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Yeah but tofu pix??? 
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smiler77 wrote:Hmmm haha,
Well unlike the guys I am totally honest haha!
Where shall I start?
I'm trying to think of the strangest! Oh what the hell, do you want a list?
Quid Pro Quo, I was honest. Yea, a list would be nice! 
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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smiler77 wrote:Hmmm haha,
Well unlike the guys I am totally honest haha!
Where shall I start?
I'm trying to think of the strangest! Oh what the hell, do you want a list?
no list yet? :/
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 POPSICLES!!!!
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Gfire wrote:When I was 14 I discovered the washing machine in spin cycle. I can't tell you how many Saturday afternoons I spent after that in the basement "doing laundry".  Genny Oh yes, and my husband wanted to know why I never had them haul away the old one once it was broken and off it's axis. I demonstrated it's great usefulness and he thought we could charge women to use it.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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Eeeep! cold cold cold Fystee!
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where would you buy one of those lexy?
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*gasps* Now that is something... Maybe I should go out with someone in charge of a bowling hall ^^ Or start working at one... *grin* [The voices in Catnips head starts talking.] "Ohno, not again." "Tell me about it!" "Cat, don't." "You don't even like bowling." "They are bigger then they look from that distance you know." [Voices keeps on talking, but the young cat stops listening to them.] 
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rxtales wrote:where would you buy one of those lexy? Ebay of course ...
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DBarclay wrote:rxtales wrote:where would you buy one of those lexy? Ebay of course ... And they're only 2 pounds!
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fystee wrote:POPSICLES!!!! Reminds me of many years ago I had to build a mould for a friend to make her special ice popsicles ...
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DBarclay wrote:Reminds me of many years ago I had to build a mould for a friend to make
her special ice popsicles ... Do you have any pictures of you doing backstroke DB?
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nicola wrote:
Do you have any pictures of you doing backstroke DB?
Yes ....
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Glad that's cleared up.
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the corner of a end table, an ottoman, chair......
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hey cat lets go bowling:D haha. A girl i chatted with once said she used her bass guitar,the amp vibrations not the actual guitar lol
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sawuspankit wrote: A girl i chatted with once said she used her bass guitar,the amp vibrations not the actual guitar lol Uhh? How'd that work? Anyhoo... hairbrushes, toothbrush (yes I threw it out after), a carrot once or twice, a highlighter (cap was on), I may have broken off a doll's leg once or something? (when I was younger.)  One of those little shampoo bottles hotels leave for you.  I don't think there's much else I forgot? 
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i have a very favorite vibrator and a lovely dildo ... and my fingers are well used ... and while very effective when needed, it's not terribly kinky is it? so ... champagne bottle, carrot, handle of tennis racket, nice thick marker ... it's amazing what one can find around the house when a cock isn't avilable.
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ahh I forgot the tennis racket *sigh*. There's a vibrating "tribble" doll that my sister brought back with her from Vegas from the Star Trek Convention for me.......
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Lady_Lydia wrote:sawuspankit wrote: A girl i chatted with once said she used her bass guitar,the amp vibrations not the actual guitar lol Uhh? How'd that work? Anyhoo... hairbrushes, toothbrush (yes I threw it out after), a carrot once or twice, a highlighter (cap was on), I may have broken off a doll's leg once or something? (when I was younger.) One of those little shampoo bottles hotels leave for you. I don't think there's much else I forgot? haha pretty well if she still does it :P mmm she could sit in front of it or be like the scene in howard sterns movie private parts,just straddle the speaker, bass up and uh pluck away ;)
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Wine Bottle
Marker
Hairbrush Handle
Cucumber (as many of you know haha)
Carrot
Dildo
Vibrator
I started a post about this about a month ago and pretty much the responses I got were "ew", "I'd be too afraid", and "aren't you worried about an infection"
LMAO finally other lushies confess all!
Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
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Jezziebelle wrote:Wine Bottle
Marker
Hairbrush Handle
Cucumber (as many of you know haha)
Carrot
Dildo
Vibrator
LMAO finally other lushies confess all!
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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I think we have used just about everything that we found that would fit! smerk hehehe
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hmm my cell phone, a speaker at a party that produced a nice steady beat wow what fun ;), misc. bottles and containers, I once rode a corona bottle to the delight of some guys but that wasn't very pleasant, the guys said I had a look of pleasure on my face but it was actually a pained look lol...
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Shortly after I started masturbating, I saw some magazines of people fucking. I thought, what a wonderful conception! So, having a large teddybear, it wasn't long before my little cock was busy between "her" legs! (I had to change it to the "her"). I had to do some clean-up often.....   Some things girls might use, (besides those listed already): Handle of a large screwdriver Banana... both with skin on and off... Golf club grip Flashlight (Torch) (various sizes) Broom handle
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ihavetitsyouguys2 wrote:men just aren't creative, enough, that's where the problem lies.
i use lots of different things...
tea cups, marker...
i've masturbated on the seat of a rickety bus that was vibrating.
that was fun...:] Marker.... scented or not? What color was were you when you were done? hmmmmm? 
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Well I have this handy lil lotion bottle that fits just perfectly that I keep in my desk drawer at the office, so it wouldn't raise any eyebrows if anyone found it. And trust me, it has seen it's fair share of umm... office work. And I have a travel size neck massager that has just the right level of vibrations. Probably the most fun and spontaneous but messy object I've used would be an ice popsicle, cherry flavour..... yumm!!!! 
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Try putting petrol (or gasoline) in your car with the fuel delivery hose between your legs and the metal filler handle between your legs touching your crotch. I, inadvertantly did this last week - wearing jeans and no panties - and when I squeezed the fuel delivery trigger such vibratory sensations from the delivery hose instantly took my breath away. I orgasmed before the car was full of petrol.
When I went to pay the man inside the kiosk, I felt like saying to him: "never mind the fuel bill ... I want to buy that pump."
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