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nicola
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 5:30:43 PM

Rank: Matriarch

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 25,563
Location: The Orgasmatron
We've introduced a new feature, whereby anyone can take over my account, and do as you please, for 24 hours.

That means an all access pass. Do as you please.

Someone annoying you? Ban them for 24 hours / 2 weeks / totally.

Those who are interested in being me for a day, please send me a message!
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 5:48:47 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 2,121
Location: The Tundra, United States
Tempted

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Sandrine
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 5:49:42 PM

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Joined: 5/16/2010
Posts: 1,327
Location: 12 hours away from him, United States
Thinking..thinking...thinking... :D :D :D


In custody.

I love baseball!!!


Dirty_D
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 6:31:19 PM

Rank: Head Nurse

Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 7,227
Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
Oh, the places I would go. The people I would....ban. "Off with their heads!"


Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 6:53:09 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,778
anyone who is rude and doesn't play nice
elitfromnorth
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 6:56:33 PM

Rank: Brawling Berserker

Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,620
Location: Burrowed, Norway
I would ban dirty martini for a day because he haven't given me a martini yet. Yes, I have a low threshold for these things.

Also, himla gao spaok fyr denna maunen!

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 7:44:21 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,778


I don't know about this. Something just don't seem right.
cheeseball
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 9:33:54 PM

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Joined: 1/19/2013
Posts: 167
Location: Chicago, United States
Letting the inmates run the asylum, eh? A bold move. Hope it works out Okay! wave
nicola
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 1:10:01 AM

Rank: Matriarch

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 25,563
Location: The Orgasmatron
Highwayman wrote:


I don't know about this. Something just don't seem right.


laughing9
Liz
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 4:41:53 AM

Rank: Scarlet Seductress

Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 4,704
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
nicola wrote:
We've introduced a new feature, whereby anyone can take over my account, and do as you please, for 24 hours.

That means an all access pass. Do as you please.

Someone annoying you? Ban them for 24 hours / 2 weeks / totally.

Those who are interested in being me for a day, please send me a message!


Oh, don't tease laughing6

Lizzy in charge? Chaos ensues!




Guest
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 4:56:04 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,778
OMG! Pick ME, Pick MEEEEEEEE! Oh the power!! I would use it only for good.... promise bunny
MsTara
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 5:51:00 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 737
Location: Georgia, United States
Ohhhhh Yay, let me think, let me think... Oh I know :D
simplyjohn
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 6:44:28 AM

Rank: Chat Moderator

Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 6,495
Location: Eating bloody salad, United Kingdom
Well ... ban Jerseylynn for a start!! .. more to follow ...

Wait ... lets be honest if someone swaps places with you for a day I suspect their schedule would be something like:

Lay in till say 9:30
Tennis at the club followed by lunch and drinks
Sunbathing on the beach
Dinner out at a five star local restaurant
Lush for some naughty cybering
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sounds good .. will send mail.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 6:48:30 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,778
id ban all the guys who send me lesbo pics in wisper wen im in the chatrm , lesbos are ok but im strait, maybe even i mite be gay sumtime .. i duno but i mostly like fellas an i dont like guys thinkin i m gona be wat they want me to be, if ya know wat i mean haha
Coco
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 7:17:59 AM

Rank: Story Lover

Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 4,443
Location: Fantasy City, United States
These April Fools jokes are going to drive me bonkers today!

nicola
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 3:06:10 PM

Rank: Matriarch

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 25,563
Location: The Orgasmatron
cocokisses wrote:
These April Fools jokes are going to drive me bonkers today!


laughing9

The one from LELO was great:

Dear Nicola,

In less than 1 minute the world’s first and only luxury DIY sex toy can be put together, and it’s sure to take the meaning of do-it-yourself pleasure to a whole new level!

Coinciding with LELO’s 10th anniversary, the brand’s new Pleasure Object, GӒSM, is the world’s first IKEA-style vibrator that is recharged by manual hand-crank technology. 100% eco-friendly, fully-waterproof, and ultra-powerful with 10 speeds, the GӒSM personal massager can be assembled by customer’s in the privacy and comfort of their own home.

