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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 517
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
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I'll start :) I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
My latest stories:
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 140
Location: In front of my computer
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What are you wearing? 
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” ― Oscar Wilde
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,062
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This should be interesting
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 1,917
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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"have you ever .... ?" "when was your last orgasm?" 
a story that is lots of fun .... Ben's fun!! Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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"The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play." - Arnold J. Toynbee |
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 12/6/2012
Posts: 1
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Have you ever......... 
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Rank: Detention Seeker
Joined: 8/17/2010
Posts: 728
Location: Over your Knee Screaming and Kicking!, United King
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I had to share this one I heard a guy ask a girl if she wanted sex when she said no he asked her to lay on the floor while he did.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/31/2013
Posts: 203
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"how about it"
sheez , how about introducing yourself first..
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/24/2013
Posts: 77
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My wife will not give me any pussy even though i have a yacht, corporate jet and 40,362 head of cattle on 17,000 acres of land. I'm also a war hero and have 6 tattoos to match my 12 missing teeth. Will you come to my town and check in at the "Bedbug and Taco Motel?' I promise I will reemburse you. "Cross my heart and pray to Johnny Cash, Grandpa Jones and Tex Ritter. "
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 1/24/2013
Posts: 77
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I love to write but have writers block. That is why I can't write. Yes, I know it's beem three years since I joined Lush but I have been busy collecting broads. If you talk naughty to me I promise that I will copy and paste a story, maybe stick and lick you. if you will add me.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 263
Location: Pennsylvania
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You can't possibly be as old as your profile says you are. Women that age don't have sexual desires.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/24/2010
Posts: 667
Location: United States
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Want to fuck.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/22/2012
Posts: 124
Location: Logan , Australia
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yeah definately when was your last orgasm? or want to fuck?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/19/2013
Posts: 186
Location: United States
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suezq wrote:You can't possibly be as old as your profile says you are. Women that age don't have sexual desires. I get that a lot, and also implying that i should be all wrinkly old prune by now
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/19/2013
Posts: 186
Location: United States
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foxjack wrote:Want to fuck. Or the expanded version, one look at you made me hard, want to fuck?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/19/2013
Posts: 186
Location: United States
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another classic: come to the (whatever) web site (which will, of course, load 1,000 viruses on your laptop and steal your personal information) and i will turn you on by having you watch me jacking off (oh yeah, watching you, BIG turn on!)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 248
Location: Seattle, United States
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I wish I would get a line like Lizzy's post from guys on this site. It's a lot better than "wanna fuck?" Shows a glimmer of personality.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/2/2012
Posts: 69
Location: United States
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"hey baby".... oh yea piss me off will you, oh yea just can't wait to talk with you
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,541
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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You horny? Look at my profile pics and tell me if you like. How wet does it get? You like girls? Wanna be my sub? What you look like? You like older cock? Hey sexy, wanna pvt? Any pics? What you wearing? It's a bit crowded in here (in a room where only like 3 people are actually chatting) and I'd like to get to know you better...wanna private? Show me your tits. You wet? Sadly enough, these are all the FIRST things ever said to me by a plethora of random strangers.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/11/2013
Posts: 486
Location: Marina del Rey, United States
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Without even an introduction she sent a PM saying: "You're a DOM, aren't you? I could tell. I like to be beaten really hard with a whip or a stick."
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 9/11/2012
Posts: 76
Location: United Kingdom
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"Lets play carnival, you sit on my face and I'll see if I can guess your weight".....
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,062
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robbiedee1 wrote:"Lets play carnival, you sit on my face and I'll see if I can guess your weight"..... HA! That's awful. A complete stranger once pointed at me and said, "You there! Come sit on my face!"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,073
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,267
Location: United Kingdom
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So none of the above are any good ???
Damn that's where I have been going wrong .....oh well back to the drawing board...sigh
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,073
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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HT, I think you really need to go back to college for the amount of help you need on this subject..
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,267
Location: United Kingdom
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It was at college that I learnt them all ...no wonder it has been downhill since then
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 3/11/2013
Posts: 2
Location: Netherlands
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Is your pussy bald?
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 3/13/2013
Posts: 21
Location: United Kingdom
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My friend in college successfully used this line;
"That's a lovely arse, shame you have to shit out of it".
The bastard dated her for ages. And it really was a lovely arse.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 1/30/2013
Posts: 16
Location: United States
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"so, ive heard a mans mind is in his dick, so why dont you go ahead and blow my mind;)" i was like wtf!
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 1/30/2013
Posts: 16
Location: United States
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Also, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/18/2009
Posts: 231
Location: Upstate NY in the summer, Fountain Hills AZ,and Fl
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