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Poppet
Posted: Friday, May 17, 2013 6:53:22 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,259
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
Jizz in customers food.

pj2012
Posted: Friday, May 17, 2013 9:43:37 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/28/2012
Posts: 171
Location: Canada
Kick the CEO in the ass
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 17, 2013 10:25:23 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,771
Kick the CEO's wife.
naughtyannie
Posted: Friday, May 17, 2013 11:44:39 PM

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Joined: 6/8/2011
Posts: 1,404
Location: London, United Kingdom
Leave a used tampon in the boss's coffee cup.

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 19, 2013 2:42:55 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,771
Masturbate under the desk whilst in a meeting with your boss
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 19, 2013 7:01:46 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,771
never call your boss the correct name
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, May 19, 2013 5:41:26 PM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,259
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
Organize a raid to get all the staff arrested for drug use.

Americanheart
Posted: Sunday, May 19, 2013 9:53:55 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 8,853
Location: Frozen, United States
Pee in the boss's coffee while he is not looking

DikDango
Posted: Monday, May 20, 2013 4:13:53 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/13/2013
Posts: 765
Location: United Kingdom
Queef the national anthem in a meeting

Poppet
Posted: Monday, May 20, 2013 12:15:50 PM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,259
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
Run through the work place, screaming fire, every day until fired.

Guest
Posted: Monday, May 20, 2013 7:03:11 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,771
slap your boss on the arse every time you talk to him/her
EDWolfe
Posted: Monday, May 20, 2013 10:33:34 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/5/2013
Posts: 1,033
Location: United States
Take a moment every hour to flash your boss and your coworkers.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 2:09:41 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,771
urinate in the sodas
DikDango
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 8:31:06 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/13/2013
Posts: 765
Location: United Kingdom
Visit the toilet every 5 minutes

Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 5:57:37 PM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,259
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
Walk around mimicking your boss in a posh, prissy accent.

pj2012
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 8:46:36 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/28/2012
Posts: 171
Location: Canada
key up the intercom system and cut a 20 second fart
HotMsAnna
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 10:24:46 AM

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Joined: 12/14/2010
Posts: 104
use X-ray glasses to see your boss' wife naked.

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EDWolfe
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 11:52:14 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/5/2013
Posts: 1,033
Location: United States
Yawn repeatedly when your customers complain to you. When asked, tell them that they bore you.
Poppet
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 4:28:50 PM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,259
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
Fake zipping up someone's fly, and grope them when doing so.

Poppet
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 12:50:35 PM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,259
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
Answer the phones as if you worked for a phone sex service.

hornyirishman
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 5:04:59 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/19/2012
Posts: 1,362
Location: Where the ladies live, United States
Belch loudly whenever walking into your bosses office.

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littlebitnaughty
Posted: Saturday, May 25, 2013 4:06:38 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/10/2012
Posts: 506
Location: in a play house :D, United Kingdom
Clap continuously right in the bosses face, ever time someone says a certain word
hornyirishman
Posted: Saturday, May 25, 2013 4:53:08 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/19/2012
Posts: 1,362
Location: Where the ladies live, United States
Do a shot of tequila every time someone says "increase revenue" during a sales meeting.

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Poppet
Posted: Sunday, May 26, 2013 8:36:48 AM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,259
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
Egg all the employee's cars.

Chrissy123
Posted: Sunday, May 26, 2013 8:53:07 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 7/9/2012
Posts: 3,086
Location: In my bed waiting for you!, United States
Fuck the boss's son in the conference room

Poppet
Posted: Monday, May 27, 2013 8:20:41 AM

Rank: Sweetest Cricket

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 5,259
Location: You Inspire Me, United States
Glue everyone to their seats and set off the fire alarms.

Chrissy123
Posted: Monday, May 27, 2013 9:10:26 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 7/9/2012
Posts: 3,086
Location: In my bed waiting for you!, United States
Hop around like a bunny wherever you have to go

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 8:11:37 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,771
Invite your bosses daughter over for an all girl orgy
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 1:07:22 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/6/2013
Posts: 1,520
Location: United States
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 2:18:17 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 537,771
Knit a scarf with the boss's girlfriends name on it and mail it to his wife accidentally
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