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Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 4:46:14 AM

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She's locked ME in there with her and I don't have any Duck tape!!!!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 5:04:38 AM

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She wanted my cookie
hornyirishman
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 7:28:39 AM

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Someone mentioned cookies so I brought the milk.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 7:49:41 AM

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Someone mentioned milk so I have the cookies
LYFBUZ
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:47:41 AM

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hee hee I tricked her!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 9:48:27 AM

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Oh no you didn't angel7
baileyass
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 10:44:04 AM

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So that I'm the fairest maiden
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 1:29:16 PM

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because she hasn't figured out that my door doesn't lock

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

VickieLynn1
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 1:50:37 PM

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im just not done with her sexy ness yet and i have plans for her to do to me

nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
MissDaisy1
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 5:11:15 PM

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She tried to convince me to join her at the Rev. Billy Graham Crusade. (OK, I'll go, as long as there is no mandatory donation because I don't usually itemize)
Belthazor
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 7:48:17 PM

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Because she keeps sneaking in my window. Can't keep her hands off me.
hornyirishman
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 7:50:15 PM

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I thought he was a burglar and I have him locked in there till the police arrive.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Saga
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 7:50:57 PM

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Belthazor
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 7:54:31 PM

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Because we won't be done for a few more hours. lol ;)
Saga
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:01:34 PM

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Belthazor
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:02:20 PM

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So much fun. ;)
hornyirishman
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:02:59 PM

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(Meant for Saga) Because her eyes are so alluring I couldn't help but keep her to myself.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Belthazor
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:05:24 PM

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Because he was stalking Saga. The cops will be here soon. lol
MissDaisy1
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:34:27 PM

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I tried to convince him to go to the optometrist but now he is staring; severe myopia I reckon.
asleep
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:54:38 PM

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taking a well deserved break from doing tax work!!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:59:58 PM

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so I can get to daisy through him.................he will talk
ImYourHuckleberry
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 9:03:37 PM

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It is an experiment... Shhhhh....
Kinky_Becky
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 9:03:54 PM

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Because I'm stealing her from Katy

vjlegbabe
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 9:53:03 PM

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I want her to play with me ...
Kinky_Becky
Posted: Sunday, March 24, 2013 10:05:47 PM

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All you have to do is ask....you know that sweety

Guest
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 1:09:36 AM

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Because sniff! I got caught throwing sniff! rocks at her window last week. sniffffff! and I have to explain why I did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 11:35:07 AM

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Because she wanted to suprise me with her newist outfit ..........oh my i can dream lol
hornyirishman
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 5:17:30 PM

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Because he wanted to stand in my room and salute me.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
etairay
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 7:43:45 PM

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kekekegay why wouldnt he be ..what you tryin to say

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 Dancing
hornyirishman
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 8:00:17 PM

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She came into my room naked and locked the door. She startled me and I threw the key out the window. Guess we're stuck in here for a while. How should we pass the time ......

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
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