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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:37:00 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
Teach me to bray
And we'll roll in the hay
Like a man reduced to a plonky

You can spin on my tail
I doubt you will fail
I heard you are hung like a donkey

Or I'll mewl and I'll purr
Only calling you Sir
Hoping my itch will be scratched

I'll lay curled at your feet
Collared and sweet
Chain, table leg, latched

[ Sideboob ]




If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:36:12 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,130
Sideboob with your naughty peeking,
Hiding nipple from a tweaking:
Do you know my secret goal?
Just a glimpse of aureole.
You display your saucy curve
With elan, and grace, and verve,
But you would -- I love to think --
Enjoy giving up a glimpse of pink.
Sideboob, show a little pity,
And - smiling - show entire titty.

Horny.
crazydiamond
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 12:31:48 AM

Rank: Clever Gem

Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 2,285
Location: Exactly where I should be!, Canada
I know it sounds a lil' corny,
but you Sir, really, do make me horny.
With your shoulders there, all big and buff,
I bet you like to give it rough.
So bend me over and spank my booty,
faster, harder, I'm feeling fruity!

bunny

Challenge: face sitting

Iain69
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 12:41:40 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/19/2012
Posts: 175
Location: United Kingdom
Come over here, please race,
I need your fanny on my face,
Your delightful soaking gash,
I need on my mouth in a flash,
Hurry quickly, sit right here,
Cum on my face my darling dear!


Challenge: Double Penetration
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 1:25:39 AM

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Posts: 470,130
One cock, she said, is not enough.
I want one in mouth and one in muff.
Sliding slowly in and out
Make both my sets of lips to pout.
One cock for me to suck
While t'other one I can fuck.
The double pleasure of DP
And best of all the cost is free!

[Seduction]
trinket
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 5:53:03 AM

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Location: Nowhere near you, Australia
One look from you Sir and I'm on fire,
I'm hot, I'm wet, filled with desire.

You're sexy, seductive, so damn fine,
One look, you intoxicate me more than fine wine.

Looking so fucking sexy from your tie to your socks,
Makes me promise I'll always worship your cock.

There's no doubt I would pull my panties aside,
Jump you and take a hard and fast ride.

That sun that shines outa your cute little arse,
Makes me post on that thread, I would never 'pass'.

One look from you makes me weak at the knees,
Can I cum for you Sir? Please? Pretty please?


Challenge: A Kiss.



Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 9:34:02 AM

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Her lips will pout
And both stick out
So moist and soft and pink
And then such bliss
Will plant a kiss
Upon my cock, I think.

[challenge: 69]
crazydiamond
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 2:31:09 PM

Rank: Clever Gem

Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 2,285
Location: Exactly where I should be!, Canada
meh I've done that already in french and english!
shall i remind you all?

Sixty Nine

I suck yours
While you suck mine
This is known
As a sixty nine

It starts out well
A delicious sensation
You lick at my clit
I lose concentration

I'm selfish, I know it
I'm losing my mind
Your face in my cunt
My hips start to grind

So in this quick poem
There is just one moral
A girl can lose focus
When receiving good oral

OR

Soixante neuf

Je vous appartiens sucer
Alors que tu es à moi sucer
C'est ce qu'on appelle soixante neuf
Vous le savez?

Il commence bien
Une délicieuse sensation
Vous lécher mon clito
Je perds la concentration

Je suis égoïste, je le sais
Je perds mon esprit
Votre visage dans ma chatte
Mes hanches commencent à se frotter

Donc, dans ce poème rapide
Il ya juste une morale
Une fille peut perdre le focus
Lors de la réception d'une bonne orale


Challenge: SALIROMANIA

Note: Saliromaniacs like nothing more than dressing up for a night on the town, then getting all mucky.
The fetish primarily involves getting pleasure from smearing make-up, tousling hair, ripping clothes.
And then getting a cheeky legover, no doubt.


bunny


Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 10:38:25 PM

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Saliromania

She dresses so elegant,
Makeup perfectly in line;
She's wearing her pearls
With sequins that shine.
Her stockings cling
And her high heels got bling.
She's ready at nine.

After dinner he takes her
To his place for wine;
In a flash, he's grabbed her
And whispered "You're mine."
Hands in her hair, to the floor he does push
Rips up the hem to expose her pale tush
On her pussy to dine.

He likes her disheveled,
She wants that, too.
Both think it's the absolute
Best way to screw.
She claws his back with her nails
Gets them broken and bloody. It never fails
To excite them anew.

Now she lies ravished
Like a maiden that's raped
Clothes torn and dirty
With a wet pussy gaped
A laugh in her throat
Swollen little man in boat
And smiles knowing it's been videotaped.

