Joined: 2/11/2013
Posts: 484
Location: Marina del Rey, United States
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Eau de Freshly Licked Orgasmic Pussy Cologne: It's what real men wear. Old Spice is for Bi-Curious Sailors. LOL j/k
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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K, so who bought some? be honest. 
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Location: Ain\'t nobody got time for that! , Canada
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This made my night ahaha. I wonder how they make it... *visualizes a sweaty lady exercising with a tube connected to her bits and a bottle on the other end
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