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Liz
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 5:33:29 PM

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Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
So, you're stranded on a desert island paradise.

For the sake of this thread, you only have to hold out for 2 weeks - none of this Tom Hanks 'Castaway' stuff.
Food and water are plentiful there so no need to worry about that; you'll get by.
Putting aside practicalities for a moment, because no one wants to read about your desperate need for plentiful amounts of dental floss, go on instinct and list the 5 items you would want to find washed up on the beach as a convenient care package.

You know how this game is played so points deducted for intellectual answers - no radio transmitters, GPS beacons, hot air balloons, futuristic teleport contraptions etc.
You're there for the duration, 2 weeks.

Perhaps some coconut sun lotion, a couple of cases of Chardonnay and a hunky Italian gentleman? idea1

Answers below...




MissyLuvsYa
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 6:31:52 PM

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Godiva chocolates
A crate of Lelo toys
A new diamond tennis bracelet
Sunscreen
A life raft full of football players!!!
Ruthie
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 7:00:57 PM

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1: Two hot hetro guys who have been lost at sea with plenty of food and water, but no sex, for weeks. (These two come as a pair and count as one item.)
2: A crate of edible body oils in various flavors.
3: A Storms of Pleasure Deluxe Delightware system.
4: A Dune buggy with a full tank and ten five gallon cans of gas.
5: A chocolate fountain.
Buz
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 7:44:51 PM

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Damn! I can't have a big screen HDTV? That hurts...it's March Madness, ie. The Big Dance, I'd miss the Sweet Sixteen, Final, 8, the Final Four, the National Championship of College Basketball.

Okay....
1. A solar powered refrigerator filled with ice cold beer.
2. A frisbee & frisbee dog.
3. A surf board.
4. Lots of steaks to grill.
5. My wife naked with no clothes whatsoever...except for maybe a few color combinations of garter - thigh stockings sets!

Oh can I add something to wash the sand out of our butt cracks? Having sex on the beach does have its draw backs, I know from experience. I guess we could use the ocean.

CleverFox
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 8:14:01 PM

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1. A woman that shares a mutual attraction with me.

2. Toothbrushes and mint toothpaste.

3. Loads of SPF 100 sunscreen(I burn easily).

4. Razors and shaving cream.

5. A pot for heating water over a fire(some nice warm water would be good for shaving my face and her legs and anything else she would like to keep bare).
EDWolfe
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 8:59:42 PM

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Are we counting people (not necessarily specific people, but people)?

If so:

A couple of woman companions, and a male companion, all bisexual preferably
Sunscreen
Condoms
Alcohol (specifically Mike's Hard, Smirnoff cocktails, good wine, etc.)
A couple decks of cards


If not:
Alcohol (see above)
Sunscreen
Books
Pens & paper (Hey, a guy's gotta write!)
A deck of cards.
kylie_kained
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 9:37:50 PM

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A case of rum.
A case of coke.
A few glasses in case I break any.
A waterproof sleeping bag I don't want it soaked when it washes up and also in case it rains.
And a guitar to ease any boredoom.
















Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:06:28 AM

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1: tanning oil
2: sunglasses
3: shaving kit ( don't want unwanted hair growth spoiling the tan )
4: big blanket ( to lay on in the day and wrap up in overnight )
5: my kindle ( fully charged and in a waterproof box if you please )
Liz
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 6:04:59 AM

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Buz wrote:
Damn! I can't have a big screen HDTV? That hurts...it's March Madness, ie. The Big Dance, I'd miss the Sweet Sixteen, Final, 8, the Final Four, the National Championship of College Basketball.

Okay....
1. A solar powered refrigerator filled with ice cold beer.
2. A frisbee & frisbee dog.
3. A surf board.
4. Lots of steaks to grill.
5. My wife naked with no clothes whatsoever...except for maybe a few color combinations of garter - thigh stockings sets!

Oh can I add something to wash the sand out of our butt cracks? Having sex on the beach does have its draw backs, I know from experience. I guess we could use the ocean.


Love the 'Frisbee Dog' dog
f-hihi



clum
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:16:22 AM

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A dozen pens.
A pad of paper.
A dictionary (a proper good one, too).
About a barrel load of Factor 80 sun cream.
Irn Bru.

Every day is a school day.
Liz
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:23:23 AM

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clum wrote:
A dozen pens.
A pad of paper.
A dictionary (a proper good one, too).
About a barrel load of Factor 80 sun cream.
Irn Bru.


Ha ha, how many people on Lush know what that is? icon_biggrin
Not had that in years!




clum
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:28:37 AM

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Liz wrote:
Ha ha, how many people on Lush know what that is? icon_biggrin
Not had that in years!


There's an empty can by my bed right now and three in the fridge. Think my flatmate has a 2 litre bottle, too. Genuinely an addiction.

Every day is a school day.
Sandrine
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:18:09 PM

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Hmm, let's see five items on a deserted island...

1. A battery powered dildo (with a few extra supplies of batteries)

2. A large supply of candles and matches.

3. Alcoholic beverages.

4. Finding a pair of handcuffs on the sand.

5. Meeting the man who is the owner of the handcuffs. A 44 year old Chinese law enforcement officer who is power hungry and takes complete control of me in all ways sexual.

(Please don't rescue me!)


In custody.

I love baseball!!!


iCyber
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 2:06:57 PM

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1) A horny Emma Stone
2) A refrigerator full of beer
3) Anal lube
4) A grill
5) My Dog
seeker4
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 2:10:05 PM

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Since basic necessities are covered, I guess that leaves luxuries to while away the hours:

- A box with all of the extent volumes of A Song of Ice and Fire (the novel series that Game of Thrones is based on). Because being stranded alone on a desert island is the only way I'll get that sucker read at this point.

- Writing materials (a notebook and some pens ideally).

- Something soft to lie on while I sleep, read, etc. Maybe a Snugly?

- A Fleshlight or comparable toy (my hand might get boring after a while)

- A big bottle of lube (for both toy and hand use)

free-sexy-smileys-947



Its been a while but I finally got a new story out. Enjoy!

Satisfaction in the Park
LOVES4PLAY
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:55:22 PM

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Island has; A worm-hole leading to a Ice cave, Island has a lot of Current bushes growing on it.

My choice of a women from.Lush.Or if that isn't allowed , Then A good Retriever(4legged type)
Lots of ICE CREAM===found use For the ice cave
the 40" flat screen, Others can't use.. TGF, the current bushes.
Plastic wire ties.Archery Equipment. the dog can fetch any arrow that misses the target.Poor thing is going to get Fat, (lack of exercise.)
Soleillalune
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 2:20:53 AM

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1. A camera to later post my suffering on Instagram

2. Coca cola made in Mexico

3. Magic wand

4. iPod

5. Salt water taffy


Jack_42
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 4:05:33 AM

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Location: Prague, Czech Republic
A laptop with stored movies, solar energy charger, very realistic blowup doll, jar of peanut butter, body lotion.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 6:25:22 PM

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The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, by Edward Gibbon.
A sketchpad with a pencil
Massage oil
Sun screen
A good pillow.
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