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Femalemedic
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 4:13:27 PM

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Anything recent by Paul McCartney ... Yes he's a Beatle, and wrote some great stuff, but his new songs are utter utter dross, so he gets my vote because he should know better !
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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 4:39:50 PM

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I saw a comment from Nikki excluding Rap! I agree here goes ! Rap does not meet 1 of the 3 requirements to be technically music. It must be rhythmical, It must have some type of melody and most times have harmonies. Most rap is more chant oriented than then anywhere near melodic
Sorry just sayin
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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 4:46:24 PM

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Angie57 wrote:
I saw a comment from Nikki excluding Rap! I agree here goes ! Rap does not meet 1 of the 3 requirements to be technically music.


Please cite sources for this technical definition of music. Lwinking
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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 5:24:32 PM

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This,
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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 5:24:38 PM

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that's not even in a music dictionary Lady, I was a music major and am a performing musician. That is straight out of Merriam-Webster. I really have nothing against rap
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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 5:26:20 PM

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compared to this:


Can you really say one has more of a melody than the other? By your own definition, Nirvana and any three piece rock band wouldn't be music because they don't have the harmonies required. They can't, with only a single guitar, and a single voice.
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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 5:29:47 PM

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Angie57 wrote:
that's not even in a music dictionary Lady


Exactly. Your three point definition of music...isn't definitive.

Here's the top definition given in the same dictionary you cited:

the science or art of ordering tones or sounds in succession, in combination, and in temporal relationships to produce a composition having unity and continuity.

Clearly, rap qualifies as music to 99.9% of the world. It's enjoyed, however, by a far lower percentage. evil4

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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 5:31:42 PM

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Angie57 wrote:
I saw a comment from Nikki excluding Rap! I agree here goes ! Rap does not meet 1 of the 3 requirements to be technically music. It must be rhythmical, It must have some type of melody and most times have harmonies. Most rap is more chant oriented than then anywhere near melodic
Sorry just sayin


Harmony isn't required but there is harmony in most cases somewhere and always on guitar unless u play on a single string
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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 6:08:28 PM

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ok scientific definition
Acute Longitudinal Vibratory Disturbances that are also Sequential in form
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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 6:08:55 PM

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Having "come of age" during the so-called 'golden age of rock' I can attest there was one helluva lot of crap put out back then which would make a root canal sans novacaine seem like a reasonable alternative. Here are the first five that come to what passes for my mind:

In A Gadda Di Vida: Jack called it, "pure torture' -- agreed
Honey by Bobby Goldsboro: maudlin, slow, dull and l-o-n-g
Ballad of the Green Berets: a big hit in '64, sure to start a bar fight by '66
Snoopy and the Red Baron: embarrassing, just plain embarrassing
Somewhere between 95 and 99 percent of all disco depending on alcohol levels and length of exposure

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Music's gone to hell ever since that upstart Mozart appeared on the scene. and don't even get me started on Elvis. drunken

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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 7:14:05 PM

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Hell I already forgot the topic of this thread. So I will just go with what pops in my head - The Carpenters. Two people, one piano, one voice. BEAUTIFUL! Yes i know back up band, back up singers. Oh wait, I think this is supposed to be the worst? Hmmmmm, if I cant hear the words over the instruments or i cant understand anything besides the screaming - its bad.
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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 7:27:58 PM

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I have NEVER liked this song/recording. Its so 'whiney' and he sounds so pathetic almost like he's begging for attention or something. This is, of course, my humble opinion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBBw1MEOMWI

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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 7:39:25 PM

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Femalemedic wrote:
Anything recent by Paul McCartney ... Yes he's a Beatle, and wrote some great stuff, but his new songs are utter utter dross, so he gets my vote because he should know better !


I thought "hope Of Deliverance" was good as a non Beatles.


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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 8:08:28 PM

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anything justin bieber
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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 8:46:46 PM

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It has to be 'Shutupa You Face' by Joe Dolce. What's more, it kept Ultravox's Vienna off the UK number one spot (the best number one that never was!)
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Posted: Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:40:04 AM

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This song was basically the demise of a singer who I used to have respect for in childhood, if you were to hear this song and play this against his old stuff you'll have a tendency to go "You son of a bitch"

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Posted: Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:18:07 AM

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Wrong, wrong, wrong....




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Posted: Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:55:04 PM

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Mind you, I've put a hex on many of you due to your choices. (pouty face)
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Posted: Wednesday, April 10, 2013 4:42:54 PM

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Angie57 wrote:
I saw a comment from Nikki excluding Rap! I agree here goes ! Rap does not meet 1 of the 3 requirements to be technically music. It must be rhythmical, It must have some type of melody and most times have harmonies. Most rap is more chant oriented than then anywhere near melodic
Sorry just sayin


Rap music is kinda like playing tennis without a net isn't it?

Just sayin'
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Posted: Wednesday, April 10, 2013 5:15:03 PM

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Kristind wrote:


Rap music is kinda like playing tennis without a net isn't it?

Just sayin'


I agree Kris, well put. Worst Rap Song, and I dont know if this is the name but being played in one of the clubs we work:

Dick's Like Jesus oops called My Dick
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Posted: Wednesday, April 10, 2013 5:17:39 PM

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Angie57 wrote:


I agree Kris, well put. Worst Rap Song, and I dont know if this is the name but being played in one of the clubs we work:

Dick's Like Jesus


LOL. I know that song. Plays in my club too from time to time.

Ya, Mickey Avalon's not going to be confused with Bob Dylan or Neil Young anytime soon. evil4
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Posted: Wednesday, April 10, 2013 6:46:15 PM

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Stairway To Heaven.
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Posted: Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:10:43 AM

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Oberon wrote:
Stairway To Heaven.


Really? Stairway to Heaven, tho played way too much, is rock and roll at its finest....for me anyways.
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Posted: Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:17:06 AM

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Oberon wrote:
Stairway To Heaven.




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Posted: Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:20:33 AM

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I can't knock Stairway, and as delightfully cheeky as these two are, the song is crap.



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Posted: Friday, April 12, 2013 4:32:15 AM

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Posted: Friday, April 12, 2013 10:27:58 AM

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Kristind wrote:


Rap music is kinda like playing tennis without a net isn't it?

Just sayin'


Well put. But maybe more like playing without a ball, LOL!!

There is this song I can remember always playing on the radio when I was a little kid called "Afternoon Delights", not sure who did it that was just awful. It was even more sickening than "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone! puke
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There is def more then 1

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