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Kinky_Becky
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 6:11:20 PM

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This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says:

"Hi, I’m Freddy. I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?"

The man, slightly amused calls down his daughter and the two leave. A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid standing there says:

"Hi, I’m Jim. I’m here to see Kim. We’re gonna go for a swim. Can I come in?"

The guy, now perplexed, says yes and the two take off. Few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father answers. A kid standing there says:

"Hi, I’m Joe. I’m here to pick up Flo. We’re gonna go to the show. Can she go?"

The man, now kind of annoyed says yes and the two depart. Sure enough, after few minutes later the door rings and the father answers. A kid standing there says:
"Hi, I’m Chuck..."

and the father shot the little fucker.

Emerys
Posted: Saturday, June 29, 2013 12:18:12 PM

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I must have the most awful sense of humor because I thought this was hilarious.


(I personally would have switched "shot" to "punched", though).

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