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I've had to banish Stu from coming into my house. The last time he came to visit, he wouldn't quit humping the arm of my recliner. I last saw him chasing squirrels, out back, Tuesday morning.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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[sigh] WellMadeMale, why are you dressed as a squirrel again?
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Posts: 1,012
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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lydia thought well was a Chip and Dales dancer when she found out he was a squirrel
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Location: nunya, United States
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stu was a chip and dale dancer before he got fired for being too fat.
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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sadbi- actually isnt a virgin , she was seen comming out of the football teams locker room this past monday and still had the evidence all over her face
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Posts: 1,498
Location: a corn field , United States
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The reason stu knows this was because he was jacking off beside the locker room doors and watching..
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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 Sassy you and I know all this cause we were there as cheerleaders for morale support for stu so he could achieve his woody he was having a rough night and could not stand at attention.
 Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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poor red was so tired of using both hands wile masturbating they both fell off
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But you love to get hooked by her, ( I Know bad joke)
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is that why you and stu were watching me and getting off while I flicked my clit for the two of you to watch I know you liked my show
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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well your on everynight at the porn theater
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the sameone that you clean up at after it closes
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You should know. I've seen you working at her side. Sexy Janitor time? I think so! 
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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she was cleaning up after you to max, she said you left some evidence on your seat
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Location: a corn field , United States
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stuart is planning on taking a month away from everyone and fly to south africa to watch how penguins mate.
*smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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sassycheergirl wrote:stuart is planning on taking a month away from everyone and fly to south africa to watch how penguins mate. Sassy is planning to dress up as a penguin
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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But Lady Lydia beat her to the punch. It was really too bad when that researcher caught her and decided to perform... experiments. 
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Max...why are you in a lab coat...and what are you going to do with that blindfold...?
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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i am going to prob you and let everyone know your actually a smurf
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stuarts real name is George he secretly drank a potion to make him live forever in another body
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i wish you would brew me a dose of that potion like you did for george
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Posts: 363
Location: California
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elenai fuels her car every morning at the same gas station.. naked....
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BigRod has the pictures of Jimmy Hoffa getting offed during a poker game and knows the location of the body.
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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It's stashed in Sharon's closet!! That's not a sex toy!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Lydia is really typing all this whilst sitting naked on my bed.
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Necho chained me to the bed...I have no choice but to do that...
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Joined: 7/3/2009
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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
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Lady_Lydia wrote:Necho chained me to the bed...I have no choice but to do that... She ain't neither. She's sittin' nekkid as a jaybird on MY bed. So there. Rumple Foreskin 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Necho.. Lydia.. and Rump are all naked in Sharon's closet... with Jimmy.... or what's left of him...
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BR, will you watch your landing, you just slapped my ass with one of your wings!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Lady_Lydia wrote:BR, will you watch your landing, you just slapped my ass with one of your wings! So, you want that BR should use BOTH wings, maybe? You're just end-satiable. Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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