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Kinky_Becky
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 6:39:18 PM

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A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her and said, "Honey, before you leave, please let me explain."

The wife stopped to listen. He continued, "I was driving along the highway, and I saw this young girl looking very tired and bedraggled, so I offered her a lift. She was also hungry, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef in the refrigerator which you didn't like. She was wearing some much worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of your shoes which you'd discarded simply because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday - the one you never wore because the colours didn't suit you. Her slacks were torn, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but much too small for you now."

The wife seemed to have no problem with any of this, but still needed just one question to be answered. "That's all fine and good," she said, "but why did I find you both in our bed with no clothes on?" The husband replied, "Well, that's simple... see, as she was about to leave the house, she turned to me and asked, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?"

stelmaria
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:54:56 PM

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lol oh... that's rough.

Emerys
Posted: Saturday, June 29, 2013 12:13:03 PM

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Haha.

danny101
Posted: Tuesday, July 02, 2013 12:43:23 AM

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ladies, fuck you man for as long as he is around. that way his cock in being used and no one else can have a turn lol. j/k

my witty cum-back is on its way
bill11
Posted: Sunday, July 14, 2013 11:33:47 AM

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Kinky, that was cute, like it!!
Frank
Posted: Tuesday, July 16, 2013 7:33:27 AM

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MrLongLasting
Posted: Tuesday, July 16, 2013 12:36:48 PM

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Kinky_Becky wrote:
A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her and said, "Honey, before you leave, please let me explain."

The wife stopped to listen. He continued, "I was driving along the highway, and I saw this young girl looking very tired and bedraggled, so I offered her a lift. She was also hungry, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef in the refrigerator which you didn't like. She was wearing some much worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of your shoes which you'd discarded simply because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday - the one you never wore because the colours didn't suit you. Her slacks were torn, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but much too small for you now."

The wife seemed to have no problem with any of this, but still needed just one question to be answered. "That's all fine and good," she said, "but why did I find you both in our bed with no clothes on?" The husband replied, "Well, that's simple... see, as she was about to leave the house, she turned to me and asked, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?"


Bravo!!!!!!!!!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 18, 2013 2:41:43 AM

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very good and sadly true
Guest
Posted: Monday, August 19, 2013 7:05:24 PM

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That was great! There are so many women who need a slap upside there head for not taking care of their man. Loved it!
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