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It was a cover! Sassy!!! How could you dognap my purple puppies!?!?!?!??!?!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Lollipop Girl
Joined: 11/7/2009
Posts: 1,498
Location: a corn field , United States
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Lydia was seen coming out of the strip club last night holding a lot of ones.....Something your not telling us Lydia?????
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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You hired me Sassy, you already know!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Lydia has a tatoo of Dr Phil on her left buttock.
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If you look closely at Ali's current av, you'll see that there's a tattoo of George W. Bush on her inner thigh....
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Lydia has Courgettes in her fridge and there not for eating
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Rank: Lollipop Girl
Joined: 11/7/2009
Posts: 1,498
Location: a corn field , United States
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jack was watching me sleep from my closet i found him this morning sniffing my panties
*smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Sassy is a champion Horse whisperer in Lithuania...
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Lois wrangles and breeds unicorns on her creature farm in Texas. She's also raising goats, sheep, cows, chickens, werewolves (which are her helpers when it's not the full moon), gnomes (which help her weed out the garden), and rainbow pigs (I shudder to think about what her bacon looks like when it spoils...). Welcome to LoisFarms USA! Steal anything and you'll get bitten. Whether or not you like it.....
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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how right you are Lydia..my gnomes are fierce....(laughs)
Lady Lydia once fell into a hole and entered Wonderland...though she walked on for hours all she could find was a stoned catapillar with the munchies...and a big penis shaped lollipop that said EAT Me..so she did
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You said I fell...so why did you push me? Lois was attacked by fierce gnomes from Scottland. She's convinced she can train her Texan gnomes, but I'm not sure...Berto has already tried to eat her hand...but Shane McCallister walked by and she went all moony-eyed and started drooling.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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sassycheergirl wrote:jack was watching me sleep from my closet i found him this morning sniffing my panties and very sweet they were to sassy......giggles , but?...... now I want the real thing, you know ,you`ve only been teasing me.
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Lady_Lydia wrote:You said I fell...so why did you push me?
Lois was attacked by fierce gnomes from Scottland. She's convinced she can train her Texan gnomes, but I'm not sure...Berto has already tried to eat her hand...but Shane McCallister walked by and she went all moony-eyed and started drooling. Our darling forum whore takes all these gnomes to bed with her and, her bin is full of empty battery box`s.....Training ummm to do what?....ahhh...yes!!!! EAT!!!!!
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Jack says this, because he's part gnome and that's one of his fantasies.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Lollipop Girl
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Location: a corn field , United States
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so thats why you are so attractive to Jack its cause hes a gnome..
*smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Sassy, why did you steal my cookies?
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Lollipop Girl
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Location: a corn field , United States
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well you took all my lollipops
*smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/14/2009
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She licked my lolli ;)
 In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Primal wants me to laugh like Peter Griffin every time I have an orgasm.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Yes, Lady_Lydia is now down to her last pair of disposable sponge knickers
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sassycheergirl wrote:well you took all my lollipops Ahhh........... sassy ........have some of mine babe 
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pixie was demoted from being the head doughtnut checker at wallmart 
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XAIVAIR wrote:pixie was demoted from being the head doughtnut checker at wallmart Darling, you have to post lies about the person who posted DIRECTLY above you, not just any member on lush...
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Location: Cakeland, United States
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Lydia is brown nosing for a promotion to Lead Lush Cheerleader/Greeter/Educator. She's running neck n neck with necho for that job.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WellMadeMale was the star stripper at the last ladies night............they all demanded a refund
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Ceiling Cat is videotaping you and putting your anal masturbation sessions on the web, pardner. Only $13.95 a month. He's raking in the dough, I hear.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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thought of secretly web camming your house until I found out your... well your not that well made!
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"Barney, give me that bullet in your pocket....And quit impersonating me."
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WMM, get out of my bed. I've already told you that I will not take part in your Teletubbies fetish!! So stop calling me Po!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Constant Gardener
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Lydia tells her parents and everyone here that she's a student at Uni. She's actually a card carrying, fully employed member of Pipe Fitter's Union Local 597. She gets off lusting after Plumber's Crack on a daily basis.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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