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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 12:24:00 PM

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Okay, all you beautiful sex having fun loving women...were there any outwardly visible physical changes to your pussy as it was used more and more. I ask this because when I was younger I was with a beautiful older woman whos lips were...well large and spilling out of her...and she said it was because she has been well fucked.

Thanks
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 12:28:43 PM

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happy1





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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 12:40:36 PM

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lafayettemister wrote:
happy1

Indeed. coffee
CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 12:58:12 PM

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Yep, got me a bad case of slut sag going on. Fugly


My pussy is hanging down around my knees these days. That's why I had a basket added to my walker. evil4



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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:05:15 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
Yep, got me a bad case of slut sag going on. Fugly


My pussy is hanging down around my knees these days. That's why I had a basket added to my walker. evil4

That is ok CurlyGirly, I trip over my dick all the time too. 3601
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:10:32 PM

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Loose lips sink ships. Last fella I fucked was nicknamed "Titanic".



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sprite
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:13:11 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Loose lips sink ships. Last fella I fucked was nicknamed "Titanic".


was that because Leo DiCaprio went down on him? :D

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Dani
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:14:08 PM

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sprite wrote:


was that because Leo DiCaprio went down on him? :D






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Mazza
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:17:30 PM

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Where else do you suppose the term "beef curtains" would come from??
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:22:38 PM

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Mazza wrote:
Where else do you suppose the term "beef curtains" would come from??

crazydiamond
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:36:49 PM

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Happens to both sexes Tiger bunny ! But I reckon experienced ladies keep them tucked in a little better.





Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 1:49:05 PM

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You're talking about lips like these right?



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adagio_sabadicus
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 2:15:04 PM

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I sure the fish are loving this one

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Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 2:25:30 PM

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Mazza wrote:
Where else do you suppose the term "beef curtains" would come from??


Dancing_Doll
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 2:50:04 PM

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I don't think the size and length of meat curtains change with the amount of sex you have.

I haven't seen old pussy (and I would like to put this off for as long as humanly possible in life.. so please don't send me links, to those that enjoy them lol), but I would think that age would affect elasticity and suppleness of skin down below as well, so maybe it makes them look more pronounced than they would have been when a woman is younger??

That's my best guess, based on what all skin naturally does. Look at what happens to a woman's face and breasts as she gets older. Chances are good that her pussy lettuce is going to end up looking a little wilted too.


Mazza
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:10:48 PM

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Pussy lettuce!!! Omg!!!

Nearly spat out my beer, I've not heard that one...

(In fairness, I only used the beef curtain reference to be crude)

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:25:29 PM

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Okay I'm laughing so hard I'm crying...uncle
crazydiamond
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:27:03 PM

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TBH honest i think Tigers' older lady was just giving "lip service" hahaha pardon the pun. I think you are born with a style of fanny and thats just it , if its a voluptuous beef curtain so be it, maybe she used the experience thing as a way to feel better about that. I dunno. Mines not changed. I know that much.

And for those not in the UK, fanny is front bum not back bum bunny

MrLosAngeles
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:29:13 PM

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So what's the best dressing for pussy lettuce? Oil & vinegar (douche) or Raunch?
Jinxy
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:13:59 PM

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I'm guessing on how fit you keep yourself helps too.
I wouldn't know, since I've not seen lips like he is talking about.
I do think with age things tend to head down south, but keeping in shape helps. I'm sure.

†Jinxy Approved†

Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:26:09 PM

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crazydiamond wrote:
TBH honest i think Tigers' older lady was just giving "lip service" hahaha pardon the pun. I think you are born with a style of fanny and thats just it , if its a voluptuous beef curtain so be it, maybe she used the experience thing as a way to feel better about that. I dunno. Mines not changed. I know that much.

And for those not in the UK, fanny is front bum not back bum bunny


I agree, you have what you are born with pretty much. I have been pretty active sexually in my 43yrs and I think my "pussy lettuce" looks pretty much the same as it always has. I do kegels to keep my pussy pretty tight but I dont think they do anything for the labia.

BTW, I know a woman who's pussy has seen more cock than a urinal and hers dont sag, LOL!! So I dont think how much sex you have does much to change it unless you are into some really kinky shit!
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:00:47 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:
Chances are good that her pussy lettuce is going to end up looking a little wilted too.


And of course, UrbanDictionary has references to such.

Trimming the lettuce just took on a new meaning for me. Thanks Ash, life just became interesting again.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:10:17 PM

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Now I have a taste for a meat lover's pizza. Hold the side salad, please. confused1





It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Dancing_Doll
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:28:19 PM

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Nikki703 wrote:

So I dont think how much sex you have does much to change it unless you are into some really kinky shit!


Like the girls who do anal prolapse porn. Their assholes will never be the same again. *shudders*


Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:29:26 PM

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Lfunny
CurlyGirly wrote:
Yep, got me a bad case of slut sag going on. Fugly


My pussy is hanging down around my knees these days. That's why I had a basket added to my walker. evil4



LMAO!!!!!
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:34:19 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:


And of course, UrbanDictionary has references to such.

Trimming the lettuce just took on a new meaning for me. Thanks Ash, life just became interesting again.


I once had a friend bring these terms up during some fun girls' night convo. They're good ones too! :)

Burger in the Bun
Inner Labia that you can barely see, they're sort of swallowed by the outer labia. Like a hamburger that has a large bun but a small patty inside. The opposite of burger out of the bun
Once I took her panties off I realized that she had "burger in the bun".

Burger out of the Bun
Large floppy labia that hang "out of the bun". Like a hamburger that has meat patties that hang outside. The opposite is burger in the bun.
Once I took her panties off I realized she had "burger out of the bun".


WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:41:16 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:


Like the girls who do anal prolapse porn. Their assholes will never be the same again. *shudders*


Imagine ramming your hard, throbbing member up against the metal grating of a mesh inside a reconstructed vagina! Lettuce lips would be not be a show stopper.

Meshed flesh - probably would be.

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:44:16 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:


I once had a friend bring these terms up during some fun girls' night convo. They're good ones too! :)



I was going to coin a new phrase containing sesame seeds on the bun... then I remembered, you and I are grossing each other out - here in the public forum, instead of via private email - as is our custom.

I'll chat/quease ya laters fart

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Dancing_Doll
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:48:12 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:


I was going to coin a new phrase containing sesame seeds on the bun... then I remembered, you and I are grossing each other out - here in the public forum, instead of via private email - as is our custom.

I'll chat/quease ya laters fart


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Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:04:16 PM

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PLs don't stop now , I've been enjoying these remarks..
I Love the wit & humor shown
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