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Posted: Tuesday, January 26, 2010 3:01:12 PM

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I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.
SilverArdorDragon
Posted: Tuesday, January 26, 2010 3:07:40 PM

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Hopefully nothing bad! hiding happy1
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 26, 2010 7:15:14 PM

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It'll be the biggest orgy in the history of the net.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:08:14 PM

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OOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 2:05:07 AM

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shameless009 wrote:
I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.


You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...sleepy2


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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 4:16:20 AM

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shameless009 wrote:
I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.


We all may just meet our mate, or the man of my dreams who knows how to cook
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 4:37:55 AM

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Exakta66 wrote:
shameless009 wrote:
I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.


You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...sleepy2


You are messing with me here . ,, Aren't you??
redhotmommacita
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 5:04:30 AM

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shameless009 wrote:
Exakta66 wrote:
shameless009 wrote:
I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.


You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...sleepy2


You are messing with me here . ,, Aren't you??


we are purposely screwing with your little brain......



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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 5:20:53 AM

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redhotmommacita wrote:
shameless009 wrote:
Exakta66 wrote:
shameless009 wrote:
I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.


You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...sleepy2


You are messing with me here . ,, Aren't you??


we are purposely screwing with your little brain......
Mami ,, I can not believe you would do this to me . ,, Now I am feeling (RUFF) !!
redhotmommacita
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 5:26:02 AM

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shameless009 wrote:
redhotmommacita wrote:
shameless009 wrote:
Exakta66 wrote:
shameless009 wrote:
I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.


You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...sleepy2


You are messing with me here . ,, Aren't you??


we are purposely screwing with your little brain......
Mami ,, I can not believe you would do this to me . ,, Now I am feeling (RUFF) !!


Mami loves messing with her scruffy little pooch {scratches behind the ears and on his belly and makes his little leg quiver}......Good little boy....



Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"


Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 5:43:19 AM

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shameless is feeling better now ,, though I do have a strange sensation ,, somewhere else.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 5:45:42 AM

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shameless009 wrote:
Exakta66 wrote:
shameless009 wrote:
I have watched the registered members list grow every day.
What will happen if every member logs on at the same time ??
All 26,183.


You know I sleep so much better at night just knowing that somebody out there is worrying about these worst case scenarios...sleepy2


You are messing with me here . ,, Aren't you??


We are not messing with you...

We are not messing with you...

We are not messing with you...

This is just a test...


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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:22:52 AM

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From The Rumpletation Broadcast Studios. ,, Is This Correct.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 7:44:22 AM

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just keep ramming the ram in baby
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 1:01:53 PM

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roccotool wrote:
It'll be the biggest orgy in the history of the net.

sign3
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 1:30:27 PM

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The server wouldn't blink icon_smile
WickedShads
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 4:40:34 PM

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nicola wrote:
The server wouldn't blink icon_smile


We have a server? Great! I'll have a double 12-year single-malt scotch, neat, with a water back.

Oh, and I imagine he just *might* blink if he walked into the lounge and all 26,100+ members were in there, naked, and conducting the orgy Rocco mentioned....

3some 3some

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 5:41:02 PM

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I'll be really impressed if the server can remember all our orders without writing them on a pad...and I don't end up with Alan's, Shads' or Shameless' drink instead of the one I requested.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 5:54:51 PM

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nicola wrote:
The server wouldn't blink icon_smile
That is the answer I was after.
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:57:34 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
I'll be really impressed if the server can remember all our orders without writing them on a pad...and I don't end up with Alan's, Shads' or Shameless' drink instead of the one I requested.


Our waitress, Zafia, will be given an iPad to make sure she doesn't mess any orders up, don't worry.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 8:08:47 PM

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I tip well, hopefully she dresses down, even better!

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
verity
Posted: Friday, January 29, 2010 1:24:11 PM

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Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place.... Lwinking


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Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2010 6:56:35 AM

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nicola wrote:
WellMadeMale wrote:
I'll be really impressed if the server can remember all our orders without writing them on a pad...and I don't end up with Alan's, Shads' or Shameless' drink instead of the one I requested.


Our waitress, Zafia, will be given an iPad to make sure she doesn't mess any orders up, don't worry.


As long as there is champagne or Guiness...or both....I'm a happy girl!3601 toast

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2010 11:58:30 AM

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Amen, Tech!

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SusanEngland
Posted: Tuesday, February 02, 2010 1:23:25 AM

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roccotool wrote:
It'll be the biggest orgy in the history of the net.


A man I hope it was a man) sent me a vid of a New Years Eve Party/ I didnt see Eve in it but drinks (or something) was flowing freely.

I would post it here but everyone is so young and sweet innocent I had better not.

And our Leader would ban me.

And it's mine ... MINE I tell you, gasp, whimper, shudder, ohgod I needed that.
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, February 02, 2010 1:36:36 AM

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I would never ban you, you created this site in your brain, and it's the only place it exists. 3601
Londoner101
Posted: Tuesday, October 26, 2010 12:24:18 PM

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nicola wrote:
WellMadeMale wrote:
I'll be really impressed if the server can remember all our orders without writing them on a pad...and I don't end up with Alan's, Shads' or Shameless' drink instead of the one I requested.


Our waitress, Zafia, will be given an iPad to make sure she doesn't mess any orders up, don't worry.



Hey what a great use for a iPad, a drinks tray. Not bad for £400+
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