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Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 7:00:22 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
With the many regions of the world well represented at Lush...How many different ways can we tell or suggest someone to:

buzz off
get lost
'why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?'

One more, before I forget: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."

I'm eager to read how the Brits, Aussies, Canucks & the other heathen tribes (Bostonians, Czechs & The Dutch - for example) throw their eloquence at the annoyances we all sometimes encounter.

If I failed to mention your particular bassackwards nation or city-state, kindly go fuck yourself, and just give us the straight shit. clown


A couple of my favorites... eat shit and die...don't let the door hit your ass on your way out...FUCK OFF............Go find someone who carescrybaby

Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:52:53 PM

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fuck you.....no really Fuck You...........FUCK..........YOU
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 9:03:40 PM

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Go Scratch !
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:35:56 PM

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Blocked you , you fuck. angel7

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Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 7:13:09 PM

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Don't go away mad, just go away
Come back when you can't stay so long
When you get home, I hope your mom crawls out from under the porch and bites you
Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 7:33:31 PM

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Go an' take a flyin' fuck tae yersel'. (and if you're extra angry, you can add the c-word to the end)
Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 8:04:24 PM

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Since I don't have a dick ..suck my big toe

Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 8:30:05 PM

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Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 10:04:49 PM

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I always like the term
"Go forth & fornicate"
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:10:34 AM

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Go play in the highway
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 6:10:58 PM

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pound sand

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 1:36:34 AM

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Get nicked mate. :)

Erotic Barbie xx
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 2:08:51 AM

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Take a flying fuck in a rolling donut
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 2:59:32 AM

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"Suck it."
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 5:25:45 AM

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PersonalAssistant wrote:
Blocked you , you fuck. angel7

THIS! I love it kekekegay

Fuck off you fuck!
piss off you dumb fuck.
Piss off

Posted: Thursday, June 06, 2013 5:33:07 AM

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I rolled about laughing when I heard "go suck a fuck!" in Donnie Darko.
Posted: Thursday, June 06, 2013 7:16:18 AM

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The worst thing anyone ever said to me as he left the argument was ''I hope you get cancer.''
Posted: Thursday, June 06, 2013 12:34:07 PM

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Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
Go pick shit with the hens.
Do like the birds and flock off.
Chuck you, Farley.
Go play in traffic.
Go juggle chainsaws.
That's nice.
FOCUS (Fuck Off Cause Ur Stupid)

And then I have a tendency to make up my own. :)

Posted: Thursday, June 06, 2013 1:05:19 PM

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Holding up three fingers with your middle finger in the middle, say "Read between the lines."
Then there's Pig Latin, "Uckfay Offay."
"Kiss my grits."

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Posted: Friday, August 02, 2013 10:54:14 PM

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Lets play a game of hide and fuck yourself!
Posted: Friday, August 02, 2013 11:40:07 PM

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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

In other words, would you please fuck off!

Sincerely yours, SereneProdigy

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally not good.

There folks. Attitude. That's how it's done.

Now I can be serene for the whole next year. Peace.

Posted: Friday, August 02, 2013 11:49:00 PM

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I think SereneProdigy has cornered the market on this topic .... oh yeah, just die.
Posted: Friday, August 02, 2013 11:57:29 PM

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I didn't write all of this, before anyone starts thinking I'm completely nut. Nutbag

But it's worth reading it all, seriously.

Posted: Saturday, August 03, 2013 6:59:39 AM

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Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
Posted: Saturday, August 03, 2013 7:27:51 AM

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Personally I tend not to swear very much but perhaps older Brit sayings would be 'take a running jump' or 'go have sex' ... not very exciting I know but in their day perhaps they had the same desired effect.

Wait a minute ... I have just noticed my lodger has pinched another packet of my cigs!! .. wait til I get me fucking hands on her the thieving bitch.
Posted: Saturday, August 03, 2013 7:35:48 AM

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Oh you swore tut tut

Bugger off
Kiss my arse
speak to the hand
Knob off
and the classic thefinger
Posted: Saturday, August 03, 2013 7:43:17 AM

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In Italian we say;

"Vaffanculo!"- fuck off

However, there are plenty of swear words or sayings we use to tell someone off or when we're exasperated with a situation or another persona;

"Porca miseria!" literal translation is miserable pig and "Porca vacca!" means pig cow. Both of these usually replace "Dammit" or "Holy crap!" in the English language.

"Cazzo" - literally translated means cock (my personal favourite swear word)

"Testa di cazzo!" - means "dickhead"

Of course, all of these phrases are followed by some grand hand gesture to completely make one's point thefinger

Posted: Saturday, August 03, 2013 8:39:01 AM

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if....your mother coulda made change for a 10......you would have been a blow-job.......
Posted: Saturday, August 03, 2013 8:39:47 AM

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it's obvious......the best part of you ran down the crack of your mothers' ass.....
Posted: Saturday, August 03, 2013 8:40:05 AM

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