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hornyirishman
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:07:26 AM

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Location: Where the ladies live, United States
Is the hostess at the Drag Queen National Convention.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:16:07 AM

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Is a band member of Flogging Molly's Arse. Their speciality is gigs at all the local Bordello's.
hornyirishman
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:20:36 AM

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Is a booking agent for the Bordello World Tour. Our first gig was at her flat.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:22:58 AM

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Yeah, he can laugh! I get 70% commission on everything! oh yeah, you guys owe me $1000 for the damage to my beds.
hornyirishman
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:26:37 AM

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Is a cheap Bordello owner. The mattresses and beds are made from straw and twigs.

We damaged your beds? I remember two midget hookers and a sumo wrestler having their sport there. Try going after them!

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:32:08 AM

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Well I can't go after them, the sumo wrestler squashed the life out of the two midget hookers when he rolled on them!
hornyirishman
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:52:11 AM

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Is keeping a bottle nose dolphin in her bathtub.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Mazza
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 12:55:38 PM

Rank: Mazztastic

Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 3,048
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
Has a bit of a dolphin fetish... (It's the blowholes)
Mudpies
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 2:17:35 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 3/6/2012
Posts: 42
Location: between a rock and a hard place
Can hum a for part harmony all by herself
MsTara
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 4:37:18 PM

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Joined: 12/24/2011
Posts: 737
Location: Georgia, United States
Writes children's books.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:03:21 PM

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Posts: 537,823
Tara enrolled in a special class to train crossing guards so nobody would notice she was a lurker
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:19:50 PM

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Angie used to be the train driver at the local fairground
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:55:24 PM

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Ella is the champion potato peeler at the North Dakota State Fair 6 years running. (South Africa is a front)
hornyirishman
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 12:34:16 AM

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Angie is actually a Hall of Famer on peopleofwalmart.com She rocks spandex and a mullet like no one else!

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
anonymouslylush
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 12:42:33 AM

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Location: Jersey, United States
Has a peg leg and likes to be called Cap`n Hook

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner

hornyirishman
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 12:46:17 AM

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Has a prosthetic leg fetish and keeps licking my stump.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
anonymouslylush
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 12:55:18 AM

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... Is the banana eating champion, second only to a pair of Lesbians, named Celeste and Moon

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner

Cami
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 2:23:33 AM

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Joined: 8/3/2012
Posts: 241
Location: Myhouse, Canada
Has a banana fetish

I can't help but to wonder why.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 1:51:49 PM

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Cami is a 3'6 fire eater and walker but her smile still melts
bill11
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 1:54:46 PM

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Angie won the 2012 Susie Homemaker Award
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 1:57:37 PM

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Bill was the best fishing/party charter around but ran out of chum
Cami
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 2:27:34 PM

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Location: Myhouse, Canada
Angie has a pet iguana

I can't help but to wonder why.
bill11
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 2:28:35 PM

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Cami has a pet rock and has taken it to the Vet as its not eating properly, so she said.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 2:34:49 PM

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bill is the vet who treated the pet rock and got his weight up so he said
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 5:08:43 PM

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she lurkes in the fairground stealing the childrens candyfloss
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 6:17:27 PM

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ella gives personal boat tours at the Cape of Good Hope
anonymouslylush
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 6:19:42 PM

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Location: Jersey, United States
Angie is a former child beauty pageant contestant and still wears her crowns to feel special

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner

Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 6:27:59 PM

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A L has 700 skydiving jumps and hasnt missed yet
anonymouslylush
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 6:30:26 PM

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Location: Jersey, United States
is very passionate about skydiving and was married while free falling

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner

Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 6:37:58 PM

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collects lint from the dryer and dust bunnies and turns them into figurines
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