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theecreamer
Posted: Friday, January 11, 2013 6:22:11 AM

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Location: lusaka, Zambia
overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, January 11, 2013 6:22:43 AM

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Joined: 6/8/2010
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Location: United Kingdom
16 - you're not even running out of steam are you

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Guest
Posted: Friday, January 11, 2013 6:46:13 AM

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I fuck someone
Dudealicious
Posted: Friday, January 11, 2013 4:44:32 PM

Rank: Wise Ass

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,413
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
overmykneenow wrote:
16 - you're not even running out of steam are you


I see 10 Shhh

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Magical_felix
Posted: Friday, January 11, 2013 5:05:59 PM

Rank: Wild at Heart

Joined: 4/3/2010
Posts: 4,908
Location: California
I masturbate, what do you think I do




Gosh!




Guest
Posted: Friday, January 11, 2013 5:11:15 PM

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Dudealicious wrote:


I see 10 Shhh


HaHa I know what Dude does.


Dudealicious
Posted: Friday, January 11, 2013 6:08:15 PM

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Location: The center of the universe, Canada
kinkygirl wrote:


HaHa I know what Dude does.




Shhhhhhh Embarassed

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Friday, January 11, 2013 6:50:47 PM

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Joined: 7/19/2011
Posts: 1,302
Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
kinkygirl wrote:

HaHa I know what Dude does.





evil4

MissyLuvsYa
Posted: Friday, January 11, 2013 11:03:48 PM

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Joined: 3/12/2011
Posts: 543
Location: somewhere on the coast, United States
kinkygirl wrote:


HaHa I know what Dude does.




Too funny!
pixiedust65
Posted: Thursday, January 17, 2013 3:17:47 PM

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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 347
Location: Over the Rainbow, Canada
kinkygirl wrote:


HaHa I know what Dude does.






Busted!!!! confused5

SexyBaby1
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 1:41:19 PM

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Location: Whitehaven, United Kingdom
use toys

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 1:44:03 PM

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What do you do when you really need to shit and need a toilet?!?!?!?!?! (rolling eyes)
oldhound
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 2:40:56 PM

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Hurumph and bring standard, well worn porn site up.
Marknlil
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 3:30:05 PM

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Joined: 2/6/2013
Posts: 8
Location: United States
I take it to my personal friend, my hand and some good lotion. I also come here to get ready.
Works in a pinch..
Leiza350
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 3:46:18 PM

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Location: ft myers, United States
sign10 I go get what I need.......
SittingBallerina
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 5:04:29 PM

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Posts: 2,450
Location: Under The Bright Lights, United States
MissyLuvsYa wrote:


Too funny!


Haha. Perf.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 6:32:48 PM

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find a really naughty story..start chatting with someone who talks dirty.. start touching my clit and masterbate unt i i reach a screaming orgasm..
oldhound
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 6:55:48 PM

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Thanks for the mental image sunflower lol
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 10:31:36 PM

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Fuck myself
Guest
Posted: Monday, May 13, 2013 5:05:49 AM

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masturbate.
Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Monday, May 13, 2013 5:41:11 AM

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Location: In my mind, Australia
If my fuck buddy is unable to fuck me (he has kids) well I got my good old hand and an imagination.

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Jack_42
Posted: Monday, May 13, 2013 7:27:24 AM

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Location: Prague, Czech Republic
Well I make a cup of tea of course.
sexyeyes37
Posted: Monday, May 13, 2013 3:10:31 PM

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Joined: 3/13/2012
Posts: 601
Location: United Kingdom
Get one of my toys out..

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angelaslater
Posted: Monday, May 13, 2013 10:45:59 PM

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Joined: 6/14/2010
Posts: 164
Location: uk, United Kingdom
I find somewhere really secluded and slide my hand down my trousers or skirt (only 1 button undone incase an unwanted passer by appears) until I can get home to my lurver!
evie_j
Posted: Tuesday, May 14, 2013 9:18:44 AM

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Location: United States
Find someone to fuck, if possible. If not I'll take care of myself.
SueBrasil
Posted: Tuesday, May 14, 2013 11:40:02 AM

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Location: Brazil
he's always there when I need him :)
BelleduJour
Posted: Tuesday, May 14, 2013 4:39:33 PM

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Posts: 1,509
Location: Canada
dio mio angry7

Sexi_Lexi
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 7:18:02 PM

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Posts: 71
Location: In your pants ;), France
Call up my boyfriend and tell him he better show up at my house naked
shawnababy
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 8:48:29 PM

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Location: United States
I make a booty call and usually the first guy I call shows up because he knows I might not call again if he doesn't.
DazzlingLove
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 10:16:07 AM

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