[on her knees]
trinket
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 9:33:07 AM

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On Her Knees

She's on her knees
Kneeling over your face
She's begging you please
Lick at a very fast pace

Push her legs open wide
Yeah, that makes you grin
Pull her panties aside
And slide your tongue in

Give the tip of her clit
a little flick with your tongue
Reach up, pinch her tit,
Reach around, grab her bum.

You've made her so hot
She starts to shiver
She'll now blow her top
When you feel her pussy quiver.










crazydiamond
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 4:39:31 PM

Rank: Clever Gem

Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 2,285
Location: Exactly where I should be!, Canada
trinket wrote:
On Her Knees

She's on her knees
Kneeling over your face
She's begging you please
Lick at a very fast pace

Push her legs open wide
Yeah, that makes you grin
Pull her panties aside
And slide your tongue in

Give the tip of her clit
a little flick with your tongue
Reach up, pinch her tit,
Reach around, grab her bum.

You've made her so hot
She starts to shiver
She'll now blow her top
When you feel her pussy quiver.


Right- where's the challenge? You need to leave the next topic to rhyme.

Mazza
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:56:27 PM

Rank: Mazztastic

Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 2,840
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
No subject...

The letter I found said, "I don't love you no more."

"I'm sick at the sight of you, I'm using the door."

"I've had quite enough of our merry-go-round."

"I'm off to make love with a new one I found."

"Please don't try to reach me, I don't want to hear."

"I feel physically ill at the thought of you near."

"I've packed all my stuff and I've left both the rings."

"You can keep all the rest of our jointly-bought things."

"I've deleted you on Facebook, it is the best way."

"Goodbye and I'm sorry, that's all I can say."

Well, I looked at the letter, I glanced at the door.

I crumpled the paper, it dropped to the floor.

I stared into space then I started to cry

Body shaking, I wiped just one tear from my eye.

"Good riddance," I whispered, slumping back in my chair,

Already feeling better not having you there.

For years I'd wanted to tell you to go

But the time never right, I said nothing and so

I sit here relieved, with a smile on my face,

Your letter, though awful, a saving grace.



Next topic: things to do in a Lush outage...
Kinky_Becky
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:59:36 PM

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Location: Home, United States
When it alas became Ms Trinket's time
She forgot to leave a post to rhyme.
But then Crazy Diamond came along
To scold young Trinket for her wrong.

So the next time you give us the pleasure
Of poetic words we all can treasure
Don't forget what the next will need
And leave a idea to plant their seed.


[Ode to the vibrating egg]

Mazza
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 6:01:52 PM

Rank: Mazztastic

Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 2,840
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
Kinky_Becky wrote:
When it alas became Ms Trinket's time
She forgot to leave a post to rhyme.
But then Crazy Diamond came along
To scold young Trinket for her wrong.

So the next time you give us the pleasure
Of poetic words we all can treasure
Don't forget what the next will need
And leave a idea to plant their seed.


[Ode to the vibrating egg]


Okay, next topic should be:

Things to do in a lush outage with a vibrating egg

Ha ha ha
trinket
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 6:38:59 PM

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Location: Nowhere near you, Australia
crazydiamond wrote:


Right- where's the challenge? You need to leave the next topic to rhyme.


Dammit, I know I was supposed to. I remembered just after I hit send and then lush crashed. I couldn't get into the bloody thread to post it! Then I had to go to bed. dontknow


Okay, next topic should be:
[Ode to the vibrating egg]





Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013 5:54:27 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,130
Oh, little plastic ovoid sphere,
I'm so glad to find you here.
Device that gives a thousand sighs,
Nestled deep between my thighs.
You tingle, shake and you vibrate,
Give pleasure when I masturbate,
More than I ever could emote
Especially when He's got your remote.

[challenge: waking to find he's hard]
Highwayman
Posted: Tuesday, June 04, 2013 5:46:09 PM

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Posts: 1,498
Wow, I guess they prefer it limp.

‎"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde
Highwayman
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 8:40:26 PM

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Posts: 1,498
echo, Echo, ECHO.

