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Kinky_Becky
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 6:56:34 PM

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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only couto four, but I
counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
'Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? a, b, c, d, e,f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these! !" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."

applegenie
Posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013 9:10:48 AM

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Finally, a blonde joke I haven't heard before.

love it!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013 10:46:55 AM

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Thanx for my morning laugh.
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013 10:53:11 AM

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I'm with Applegnie, I haven't heard this one before. It made me laugh. Though most blonde jokes do. Thanks for sharing!

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