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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:56:20 PM

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Ah, a true Virgin visitor to, Rumplations. Truth be told, we don't get a lot of them. (slides over a bottle of something that may, or may not, be the requested rum) Here, give this a try. By the second swig, it'll begin to grow on you. As for that blonde, she's being auditioned for the job, as I speak.

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 9:54:49 PM

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Thanks man. Also I do like it its moonshine ain't it? lol It's good man. If this is good then the blonde should be good too lol.
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, March 13, 2013 6:44:35 PM

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VirginWriter777 wrote:
I will have a bottle of Captin Morgan Black Rum. I also want a tall blonde with ocean blue eyes and she is wearing a short denim skirt no panties and a red tanktop no bra. Can u send that over to me through the internet like in Tron or something cuz thats what I need right now. Send them right over. Don't forget the rum u do I am gonna sick Captin Jack Sparrow on ya. Lol lol :) Just joking but u best send the woman and the rum.


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, March 13, 2013 8:20:51 PM

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That Scooter is such a stickler for details. ;)

Rumpled old Bill here: I'll be a tad scarce around here till the weekend of the 23rd when my #2 daughter weds her long-time squeeze. After that it'll be a question of which is more exhausted, me or my check book.

Meanwhile, Busty will be around to take care of customers in her own special way. Scooter, lend her a helping hand ever so often, but don't tire yourself out.

I'll be in and out, so any dirty jokes, sleazy limmericks or perverted propositions will be given due consideration.

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 13, 2013 10:07:42 PM

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Lol I think u both are gonna be worn out. Wat happened 2 small weddings?

Oh this is a reply to the other guy. Shakin not stired. I am more James Bond about acholhal. Lol
Mazza
Posted: Thursday, March 14, 2013 5:58:24 AM

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Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
Good morning my lushley friends...

Have to say that (until logging into Lush) I've been very productive... Replaced a tap (faucet), made about 6 litres of ham, tomato and lentil soup, caught up on correspondence and domestic chores and now I have some real work to do!!

The coffee is flowing (far too early for booze and I need to keep a clear head!)

Hope all y'all are having a great day!!
CurlyGirly
Posted: Thursday, March 14, 2013 8:09:39 AM

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Good morning, Rumpledones,

Been very productive lately and a busy day ahead. Just stopped by for a cup of joe to go. My head's spinning a bit this morning, but I'm not sure if that's from too much or too little coffee.

Be well!



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LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, March 14, 2013 6:29:09 PM

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Good evening, Lushketeers!

I've been trying hard to post an original poem onto the blue site, but I get hissy fits every time I try to get it out for those to read, or not read. I'm still working on my next piece of erotica for here, and depending on how well it's received, I'll pitch it to the right people for publishing and see where it goes from there.

May I have an apple martini? Put them on Alan's tab.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, March 14, 2013 6:45:27 PM

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Maz, if you insist on keeping a clear head, I strongly suggest you double-wrap it first before putting it in the freezer.

CG, as for your 'spinning head' seems to me it would make a most unique centerpiece on a, Lazy-Susan.

One 'Apple Martini' coming up...though I'm not sure if that's before you get the drink or after it's consumed. :)

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LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 12:51:09 PM

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My latest assault on the English language is now posted on the Blue Site. My latest piece for this one in nearing completion, it's in the editing process right now. I hope it gets accepted once it's polished and free of grammatical errors. My author blog is getting updated as I type. I would like to add more people on there to do a guest blog piece, eventually, and my weekly teasers are in the works with new pieces.

I'm awaiting patiently for Sunday service.

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scooter
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 6:50:46 PM

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Hey Rump and friends,

Life's been busy all of a sudden. I hate when that happens.
It's good to see you all again.
What's up virginwriter, you noticed I'm a Bond enthusiast.
Speaking of cool cats, I heard it was Rump and DirtyMartinis Birthday today.
If there's any truth to that, Have a great one you two.

Drinks on me, till my funds dry up!



Pint Drunk
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 9:46:36 PM

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Good Evening My Lushketeer Friends...did I hear a rumor that Scooter is buying drinks?

Hmmm....hey Rump, pour me a shot of each from everything on the top shelf except for the Geritol bottle and that old jug of anti-freeze...thanks...

Nice of you to stop by Scooter, was wondering where my next drink was coming from...

Cheers,
Alan.
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DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 9:46:40 PM

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Good Evening My Lushketeer Friends...did I hear a rumor that Scooter is buying drinks?

Hmmm....hey Rump, pour me a shot of each from everything on the top shelf except for the Geritol bottle and that old jug of anti-freeze...thanks...

Nice of you to stop by Scooter, was wondering where my next drink was coming from...

Cheers,
Alan.
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CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 2013 4:57:03 AM

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It looks like Scooter is really enjoying all the Birthday festivities...maybe a bit too much!?!



Happy Birthday, DM and Rump! occasion5



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2013 4:02:35 PM

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a little birfday present for ya Rump...



If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 9:25:55 AM

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Greetings. It's me and I'm back again. Number two daughter has been officially married off in due and ancient form. With luck my old nerves and checking account will begin to recover before long.

Till that great gettin' up morning', there's some champagne left over from the wedding. For some reason, Purple Haze: the pride of Champagne, Illinois proved less popular than the Moet. I'm basing that on there being a few bottles of the former found unopened as everyone was being kicked out of the party hall. The first glass will be free but a release from personal liability form must be signed prior to the initial swallow.

Thanks for the birthday good wishes. Things having been a tad hectic in RL, I haven't been able to respond individually, but they all meant a lot.:

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FROM:
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DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:17:36 PM

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Good Afternoon Lushkins...I'll tell ya' Reverend, it's good to see you back, needless to say we missed you, and as you can see, most of the bottles in this place are now empty...except for that Geritol bottle, and the mayonaise jar next to it...like I said, we're are sincerely glad you're back.

