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BlueEyedBelle
Posted: Monday, May 13, 2013 4:36:47 PM

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I've seen this doing the round on facebook today, really made me laugh. The post I saw credited it to Pam Ayres, but according to her twitter feed she didn't write it. I thought I'd share it with the wonderful world of Lush.


The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey
Metilda
Posted: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 11:36:29 PM

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roflmao

Oh my God that's hysterical.

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DarkSide
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 5:04:46 AM

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Metilda wrote:
roflmao

Oh my God that's hysterical.


What's hysterical is that I used to Live in Shepton Mallet - lol lol lol

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal.
DontHaveASexyCliche
Posted: Saturday, June 29, 2013 11:32:28 PM

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That's awesome
kinkitten
Posted: Friday, July 05, 2013 5:52:02 AM

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sexkitten9991
Posted: Monday, November 04, 2013 1:07:52 AM

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Lmao!
vines
Posted: Monday, November 04, 2013 5:50:39 AM

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Lol good stuff. The dude that wrote that must be a beast.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 09, 2013 10:57:41 AM

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Hahaha.. interesting, astonishing piece of work. laughing3 hello1
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Posted: Saturday, November 09, 2013 10:02:54 PM

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Amazing a perfect representation of piece of art and best novel to read..Pour Wine My 2 cents

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