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WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 11:19:40 AM

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Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,210
Location: Cakeland, United States
With the many regions of the world well represented at Lush...How many different ways can we tell or suggest someone to:

buzz off
get lost
'why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?'

One more, before I forget: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."


I'm eager to read how the Brits, Aussies, Canucks & the other heathen tribes (Bostonians, Czechs & The Dutch - for example) throw their eloquence at the annoyances we all sometimes encounter.

If I failed to mention your particular bassackwards nation or city-state, kindly go fuck yourself, and just give us the straight shit. clown


commence...

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
sprite
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 11:27:57 AM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness

Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 13,657
Location: My Tower, United States
Bite me.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 11:31:56 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
In Prague, you could say " Vyser si voko!" Czech is a delightful language in which the word "peehat" means the act of fucking :)
Mazza
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 11:54:03 AM

Rank: Mazztastic

Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 2,854
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
Get tae fuck

Away an fuck yersel, ya cunty bawed basturt

Get it right up ye

Sixstone
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 11:57:11 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 1/19/2013
Posts: 60
Location: Canada
I prefer "Would you kindly go and fuck 31 flavors of off?"
Dani
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:09:06 PM

Rank: Penguin Wrangler

Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 4,042
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Off is the general direction in which I'd like you to fuck.



We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a little looney. And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV.

latinfoxy
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:21:02 PM

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Joined: 4/5/2011
Posts: 816
Location: Here
Vete a la mierda grandisimo hijo de puta
vete a que te coja un burro
Anda a comer mierda
overmykneenow
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:21:09 PM

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Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 966
Location: United Kingdom
I think you need to join the far queue

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Why not read some stories instead
She
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:24:08 PM

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Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 2,052
Location: Europe
I can be realy mean.
I just look at the person and say: Please.


Edit: or if you want sinonim: Dej spizdi.
xXMister_TXx
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:38:10 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/16/2012
Posts: 111
Location: Germany
some examples in german:

fick dich!
verpiss dich!
hau ab!
zieh leine!
verschwinde!
Underated61
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:07:54 PM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 1/30/2013
Posts: 6
Location: South Africa
Fok of jou poes. South African Afrikaans. Fuck off you puss
principessa
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 2:53:12 PM

Rank: Sophisticate

Joined: 8/23/2011
Posts: 3,897
Location: Canada
Mange la merde. (Quebecois)

Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 2:58:49 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
I think the Scots are best at this:

Awa an bile yer heid.
Go fuck yer maw.
Fuck off, or I'll kick your cunt in.

Too many more to mention, really.

Hey, Mazz, a friend of mine used to say "get it up ye", but now she's shortened it to "upyi".

Noo fuck aff, ya divs.
Naughtygrl73
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:26:17 PM

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Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 1,340
Location: The Naughty Mansion, Australia
Just piss off

nicola
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 4:32:32 PM

Rank: Matriarch

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 24,873
Location: Sydney, Australia
principessa wrote:
Mange la merde. (Quebecois)


laughing9

I think Canada and I'd get along. My French is pretty much fluent.
aldenbradley
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:31:22 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 3/22/2013
Posts: 57
Location: Willo\'theWhist Hollow, TN, United States
Y'all need to tend to all whats yerins (pronounced "urines").

Alden Bradley

The zenith of sensuality occurs in sensitivity.
Caring matters more than achieving gratification.
popyourcherry
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 4:08:03 AM

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Posts: 1,146
go and play in the traffic
popyourcherry
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 4:23:58 AM

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one of my past encounters with a fiery italian girl, who used to scream, "vaffanculo", but she always made it sound very cute and arosing
Tashtego
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 2:56:28 PM

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Joined: 1/21/2013
Posts: 45
Location: New York City, United States
Go hump somebody else's leg.
CleverFox
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 9:17:55 PM

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Joined: 1/25/2012
Posts: 463
Location: United States
Mazza wrote:
Get tae fuck

Away an fuck yersel, ya cunty bawed basturt

Get it right up ye



Oh Maz Za, there is something about a women swearing with a Scottish accent that turns me on.

I had a Ukrainian girlfriend that told me in the USSR the insult used was "Go fuck your mother!" I can't remember the actual words in Russian.
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 9:31:29 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
If I was a man, my favorite would be "I know! Lets play FUCK OFF, you can go first--winner sucks my balls" director
But I'm Lady Embarassed
vampiric_demigod
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 10:51:03 PM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 4
Location: New Delhi, India
'Maa Chudao'

It basically means fuck off but literal meaning is go get your mom fucked implying thereby that you are a pimp and your mother is a whore :|
MasterJonathan
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 11:28:28 PM

Rank: Gentleman Master

Joined: 3/6/2013
Posts: 1,049
Location: God's Deep Freezer, United States
Well I find that any comment I would make would make Me less of a gentleman than I am trying to be. So in order to REALLY piss off the offender, I just turn My back and ignore them! (It drives them crazy when they can't get My hackles up!)

Guest
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 11:55:30 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
Sorry but I can not be that mean. If you don't want to talk to someone or want them around there is always a nice way to let someone know. No reason to be rude.
Jack_42
Posted: Saturday, May 25, 2013 12:54:21 AM

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Joined: 8/21/2009
Posts: 978
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
The most frequently used in my opinion in the UK is 'fuck off' or 'piss off' but to be brutally frank to actually say it to someone would depend on the situation. For example in my home town on a Friday night in a pub unless you were accompanied by about 10 friends or you had a Phd in Karate or some similar skill you would be well advised not say anything.
crazydiamond
Posted: Saturday, May 25, 2013 1:14:34 AM

Rank: Clever Gem

Joined: 7/17/2011
Posts: 2,285
Location: Exactly where I should be!, Canada
It takes one hell of a lot to make me that angry.
If I am that angry, I have no words.
Lets not forget the humble finger. bunny



WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, May 25, 2013 1:18:27 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,210
Location: Cakeland, United States
Go jump in a lake...

Take a flying leap...

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Mysteria27
Posted: Sunday, May 26, 2013 4:43:14 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/3/2013
Posts: 829
Location: Somewhere in the USA, United States
Fuck off
Piss off
Go away
Take a long walk off a short pier
Don't get your panties in an uproar
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 26, 2013 4:49:28 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 472,793
Rev up and fuck off

Go on and run to fuck

Get the fuck awa fae me. This one probably makes no sense unless you're scottish
angeldust
Posted: Sunday, May 26, 2013 6:08:11 AM

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Joined: 1/21/2012
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Location: United States
Eat Shit and Choke on it
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