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Liz
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 6:46:20 AM

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Joined: 1/22/2013
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Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
Sorry, couldn't resist! evil4



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LS will not be held accountable for any RSI (read: masturbatory) injuries, symptoms or syndromes you may experience when reading the content of this website.

LS will not be accountable for the reimbursement of any sex toy or lingerie spending sprees you decide to indulge in.

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- Sexual Exhaustion
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By agreeing to these T&C's you are also confirming that you are of sound body and mind and consider yourself of sufficient constitution for the 'Roller coaster of sexual deviance' that awaits.




sprite
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 9:35:52 AM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness

Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 14,422
Location: My Tower, United States
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 12:42:34 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,778
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
I think it's great Lizzy...but, I just called that number...$3.95 for the first minute...isn't that a bit much?


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Tranquil
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 2:13:57 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/31/2013
Posts: 2,193
Location: Curled up in front of a beautiful fire
keoloke
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 4:15:18 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/12/2010
Posts: 599
Location: United States
Where do I sign up for a private consultation with Ms Jones? I'm experiencing some of the problems mentioned, ahemm medical condition, ohh you know all that stuff.

Does she accept insurance? like Blue Balls and BullShit.. whoa I mean Blue Cross and Blue Shield.

So, are you sure that I cannot send the bill Down Under?


It was real cute Liz

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nicola
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 4:39:17 PM

Rank: Matriarch

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 25,420
Location: The Orgasmatron
T&C updated. thumbup
BabydollSlave
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 5:37:12 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/15/2012
Posts: 480
Location: Been All Around The World , Japan
Does dancing dolls stories come with a disclosure? Just a thought..im a healthy person but wow wow wow giggles

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Liz
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 6:07:13 PM

Rank: Scarlet Seductress

Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 4,539
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
DirtyMartini wrote:
I think it's great Lizzy...but, I just called that number...$3.95 for the first minute...isn't that a bit much?


Hey, girl's got to make her money some how! ;)



clum
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 6:17:29 PM

Rank: Clumeleon

Joined: 5/13/2011
Posts: 4,296
Location: Edinburgh, United Kingdom
lizzy94 wrote:
Hey, girl's got to make her money some how! ;)


Yeah, I hear lawyers are really hard up these days.

Every day is a school day.
VanGogh
Posted: Monday, March 18, 2013 6:52:50 PM

Rank: Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado

Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 3,012
Location: Vancouver, Canada
clum wrote:

Yeah, I hear lawyers are really hard up these days.


depends on who's their assistant! Whistle

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Liz
Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 2013 7:37:07 AM

Rank: Scarlet Seductress

Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 4,539
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
PersonalAssistant wrote:


depends on who's their assistant! Whistle


Perhaps I should warn any PA applicants now about the office rules...





VanGogh
Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 2013 7:34:05 PM

Rank: Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado

Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 3,012
Location: Vancouver, Canada
lizzy94 wrote:


Perhaps I should warn any PA applicants now about the office rules...


Isn't that expected?? laughing6

A Milf series combined with Office Sex *fans face* .... The Secretary and The Student
starting with The Secretary and The Student - first part

Enjoy!!

For the Anal Lovers .... come enjoy my RR honoured An Alluring Ass

Another Sex in the Office Poem (I know you love those!!) In Your Office

Liz
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2013 9:04:38 AM

Rank: Scarlet Seductress

Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 4,539
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
PersonalAssistant wrote:


Isn't that expected?? laughing6


"Could you step into my office for a moment? Close the door behind you..."



VanGogh
Posted: Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:00:45 PM

Rank: Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado

Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 3,012
Location: Vancouver, Canada
lizzy94 wrote:


"Could you step into my office for a moment? Close the door behind you..."


like my three poems in the "Assume the Position" .... Assume the Position - part 1 of 3





A Milf series combined with Office Sex *fans face* .... The Secretary and The Student
starting with The Secretary and The Student - first part

Enjoy!!

For the Anal Lovers .... come enjoy my RR honoured An Alluring Ass

Another Sex in the Office Poem (I know you love those!!) In Your Office

Liz
Posted: Thursday, March 21, 2013 3:30:26 AM

Rank: Scarlet Seductress

Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 4,539
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
PersonalAssistant wrote:


like my three poems in the "Assume the Position" .... Assume the Position - part 1 of 3



Shameless plug Read it
Read them, loved them, scored & commented... now get your ass in my office! Giggles



VanGogh
Posted: Thursday, March 21, 2013 6:34:57 AM

Rank: Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado

Joined: 2/10/2012
Posts: 3,012
Location: Vancouver, Canada
lizzy94 wrote:


Shameless plug Read it
Read them, loved them, scored & commented... now get your ass in my office! Giggles


Embarassed

A Milf series combined with Office Sex *fans face* .... The Secretary and The Student
starting with The Secretary and The Student - first part

Enjoy!!

For the Anal Lovers .... come enjoy my RR honoured An Alluring Ass

Another Sex in the Office Poem (I know you love those!!) In Your Office

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