‎"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible." --Wilde
adele
Posted: Friday, June 21, 2013 12:14:20 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,538
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
It's late at night
I'm horny as hell
I look to him
He says "oh well"

"A long hard day I've had
Not a thing went right
All I want to do is sleep
So sorry, but not tonight"

He turns around , back to me
A drink held in his hand
It will be the last I see of him
As he heads to la la land

I grab my phone
And call a friend
This act of his
Has become a trend

I go out and meet with her
We drink and talk and play
A room where we have some fun
Then head out on our way

He never even knew I left
And wakes up with his "wood"
Looks at me and gives a wink
"No thanks" I say, "I'm good."


chocolate

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
iamhereinthestateofo
Posted: Saturday, August 03, 2013 11:06:25 AM

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Posts: 5,473
Location: Berea, United States
adele wrote:
chocolate


It was after I walked into a house and
Heard a voice say, "No need to stand
Outside! Come on in! I'll be out
In a minute!", that I decided to play scout
And locate the source of that totally grand
Voice which I had just found in the bathroom
Upstairs that made my cock suddenly zoom
Straight up because I saw this beautiful ebony
Babe taking a shower and making me horny.

That made me step into the bathroom,
Take off my clothes and rub my huge and
Stiff cock before she saw what my hand
Was doing with my dick and grabbed a towel
Before she accused me of doing something foul.

But that was before she saw my dick being so grand
Which made her drop the towel and pump her
Fingers into her pussy and another set of fingers
Into her asshole before I touched her hips
And kissed her on those sweet chocolate lips.

And while I was licking that pussy with such pleasure,
She placed her hands on my head
And begged me to shove my dick into her instead.

That was when I turned her around and shoved my stick
So deep into her ass until it became about an inch thick.

Then, after she placed her hand on the side of my head
And said, "That's enough for my ass! Now, I want it
In my pussy! Yes! I really want you to fuck the shit
Out of me!", I turned her around and started sucking
On the nipples of her tits while I was rubbing
My dick again just to make sure that it
Was able to stay hard before I shoved the whole thing
So deep into her pussy that she began screaming
Her lungs out and a voice said, "Hey, Babe! Are you okay
In there?", which made her kick my ass out of the way,
Grab the towel and ran out of the bathroom before saying,
"I sure am, Babe! I really am okay! Why do you ask?"

And while he was about to explain such a task,
I got dressed, snuck out of the bathroom and went back
Outside in order to make sure he never kept any track
Of what his wife and I were doing behind our own personal masks.

As for the reason why I stepped into the house,
I wanted to let them know that I had finally caught the mouse
And will send them the bill after I took care of the next pest call.

skinny dipping
Plushbunny
Posted: Saturday, August 03, 2013 7:51:30 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/6/2012
Posts: 294
Location: Sydney, Australia
We stripped our clothes
And dashed right in
Moonlight shining on the bay
To try our luck at skinny dipping

We gazed at each other's bods
And held hands with some glee
But as our toes hit the edge
Something made us flee

The bloody water is too cold
My partner cried in fear
We scampered up the moonlit sand
"Not tonight my dear!"


My challenge: Sex in the park

" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
simply_sweet
Posted: Tuesday, August 06, 2013 8:29:15 AM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,050
Location: IL, United States
Running, chasing, teasing play
Sparkling eyes filled with cheer
Laughing, smiling, looks away
Only nature finds us here

Find a hill where none can see
Tumble down upon your chest
Twisted together; you and me
Catch our breath, we take a rest

Looking up, I see the lust
Shining from your hazel eyes
Dripping wet, I might combust
As you settle between my thighs

Thrusting, moaning, oh so close
Starlight hits us in the dark
''Fuck yes!'' cried out, non-morose
Once again, sex in a park ;)


New topic: Cheesy background music during sex


iamhereinthestateofo
Posted: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:58:14 AM

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Location: Berea, United States
simply_sweet wrote:
New topic: Cheesy background music during sex


What kind of cheesy background music are we talking about here?

Just wanted to know.
splodger
Posted: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 12:18:37 PM

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Joined: 8/2/2013
Posts: 164
Location: United Kingdom
Oh darling Grace
I love your face
I love you in your nightie
I love you when the
moon flits over your tits
Oh Jesus Christ Almighty.

There was a young boy called Shawn
who wished he had never been born
and he wouldn't have been
if his father had seen
the end of his condom was torn.
Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 12:33:55 PM

Rank: Mazztastic

Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 2,840
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
simply_sweet wrote:
New topic: Cheesy background music during sex


So, getting the thread back on track...

I once dated a guy, I'm embarrassed to say,
Who looked rather more bear than man.
His chest hair was thick, but then so was his dick,
And I soon found that I was quite a fan.

I didn't mind too much, of the jewellery he wore,
Though when fucking, his medallion would hit me.
But the one thing that drove me quite insane
Was he could only 'perform' to a medley.

He'd put on a CD as he sprayed his cologne
Then he'd crank it 'til it was quite a din.
I found it so hard just to keep a straight face
As 'Boom Chica Wow Wow' kicked in.

He looked like a porn star, was hung like a horse
And his technique was second to none.
But the sound so distracted and put me off guard
That when with him, I never could cum.


