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You are my mother.
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Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 1,252
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
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Rode a raft 100 miles down the Missouri Huck Finn style
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Location: United States
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Met LYFBUZ at Silver Dollar City in Branson, MO after my raft trip!
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Joined: 10/10/2012
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Location: †Jinxy Approved†, United States
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Daisy runs a brothel outside of Silver Dollar City in Branson, MO
†Jinxy Approved† 
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Joined: 5/2/2010
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Location: south
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Jinxy ran is really a coal miner in West Virgina
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Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Angie has never so much as seen a mans naked chest.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Joined: 3/24/2012
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Te11 thinks he lives in Gotham City.
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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,156
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Bailey doesn't have an ass
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Joined: 12/17/2010
Posts: 209
Location: Boulder, United States
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Trinket really doesn't live in Australia.. Lol
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 574
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
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Cuts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box at the cinema ;) 
My latest stories:
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Joined: 8/3/2011
Posts: 309
Location: United States
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Steals Milk Duds from children at the cinema...
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Joined: 9/17/2010
Posts: 330
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has a ladyboy lover
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Joined: 3/24/2012
Posts: 726
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is a 80 year old man who never had sex 
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Joined: 10/10/2012
Posts: 1,748
Location: †Jinxy Approved†, United States
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Bailey has been with 80 80 year old men
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Jinxy works in my brothel outside of Silver Dollar City
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Posts: 2,895
Location: south
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Daisy got busted on the net at the nursing home
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Location: United States
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Angie is an undercover police officer.
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Location: south
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shhhhh you will give me away
Daisy is rally a plumber but doesn't show any crack ever
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Joined: 6/24/2012
Posts: 818
Location: United States
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sells black market dentures
Stay Sexy my Friend!!!!!
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Joined: 6/8/2011
Posts: 863
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Uses a tricycle to get around
Please have a look at my "Humour Month" Competition entry - hope you enjoy it! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/pyramus-and-thisbe.aspx
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Joined: 6/24/2012
Posts: 818
Location: United States
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sold her Brother to the carnival
Stay Sexy my Friend!!!!!
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 3/13/2012
Posts: 36
Location: Bay Area, United States
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Stampede wasnt really "Just helping the sheep get over the fence "
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Location: south
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MM doesn't even know who Steve McQueen was
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Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,276
Location: United Kingdom
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57 is number of sexual positions Angie knows
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Location: south
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wow talent has done well this year last time I looked he could only count to 42
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Joined: 6/24/2012
Posts: 818
Location: United States
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trades toilet paper at shows around the world
Stay Sexy my Friend!!!!!
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Joined: 3/19/2012
Posts: 1,101
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Joined: 7/15/2012
Posts: 1,998
Location: Snowboard Nation, United States
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After one fantastic night in celebration over a kickass show, you woke up and forgot how to play the guitar, and your voice was no longer melodious.
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Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,081
Location: Madrid, Spain
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Can't stand snow 
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Location: Snowboard Nation, United States
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Hates soccer. Completely can't stand to look at one picture.
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