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nicola
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 7:37:12 PM

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It's time to see who can attention whore it up the most, and get the greatest number of unique profile views in the month of June.

$100 is at stake as the prize.

The rules are simple, the person with the most unique profile views in June, will win. The stats are recorded in our server logs, and only unique views count (so there's no point spending all day pressing F5 on your browser, or asking friends to pop on by daily evil4).

You have 1 week to get your strategies organised, and then the competition will begin.

Good luck!



EDIT: It seems people weren't quite getting that it's UNIQUE pageviews, that means 1 person visiting your profile or 1 million times, your unique pageview count will only increment by 1.
sprite
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 9:00:35 PM

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nicola
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 9:22:10 PM

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evil4 I'll be running a book...book

The smart money is on summerjones! sunny

sprite
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 9:34:56 PM

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nicola wrote:
evil4 I'll be running a book...book

The smart money is on summerjones! sunny



yep - i'm backing Summer. that girl's going to get double the hits of her nearest competitor. in fact, i'm going to ask her if i can manage her PR blitz :)

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 10:07:10 PM

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sprite wrote:


yep - i'm backing Summer. that girl's going to get double the hits of her nearest competitor. in fact, i'm going to ask her if i can manage her PR blitz :)


The last person you "helped" in this competition, had a nervous breakdown and was never seen again. I think she'll do just fine!
sprite
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 10:15:57 PM

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nicola wrote:


The last person you "helped" in this competition, had a nervous breakdown and was never seen again.


umm... coincidence, i swear!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 10:31:01 PM

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They ended up in psychiatric care!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 10:38:41 PM

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nicola wrote:

The smart money is on summerjones! sunny



You might as well just give her the money and badge now...


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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 10:55:47 PM

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Is there a root vegetable for second prize? I nominate a beetroot

Come on peeps, start checking my profile. If there is a root to be won, I want it!

Ok the money would be good too!
naughtyannie
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 11:26:06 PM

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I'm rooting for you, babe!

Parsnips make me drool ;)

But it's the wee badge that I want...

Click on the link below to visit my profile page, for award-winning filthy stories and arousing pics. Go on, it's just one click.

You know you want to...

http://www.lushstories.com/naughtyannie

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 11:30:23 PM

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trinket wrote:
Is there a root vegetable for second prize? I nominate a beetroot



Yeah, I was just wondering if there was going to be any sort of third prize myself...




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DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 11:30:24 PM

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trinket wrote:
Is there a root vegetable for second prize? I nominate a beetroot



Yeah, I was just wondering if there was going to be any sort of third prize myself...




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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 11:34:59 PM

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naughtyannie wrote:
I'm rooting for you, babe!

Parsnips make me drool ;)

But it's the wee badge that I want...



Wait! what? are you competing against me? nooooooo Quick everyone, run to my profile!
simplyjohn
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:30:46 AM

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nicola wrote:
evil4 I'll be running a book...book

The smart money is on summerjones! sunny



Because you posted that I simply had to look so if others get curious like me then yes I bet she does win ...

T .. I did look at yours too .. I promise I did ..
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:47:57 AM

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nicola wrote:
evil4 I'll be running a book...book

The smart money is on summerjones! sunny



HEY! That's not fair! Announcing the winner even before the competition has started! I think that competitor should be disqualified on the grounds of favouritism.

p.s. ok if you read this, please come take a look at my profile.. :D

CLICK HERE FOR TRINKET'S PROFILE


Liz
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 2:05:47 AM

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lightheart
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 2:32:58 AM

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trinket wrote:


HEY! That's not fair! Announcing the winner even before the competition has started! I think that competitor should be disqualified on the grounds of favouritism.

p.s. ok if you read this, please come take a look at my profile.. :D

CLICK HERE FOR TRINKET'S PROFILE




Hugs Pour Wine Boo hoo!My 2 cents for you as i have clicked your profile *TRINket* .....i am sure you will win,i have no chance, so can we sharePray 588-rolleyes the prize pls952-67 plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:03:03 AM

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stargazing wrote:


Hugs Pour Wine Boo hoo!My 2 cents for you as i have clicked your profile *TRINket* .....i am sure you will win,i have no chance, so can we sharePray 588-rolleyes the prize pls952-67 plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


Hey I clicked too. I will share your prize too Whistle
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 5:47:31 AM

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DirtyMartini wrote:


Yeah, I was just wondering if there was going to be any sort of third prize myself...




I think I've seen enough spuds around Lush to last me a lifetime Mr Martini, ..... and don't push it.... we're still trying to get the betroot. Don't want to ask for too much at once.


CLICK HERE TO JUMP TO TRINKET'S PROFILE


clum
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:05:01 AM

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The hilarious ideas have started forming in my mind, not that a male is EVER going to win this. Alas, I can't afford not to try.

Every day is a school day.
crazydiamond
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:41:51 AM

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clum wrote:
The hilarious ideas have started forming in my mind, not that a male is EVER going to win this. Alas, I can't afford not to try.


oh i'll do my damndest to see you win! Let the branding begin x

Coco
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:43:10 AM

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trinket wrote:


HEY! That's not fair! Announcing the winner even before the competition has started! I think that competitor should be disqualified on the grounds of favouritism.

p.s. ok if you read this, please come take a look at my profile.. :D

CLICK HERE FOR TRINKET'S PROFILE




Little early...

scarlet
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:05:53 AM

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I have a feeling June is going to be a month with a lots of stories! But seriously I love this competition! Good Luck to everyone!
DikDango
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:30:02 AM

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Ha no chance of me winning either competition, maybe I can have a prize if I can get a story published.

Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:31:40 AM

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cocokisses wrote:


Little early...


Not necessarily....could be a strategic move
clum
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:52:03 AM

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Actually, this will be interesting with the competition still going on, too. The winner will surely get a big boost in views. Lots to think about here.

Every day is a school day.
overmykneenow
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 8:31:45 AM

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clum wrote:
The hilarious ideas have started forming in my mind, not that a male is EVER going to win this. Alas, I can't afford not to try.


The most visited profile on the site is a male, Reeb - that is until Dancing_Doll takes that title in the next couple of months or so and goes on to be the first to break 1/4 million views

Pointless lush stat of the day: 122 profile views - the point where there are more lush women than lush men.

Male Lush users: 123,161
Female Lush users: 57,671

Male lush users with 122 profile views or more: 16,246
Female lush users with 122 profile views or more: 16,258



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ginger86
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:21:00 AM

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i see hiddentalent wants to compete. lol




HiddenTalent
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:23:48 PM

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Doesn't matter what I do Ginger, I won't be able to compete with you..

Mazza
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:35:50 PM

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Don't think I'll be trying for this one, but I shall enjoy watching it progress :)
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