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ramrod32784
Posted: Friday, May 03, 2013 5:43:49 PM

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You ladies can borrow mine anytime lol
LOVES4PLAY
Posted: Friday, May 03, 2013 7:50:19 PM

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"How can I having a cock be useful? "WELL FOR STARTERS ONE CAN WRITE THEIR NAMES IN SNOW. THEY ARE VERY USEFUL FOR DRIBBLING ON TOILETTE SEATS. WHEN DRUNK THEY DO A MARVELOUS JOB OF PISSING ON FLOORS.

THEY GIVE ONE BRAGGING RITES,ARE A HUMANE METHOD FOR TRAINING COWGIRLS

NIKKI703YOUR "NO DO YOU?"is priceless!
Bianca618129
Posted: Friday, May 03, 2013 8:34:08 PM

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At one point all women wish they where man to feel what they feel and fuck at anytime they want and when they wanta1089 but I mean wtf right having a pussy can be very useful too lol occasion5 so cheers
Dani
Posted: Friday, May 03, 2013 8:49:10 PM

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ramrod32784 wrote:
You ladies can borrow mine anytime lol


Go away.



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Dani
Posted: Friday, May 03, 2013 8:53:32 PM

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Mazza wrote:
I really really really wish I had a cock between my legs right now...

Of course, I want it to be attached to a man and for him to be doing wicked things to me with it....


What do you mean that's not what you meant? What the fuck else would I do with a cock??


Slow roast it on a bed of potatoes?





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Kimasa
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 2:40:23 AM

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But seriously…

Penis envy was just a Victorian label born from men’s inability, in that period of history, to fully understand why women wanted equality.

Penis envy was a Victorian theory, particularly of Sigmund Freud's in 1908 and was based on his study of women’s envy of men’s superior social position. Freud and his followers could only see woman in the image defined by Freud – inferior, childish, helpless, with no possibility of happiness unless she adjusted to being man’s passive object – they wanted to help women get rid of their suppressed envy and “their neurotic desire to be equal”.

It was never really about women wanting to have a cock.

Oh and Sigmund Freud was a coke head, not sure if that has any bearing on some of his theories but worth a mention!


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trinket
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 3:17:42 AM

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Bianca618129 wrote:
At one point all women wish they where man to feel what they feel and fuck at anytime they want and when they wanta1089 but I mean wtf right having a pussy can be very useful too lol occasion5 so cheers


Sorry, that's not true. I've never wanted to be a man so I could have a cock. I would say I never wanted a cock of my own, but you know..... confused5

Mazza
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 3:23:38 AM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:


Slow roast it on a bed of potatoes?




Now, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! laughing6

Kimasa wrote:
But seriously…

Penis envy was just a Victorian label born from men’s inability, in that period of history, to fully understand why women wanted equality.

Penis envy was a Victorian theory, particularly of Sigmund Freud's in 1908 and was based on his study of women’s envy of men’s superior social position. Freud and his followers could only see woman in the image defined by Freud – inferior, childish, helpless, with no possibility of happiness unless she adjusted to being man’s passive object – they wanted to help women get rid of their suppressed envy and “their neurotic desire to be equal”.

It was never really about women wanting to have a cock.

Oh and Sigmund Freud was a coke head, not sure if that has any bearing on some of his theories but worth a mention!


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Milly
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 4:25:17 AM

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Not really, no.

But, I do see it's advantages with regards to say, peeing at a festival (or anywhere else that's inconvenient) you see most chaps just get it out by a fence or something.
pegasus2126
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 6:02:59 AM

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I have a cock, average size. Just wish I had someone else's that was a lot bigger
Mari84
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 6:03:31 AM

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Sure. But I never have a problem getting hold of one when I need it.
AbigailThornton
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 7:12:27 AM

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This question reminds me of the old joke that ends:

"My mum says girls are better than boys," Jane says.

"No, they're not," says Johnny pulling down his shorts, "You haven't got
one of these!"

Jane looks at him, raises her skirt, and pulls down her panties. "My mum says
that as long as I've got one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!!"

CleverFox
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 1:40:16 PM

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I would like to add to my earlier post about the girlfriend that liked to straddle me so my penis looked like it could be her penis.

She happened to be one of those people that always felt she got the short end of the stick(yes, I mean the pun) no matter what end of the stick she got.

To explain it another way, she always felt sorry for herself and was a constant party pooper.

I say this because after reading Kimasa's post about the Victorian Era Penis Envy that was this girlfriend's method of expressing her envy for anybody and everybody that wasn't her. It was just her way of being a bigger party pooper.
Brandi
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:50:01 PM

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crazydiamond wrote:


Really? Where do you live, 1950? dontknow


It seems like it sometimes. Most political figures of any importance are men (Congress, Presidents, Prime Ministers, Parliament, etc.) CEO's are men, Military Generals are men, Popes are men, etc.. Women are not seen as equals in many countries.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:21:50 PM

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Not since I realized I had one. And another one would really make my trousers look odd.
CleverFox
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 8:25:21 PM

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yourmisterdark wrote:
Not since I realized I had one. And another one would really make my trousers look odd.


I don't know, if I had second penis it may make my trousers look funny but I could double penetrate my girlfriend all by myself!
lilgirl1414
Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:05:24 PM

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Didn't particularly care or think about until the first time I wore a strap on...felt so powerful and understood how guys feel in a way lol..
and felt incredibly horny stroking that thick shaft between my legs mm
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 17, 2013 6:33:12 PM

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all the time
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 17, 2013 6:57:03 PM

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Yes. All the time
SweetCheeseknickers
Posted: Friday, May 17, 2013 7:04:18 PM

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Yes, for a variety of reasons.

Trees grow, flowers bloom.
I'm a creeper, BOOM.
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Friday, May 17, 2013 7:13:10 PM

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I've got three cocks. But I doubt you're talking about my roosters. *sigh*

But in all seriousness... I have access to one, pretty much whenever I want. I don't need to wish.

janet_haney
Posted: Friday, May 17, 2013 8:11:36 PM

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I have a bunch of them. All different colors and sizes and just as patient as I want them to be and never jealous.
Knead2No
Posted: Saturday, May 18, 2013 2:51:49 PM

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Yes and No. I love being a woman way too much to give that up. But I am immensely curious about how it feels on the guys end of things . . . If I could have a dick for a day I would. But no more than that.
eatme549
Posted: Tuesday, July 02, 2013 10:42:17 PM

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i have a pussy so that means i can have all the cock i want lolEmbarassed
Deepa96
Posted: Thursday, July 04, 2013 10:51:06 AM

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No. never
Buz
Posted: Thursday, July 04, 2013 10:58:02 AM

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You do know that they crow at the crack of dawn and wake you up, right?

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Amyyyyy
Posted: Thursday, July 04, 2013 2:29:54 PM

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I love being a woman and I love having a pussy but I'd love to have a cock for a day just to see what it's like! I'd obviously have a wank, wee standing up and have sex.
Thatgurl
Posted: Friday, July 05, 2013 9:28:29 PM

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If I had a cock it would always be hard. I think abt sex ALLLLL the time. glad I don't have it so I can hide my constant horniness
xLlama_
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 12:23:07 AM

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I'd pretty much face fuck every girl. I'd only ever think about it to see what it feels like for them.
xLlama_
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 12:23:17 AM

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I'd pretty much face fuck every girl. I'd only ever think about it to see what it feels like for them.
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