And just as Swedish brand IKEA revolutionized the furniture industry with its innovative DIY products, LELO has tapped into its Swedish roots and applied the same creativity and expertise to create its very own DIY Pleasure Object.

Here a few of the many reasons why GӒSM will revolutionize the industry:

- 100% eco-friendly
Crafted from 100% recycled materials, its frame is made of durable compressed wood pulp, and a silky-smooth sheathe made entirely of re-purposed rubber.

- Manual hand-crank rechargeable battery
The long-lasting battery integrates manual, rotation, hand-crank technology (Allen key included) for 100% environmental-friendly recharging

- Revolutionary presentation for lower costs
GӒSM’s DIY assembly makes possible LELO’s new flat-pack boxes – traditionally use for self-assemble furniture – passing the packaging and shipping costs saved directly to consumers.

- Easy-to-assemble
GӒSM can be put together in as little as 1 minute, according to consumer testing respondents who claimed they are “not very good” at completing puzzles.


GӒSM is only available through April 1st, so if you would like more information please feel free to get in touch. Hope all is well, and I look forward to hearing back from you soon.
elitfromnorth
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 3:09:13 PM

Rank: Brawling Berserker

Joined: 2/12/2012
Posts: 1,620
Location: Burrowed, Norway
nicola wrote:


laughing9

The one from LELO was great:

Dear Nicola,

In less than 1 minute the world’s first and only luxury DIY sex toy can be put together, and it’s sure to take the meaning of do-it-yourself pleasure to a whole new level!

Coinciding with LELO’s 10th anniversary, the brand’s new Pleasure Object, GӒSM, is the world’s first IKEA-style vibrator that is recharged by manual hand-crank technology. 100% eco-friendly, fully-waterproof, and ultra-powerful with 10 speeds, the GӒSM personal massager can be assembled by customer’s in the privacy and comfort of their own home.

And just as Swedish brand IKEA revolutionized the furniture industry with its innovative DIY products, LELO has tapped into its Swedish roots and applied the same creativity and expertise to create its very own DIY Pleasure Object.

Here a few of the many reasons why GӒSM will revolutionize the industry:

- 100% eco-friendly
Crafted from 100% recycled materials, its frame is made of durable compressed wood pulp, and a silky-smooth sheathe made entirely of re-purposed rubber.

- Manual hand-crank rechargeable battery
The long-lasting battery integrates manual, rotation, hand-crank technology (Allen key included) for 100% environmental-friendly recharging

- Revolutionary presentation for lower costs
GӒSM’s DIY assembly makes possible LELO’s new flat-pack boxes – traditionally use for self-assemble furniture – passing the packaging and shipping costs saved directly to consumers.

- Easy-to-assemble
GӒSM can be put together in as little as 1 minute, according to consumer testing respondents who claimed they are “not very good” at completing puzzles.


GӒSM is only available through April 1st, so if you would like more information please feel free to get in touch. Hope all is well, and I look forward to hearing back from you soon.


I'm enjoying the irony that you'll end up with a sex toy that lacks a few screws to be complete and functional....

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 3:14:47 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,791
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
elitfromnorth wrote:
I would ban dirty martini for a day because he haven't given me a martini yet. Yes, I have a low threshold for these things.



Hmmm, do I have the "honor" of being the first member mentioned in the ban thread? I think I should get a badge for that, or something...at least a potato...

Anyway, if I took over Nicola's job for a day, and decided I really, really liked it...I guess I would have to permanently ban Nicola, right? Makes perfect sense to me...Regaeman Man



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DLizze
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 6:16:38 PM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 4/23/2011
Posts: 2,552
(Puts down his coffe cup and the evening paper he was reading, and takes off his glasses) HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!!!
(shor pause, while he scratches his head)
Is this some sort of April Fool's joke or something? I mean, really. Com'on now.
(Scratches his head again, and gathers his brow in a perplexed frown)
I don't understand. Why on God's earth would I want to ban someone I LIKED?

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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