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Posted: Friday, April 12, 2013 11:19:44 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:


Well put. But maybe more like playing without a ball, LOL!!

There is this song I can remember always playing on the radio when I was a little kid called "Afternoon Delights", not sure who did it that was just awful. It was even more sickening than "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone! puke


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CarteBlanche wrote:


Really? Stairway to Heaven, tho played way too much, is rock and roll at its finest....for me anyways.


I must admit, I owned the album, but I am soooo tired of it that it makes me turn the dial as fast as I can whenever it comes on, which is all-too-often.

O.k., worst song is Don't Worry, Be Happy, if for no other reson than the fact that there ARE things worth worrying about, (and because you can't get that damn WHISTLING out of your head for hours).

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S.O.S.
by the Police
makes me want to pull my hair out, or break something....

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Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 8:29:24 PM

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This thread should be renamed worst song in the world ever as it was too overplayed on radio and TV. I have loads of these...greenday when September ends being one prime example. One day in the future I'll be able to listen to it again...
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You're Having My Baby by Paul Anka. Pure schlock!
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Oberon wrote:


I must admit, I owned the album, but I am soooo tired of it that it makes me turn the dial as fast as I can whenever it comes on, which is all-too-often.

O.k., worst song is Don't Worry, Be Happy, if for no other reson than the fact that there ARE things worth worrying about, (and because you can't get that damn WHISTLING out of your head for hours).



Thank you for putting that whistle in my head... tongue6


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Afternoon Delight.
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the climb and i'm on a boat. wth were they thinking?
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Now I would like to go on record as saying that these two guys are good at what they individually do, I think Carlos Santana is a great guitarist and Rob Thomas is a great singer songwriter, but a song as stupid as this one and as overplayed as this one was, everytime I hear this song I wanna put a bullet in my head
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you mean you don't like the "fan scene"? confused5

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Anything by Gloria Estefan... She makes me want to stick pencils through my eardrums!!

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Worst song....Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I've got love in my Tummy". It was from the 70's. It was so bad and so psychologically damaging that I have blocked it out of my memory and can't remember who performed it.
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not to to give you psychological scars cheese but it was The Ohio Express and wow i never thaough tof that one!
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That new Will.I.Am/Britney Spears pish. Will.I.Am, Shite.U.Are
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Heard song on utube yesterday
mowing the lawn
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Would have to say Muskrat Love. I don't even want to see that on Animal Planet. I can't understand why anyone would think of this as a song topic, much less to remake it.

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wow great beck never thought of it that way EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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sugarbabe wrote:
S.O.S.
by the Police
makes me want to pull my hair out, or break something....


I might have to agree with this one...it's probably not the absolute worst song ever written, but I agree with you in that I can't stand it...I'm not a fan of the Police at all btw...


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"I Touch Myself" - Divinyls

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...My vote is MmmBop - Hanson. (horrrrrible!)
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Timmy Mallet - She wore an itzy bitzy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini!!! makes it stop it hurt's my ear's!
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a 50's stupid song.." I got a wife at home"
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HoneyBee000 wrote:
Timmy Mallet - She wore an itzy bitzy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini!!! makes it stop it hurt's my ear's!


Never heard that one Brian Hyland did the original didn't like that one either
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Toni Basil "Micky". omg...just dreadful
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Put another log on the fire..Waylon Jennings..
Hey, I love Mickey!!!!!!!!!!

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ElectricOutcast wrote:


Now I would like to go on record as saying that these two guys are good at what they individually do, I think Carlos Santana is a great guitarist and Rob Thomas is a great singer songwriter, but a song as stupid as this one and as overplayed as this one was, everytime I hear this song I wanna put a bullet in my head


Sorry I have always like the song, but I love Carlos since I met him way back when he was first getting started.
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Anything by Katie Price has been appaling, Timmy Mallet is right up there but all time worst song my be "I want to be a hippy!"
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Posted: Tuesday, April 30, 2013 1:07:14 PM

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Back when this guy first came around when I was still in High School, I tried so badly to give this guy a chance and hopefully have some level of respect for him, but after bad song after bad song and after bad song I just look at him and go "Why is it that I'm the only person who thinks he really sucks without redemption?" the biggest song that turned me off from him completely was none other than:


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Posted: Tuesday, April 30, 2013 9:47:59 PM

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...or anything that's been or will be written by Justin Bieber.





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Posted: Tuesday, April 30, 2013 10:04:44 PM

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Say what dude? And, "where's the confounded bridge?"

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Posted: Friday, May 03, 2013 8:20:43 AM

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Bad 80s songs come to mind like "Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You up" or Tony Basil "Mickey". Just wants to make you want to slam your head against a wall to end the misery ....
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