Next Challenge:

When you get caught whilst Lushing...
crazydiamond
Posted: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 12:52:47 PM

Rank: Clever Gem

Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 2,285
Location: Exactly where I should be!, Canada
Mazza wrote:


So, getting the thread back on track...

I once dated a guy, I'm embarrassed to say,
Who looked rather more bear than man.
His chest hair was thick, but then so was his dick,
And I soon found that I was quite a fan.

I didn't mind too much, of the jewellery he wore,
Though when fucking, his medallion would hit me.
But the one thing that drove me quite insane
Was he could only 'perform' to a medley.

He'd put on a CD as he sprayed his cologne
Then he'd crank it 'til it was quite a din.
I found it so hard just to keep a straight face
As 'Boom Chica Wow Wow' kicked in.

He looked like a porn star, was hung like a horse
And his technique was second to none.
But the sound so distracted and put me off guard
That when with him, I never could cum.


Next Challenge:

When you get caught whilst Lushing...


One too many times
It has nearly occured
I'm a well, honoured pro
It should be unheard!

But one time and again,
I forgot what I was doing
And nearly got caught
Overzealous internet cooing!

He walked in like a ninja,
Questioning my look
And I quickly stated
Ha ha, I'm on Facebook.

Next Challenge, Meeting a lushie

simply_sweet
Posted: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 3:06:06 PM

Rank: Story Verifier

Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,050
Location: IL, United States
crazydiamond wrote:


One too many times
It has nearly occured
I'm a well, honoured pro
It should be unheard!

But one time and again,
I forgot what I was doing
And nearly got caught
Overzealous internet cooing!

He walked in like a ninja,
Questioning my look
And I quickly stated
Ha ha, I'm on Facebook.

Next Challenge, Meeting a lushie




My heartbeat races like a horse.
My pulse thumping like a drum.
Why? Waiting for you to show of course,
Waiting for you to finally come.

What will you look like?
What will you wear?
Oh, do I look nice?
Will you even care?

We've known each other so long,
It feels kind of like fate
How could this ever go wrong?
It's not like it's a date!

I see you walking towards me,
Your eyes light up, and you grin.
I run and hug you happily,
''Not bad at all'', I say within.


Next topic: Sex with your best friend



iamhereinthestateofo
Posted: Sunday, August 18, 2013 5:28:53 PM

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Joined: 7/5/2013
Posts: 5,473
Location: Berea, United States
simply_sweet wrote:
Sex with your best friend


There is this girl named Michelle McCool
Who I had been best friends with since high school.

And it is true that she does have a hot
Bod but our friendship forced us to not
Go to the next level and become so uncool.

But that was before Michelle came over
To my place on a Sunday afternoon and offered
To take me to Red Lobster for lunch which I had
Said 'yes' and asked her to stay inside my pad
And wait for me while I went to take a shower.

But after I dried myself off after that shower,
I wrapped the towel around me before I saw her
Sitting naked on the sofa in the living room.

And when I saw her body, my dick went zoom
Into attention so fast before she smiled with her
Hand on her hip and I said, "You're trying to
Trick me into fucking the living shit out of you.
Am I right?", which made Michelle get up and
Walk over to me with three large strands
Before she pulled off my towel and said, "So true."

And while she was sucking on my stiff cock,
I heard the watch on her wrist going tick and tock
Like it was telling me to go ahead and stop the itch
By slamming my large dick into the butt of the bitch
And show her how her best friend really does rock
The scene of fucking babes without any cameras around.

And so, after we laid ourselves down on the ground
And I popped out my cock, I rolled Michelle over and
Shoved my dick into her ass with such mighty strands
Before she begged us to go directly into the next round.

After all that, we decided not to go out anyway.

Next topic: Ancient Rome
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 11:31:56 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,130
Ancient Rome

In Ancient Rome,
we were left for dead,
My sweet sister and I.
A gladiator found,
where we are,
by an olive tree,
The rays of sun,
scorching our eyes.

The gladiator stopped,
determined to help,
bringing us back to life.
With his loving hands,
and his loving touch,
he gave us his very life.

As we grew up,
fast and strong,
Forgetting the past and our strife.
Soon we left,
his caring home,
determined to get by.

Never once,
We will ever forget,
the kindness he bestowed,
or any of his sacrifice.
A stranger, a gladiator,
from Ancient Rome,
was able to heal,
my sweet sister and I.

continue: 'Love is... Lust is...'
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 4:24:56 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 470,130
Love's a word
Too often heard
It scarcely has meaning
Or so I have heard.

Lust's a word too
A "how do you do?!"
But what is its meaning?
Beyond a great screw?


Next: Love is a pair....
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