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make escargo rusty bicycle chain
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like a friend, recycle, maybe it will be better newspaper
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Pin it to the wall, preferably on the page of a politician who also happens to be a total munter (ugly person) and use it for target practice. Chalk dust.
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On your hand to make the pool cue slide easier.
A 4 inch by 4 inch piece of 150 grit sandpaper.
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Facecloth for Joan Rivers
Broken cash register
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Door jam
Bit n pieces of lego
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sweets for shrek
a garden hose, coiled
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Neck tie material
CB Radaio
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Joined: 5/18/2012 Posts: 6,683 Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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a walkie talkie
copper wires and pipes
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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an elaborate hash pipe
dirty dishes
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Something for a visiting relative to clean, when you want them to leave.
melted ice cube
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Snort it, you might get high! A sponge with a hole in it (not unlike a soldering sponge, for example)
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Life preserver for your enemies
Ice cream scoop
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scrotum and testicle measuring and weighing device
a dish of jellied eels, pie and mash
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Throw the together and bake. The serve it to my relatives.
Used ice cream containers (paper type)
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keepsake box
wicker baskets and leaves?
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Fall table centerpieces.
Empty beer bottle.
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"stained glass" window
used postage stamps
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Paste 'em on yer wall, cheap wallpaper :) A severed finger
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Finger food. bottle cap
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Under the dining table so that all legs are now even.
Old thongs/g-strings
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makes a good noose for a kinky hangman
a glasses cleaning cloth
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A blanket for a tiny mouse. bellybutton lint
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Joined: 7/15/2012 Posts: 1,998 Location: Snowboard Nation, United States
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Dust gathering on top of your shelf. The middle of a 3" cut out in the center book
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just a minute..how did you know where I keep my "pixiedust"?
Broken electric guitar neck
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LYFBUZ wrote:just a minute..how did you know where I keep my "pixiedust"?
Haha, very cute.
Broken electric guitar neck Bend it together to form a wreath (with whatever kind of tools you need to) and give it to the characters of "Nightmare Before Christmas" to use. (Such an awesome movie!) Love you Tim Tim Burton! One piece of broken porcelain tea cup.
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grind it up and use it as a cutting agent
a box of rubber washers (different sizes, used in plumbing)
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bumpers for doors that slam shut a comb missing most of it's teeth
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a comb for an almost bald man.
An empty aerosol can
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trinket wrote:a comb for an almost bald man.
An empty aerosol can  replacement car exhaust a ball bearing
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