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Okay, all you beautiful sex having fun loving women...were there any outwardly visible physical changes to your pussy as it was used more and more. I ask this because when I was younger I was with a beautiful older woman whos lips were...well large and spilling out of her...and she said it was because she has been well fucked.
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Indeed. 
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Yep, got me a bad case of slut sag going on.  My pussy is hanging down around my knees these days. That's why I had a basket added to my walker. 
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CurlyGirly wrote:Yep, got me a bad case of slut sag going on. My pussy is hanging down around my knees these days. That's why I had a basket added to my walker. That is ok CurlyGirly, I trip over my dick all the time too. 
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Loose lips sink ships. Last fella I fucked was nicknamed "Titanic".
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:Loose lips sink ships. Last fella I fucked was nicknamed "Titanic". was that because Leo DiCaprio went down on him? :D
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sprite wrote:
was that because Leo DiCaprio went down on him? :D
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Where else do you suppose the term "beef curtains" would come from??
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Mazza wrote:Where else do you suppose the term "beef curtains" would come from?? 
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Happens to both sexes Tiger  ! But I reckon experienced ladies keep them tucked in a little better.
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You're talking about lips like these right? 
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I sure the fish are loving this one
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Mazza wrote:Where else do you suppose the term "beef curtains" would come from?? 
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I don't think the size and length of meat curtains change with the amount of sex you have. I haven't seen old pussy (and I would like to put this off for as long as humanly possible in life.. so please don't send me links, to those that enjoy them lol), but I would think that age would affect elasticity and suppleness of skin down below as well, so maybe it makes them look more pronounced than they would have been when a woman is younger?? That's my best guess, based on what all skin naturally does. Look at what happens to a woman's face and breasts as she gets older. Chances are good that her pussy lettuce is going to end up looking a little wilted too.
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Pussy lettuce!!! Omg!!! Nearly spat out my beer, I've not heard that one... (In fairness, I only used the beef curtain reference to be crude) 
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TBH honest i think Tigers' older lady was just giving "lip service" hahaha pardon the pun. I think you are born with a style of fanny and thats just it , if its a voluptuous beef curtain so be it, maybe she used the experience thing as a way to feel better about that. I dunno. Mines not changed. I know that much. And for those not in the UK, fanny is front bum not back bum
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So what's the best dressing for pussy lettuce? Oil & vinegar (douche) or Raunch?
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I'm guessing on how fit you keep yourself helps too. I wouldn't know, since I've not seen lips like he is talking about. I do think with age things tend to head down south, but keeping in shape helps. I'm sure.
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crazydiamond wrote:TBH honest i think Tigers' older lady was just giving "lip service" hahaha pardon the pun. I think you are born with a style of fanny and thats just it , if its a voluptuous beef curtain so be it, maybe she used the experience thing as a way to feel better about that. I dunno. Mines not changed. I know that much. And for those not in the UK, fanny is front bum not back bum I agree, you have what you are born with pretty much. I have been pretty active sexually in my 43yrs and I think my "pussy lettuce" looks pretty much the same as it always has. I do kegels to keep my pussy pretty tight but I dont think they do anything for the labia. BTW, I know a woman who's pussy has seen more cock than a urinal and hers dont sag, LOL!! So I dont think how much sex you have does much to change it unless you are into some really kinky shit!
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Dancing_Doll wrote:Chances are good that her pussy lettuce is going to end up looking a little wilted too. And of course, UrbanDictionary has references to such.Trimming the lettuce just took on a new meaning for me. Thanks Ash, life just became interesting again.
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Now I have a taste for a meat lover's pizza. Hold the side salad, please.  
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 CurlyGirly wrote:Yep, got me a bad case of slut sag going on. My pussy is hanging down around my knees these days. That's why I had a basket added to my walker. LMAO!!!!!
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WellMadeMale wrote:And of course, UrbanDictionary has references to such.Trimming the lettuce just took on a new meaning for me. Thanks Ash, life just became interesting again. I once had a friend bring these terms up during some fun girls' night convo. They're good ones too! :) Burger in the Bun Inner Labia that you can barely see, they're sort of swallowed by the outer labia. Like a hamburger that has a large bun but a small patty inside. The opposite of burger out of the bun Once I took her panties off I realized that she had "burger in the bun".Burger out of the Bun Large floppy labia that hang "out of the bun". Like a hamburger that has meat patties that hang outside. The opposite is burger in the bun. Once I took her panties off I realized she had "burger out of the bun".
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Dancing_Doll wrote:
Like the girls who do anal prolapse porn. Their assholes will never be the same again. *shudders*
Imagine ramming your hard, throbbing member up against the metal grating of a mesh inside a reconstructed vagina! Lettuce lips would be not be a show stopper. Meshed flesh - probably would be.
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Dancing_Doll wrote:
I once had a friend bring these terms up during some fun girls' night convo. They're good ones too! :)
I was going to coin a new phrase containing sesame seeds on the bun... then I remembered, you and I are grossing each other out - here in the public forum, instead of via private email - as is our custom. I'll chat/quease ya laters 
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WellMadeMale wrote:I was going to coin a new phrase containing sesame seeds on the bun... then I remembered, you and I are grossing each other out - here in the public forum, instead of via private email - as is our custom. I'll chat/quease ya laters Haha... You know I can quease you harder than you can quease me... 
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PLs don't stop now , I've been enjoying these remarks..
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