Hope your daughter appreciated you being a clergy person at her wedding...I'm sure that deferred a bit of the costs...

I really don't know why you didn't have the reception here at Rumplebations...that would have seemed the sensible thing to me instead of whining about your screaming check book...jeez...you would think the young couple would be happy to have their big day spent in a place as classy as this joint...heck, you got everything you need...Coma and Tose could have been the witnesses...you don't even have to ask them, just slide them over next to the couple...it all would have made sense...

Anyway, do what you like...btw, did I hear you say the first glass of that there Purple Haze fine sparkly stuff is free? Hmmm...fill up this 5 gallon jug here for me...it's made of glass, that should count...

If you get really drunk and daring btw...check out my contest poem...go easy on me, there's a potato at steak...

Cheers,
Alan.
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DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:17:40 PM

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Good Afternoon Lushkins...I'll tell ya' Reverend, it's good to see you back, needless to say we missed you, and as you can see, most of the bottles in this place are now empty...except for that Geritol bottle, and the mayonaise jar next to it...like I said, we're are sincerely glad you're back.

Hope your daughter appreciated you being a clergy person at her wedding...I'm sure that deferred a bit of the costs...

I really don't know why you didn't have the reception here at Rumplebations...that would have seemed the sensible thing to me instead of whining about your screaming check book...jeez...you would think the young couple would be happy to have their big day spent in a place as classy as this joint...heck, you got everything you need...Coma and Tose could have been the witnesses...you don't even have to ask them, just slide them over next to the couple...it all would have made sense...

Anyway, do what you like...btw, did I hear you say the first glass of that there Purple Haze fine sparkly stuff is free? Hmmm...fill up this 5 gallon jug here for me...it's made of glass, that should count...

If you get really drunk and daring btw...check out my contest poem...go easy on me, there's a potato at steak...

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 6:05:26 AM

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Morning Lushland. Nothing quite so appropriate as being welcomed back by a double-post from Dirty Martini expressing his open desire for a heapin' helpin' of Purple Haze.

In the 'Great Minds Think Alike Dept.' I offered the use of Rumplations plus a free tank of gas, a weekend at the La Quinta of their choice, a double sawbuck for mad money and the address of a cheap justice of the peace. Believe it or not, that offer was declined! (shakes head)

BTW, something that smells a bit like coffee is, not unlike its maker, hot and available for the right price.

Oh, yeah, Busty says to bring your own mug. I'm thinkin' that might be code for something but then, isn't everything?

glasses8

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CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 2:37:52 PM

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Just stopping in to say HI. It's been a helluva...day...week...month...year. Yep, pretty much. Worried about my alcohol consumption, but I figure with friends like all of you, one of you are bound to pick me up out of the gutter on your way through. evil4 evil4 evil4



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, March 28, 2013 5:46:51 AM

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Morning, fans of filthy fiction. And speaking of 'filthy' there's a new batch of Busty's coffee waiting for the unwary. Approach with caution and a full glass of Beaver Breath Brandy.

CG, what worries you about your alcohol consumption. According to your bar tab, only Dirty Martini is ahead of you in the quantity consumed. ;)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, March 28, 2013 6:33:46 PM

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Good evening, Lush! This is my spring break, and didn't get to really enjoy it. I've worked for three days this week to earn more money, and I picked up some freelance work as well. I'm staying far away from Busty's coffee, for fear of going blind once I drink it.

Graduation is coming up, and I feel a raunchy orgy coming on for a new story.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 9:07:40 AM

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Morning, Lushketeers. Sharon passing on Busty's coffee means there's plenty for everyone else. That's a good thing, right?

Isn't there a contest raging here at Lush? I'm even further behind the knowledge curve than usual so an update would be mucho apprecio.

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LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, March 30, 2013 7:59:35 AM

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Good Morning! I come bearing a fresh pot of coffee I made that's a bit strong, but will keep you all awake. I also made pancakes, waffles, bacon, and eggs for breakfast. Rump, can I take over as the cook around here? Some guy named Exakta666 came in and paid Alan's tab.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, March 30, 2013 9:07:51 AM

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Greetings, writers of the pruple haze.

Lady Sharon, (sounds of mastication distorts message until a big slurp, as from a mug of coffee, is heard) Can you be da cook around here? Not only, yes, but hell, YES!

As for Ex. 666 coming back from the grave, or wherever, to pay Dirty Martini's bar tab, if it wasn't with cash or one of dem fancy checks, we may be back to adding up the total in DM's big book. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, March 30, 2013 3:40:36 PM

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Yay! I'm the new cooking wench! *goes into the kitchen and makes reubens and home made sweet potato fries for everyone* There's also my special brew on tap.

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Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, March 30, 2013 4:32:45 PM

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Sharon, not only are you now a cooking wench at Rumplations, you are THE number one Cooking Wench. Long may you reign.

By the way, sweet tater fries are a major goodness.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, March 30, 2013 7:55:57 PM

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Rump, I have the sheer Easter choir robes made of pink pastel mesh and some communal wine under lock and key. I hid it from Alan so he wouldn't get in it before tomorrow's services.

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Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 6:20:38 AM

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Happy April Fool's Day, Lushlanders. Today's coffee is a fine product of Lady Sharon Services...and that's no joke, folks.

IMHO, Sharon was wise to lock away the goodies though something tells me the only reason Brother Martini would want to get inside her mini-robe was because she happened to be wearing it at the time.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 6:25:04 PM

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Good Evening, Lush! There's spaghetti and fried chicken for everyone and the last of the communal wine. Enjoy!

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
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