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nicola
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 12:13:57 AM

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Happy Birthday Alan!

Thanks for everything you bring to the site, few people here are more knowledgeable about the publishing industry.

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Shylass
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 1:35:42 AM

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DM throws the best parties:





But since it's your birthday (I hope your suction power is good):








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CurlyGirly
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 7:31:55 PM

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Happy Birthday, DM! Hope it's a good one!






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kylie_kained
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 8:15:19 PM

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 10:30:48 PM

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nicola wrote:
Happy Birthday Alan!

Thanks for everything you bring to the site, few people here are more knowledgeable about the publishing industry.



Lol...that's a scary thought that I might be considered the knowledgeable one around here...

Damn, I might have nightmares tonight just thinking about that one...let me ponder this for a while...Regaeman Man

Thanks for the well-wishes and kind words though Nic...


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SittingBallerina
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 10:35:29 PM

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Location: Under The Bright Lights, United States
happy birthday Alan!



Buz
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 11:16:41 PM

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Posts: 5,798
Location: Atlanta, United States
I hope you have a truly awesome birthday Alan Dirty Martini!!!




Saga
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 12:13:55 AM

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Location: Canada
Ravyn
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 12:46:45 AM

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Posts: 2,089
Location: Bend, United States
Happy Birthday Alan





nicola
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 12:51:09 AM

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DirtyMartini wrote:


Lol...that's a scary thought that I might be considered the knowledgeable one around here...


Yeah, it's a bit of a worry really! laughing9

But then again, you do belong to 136 story sites, 219 discussion boards, have 143,901 twitter followers, and published a couple of poems (allegedly).

I hope the head is sore and you're in recovery mode.

crazydiamond
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 2:38:04 AM

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Location: Exactly where I should be!, Canada
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sweet_as_candy
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 2:51:27 AM

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Dancing_Doll
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 7:29:21 AM

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Happy Birthday! Hope you have a fun one!








sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 10:40:43 AM

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Happy Birthday Dirty M...drunken




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scooter
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 7:14:26 PM

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Hey DM,

Sorry I'm late again, I was out rounding up some new tweeter fans for you dude!



Happy Birthday ole buddy

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Nikki703
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 2:11:29 PM

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Happy Belated Birthday!
keoloke
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 3:25:13 PM

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Location: United States
Even 007 sold himself out of the Martini



You're the last one that can still n truly be called Martini... well, the Dirty one.. and still shaken not stirred

.. you'll do the shaken later.. hu?..am I still talking about a Martini?


Happy Birthday


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Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 2013 6:54:07 AM

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Location: The center of the universe, Canada
Happy Belated DM. Sorry I was late to the party you said extra olives right?........Cheers!





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Liz
Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 2013 7:27:11 AM

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Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 4,639
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
Happy Belated Birthday Alan!
Hope you had a dirty one ;)





DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 2013 4:13:07 PM

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nicola wrote:


But then again, you do belong to 136 story sites,



Ha Ha, very funny Nic...it's only 135 btw...

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, those martinis look great...and nice of you to bring your friends to the party Scooter...


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DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 2013 4:13:15 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,790
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
nicola wrote:


But then again, you do belong to 136 story sites,



Ha Ha, very funny Nic...it's only 135 btw...

Thanks for all the birthday wishes, those martinis look great...and nice of you to bring your friends to the party Scooter...


You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 2013 11:55:02 PM

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Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,289
Location: Cakeland, United States
I liked the direction you were initially heading there, Nic.

Happy 39th birthday Alan. Did you go anywhere special or unique, like say... Mustard Road?

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2013 5:28:26 PM

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Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 3,040
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
Hey Alan, sorry to be so very very late...

Wanted to wish you a happy birthday all the same...



(grrr, trust me to mess it up!! No more than you expected though?)

Big Hugs

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