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Trebor69
Posted: Friday, November 06, 2009 7:07:39 PM

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Receiving end of a hand job from my Gf on the side of the ski slope at Mt Alyeska. We both were 17. Returned the favor for her before getting interrupted by the ski patrol. Got to love spring skiing.

Back of the restaurant that my Gf's parents owned just after closing and in the bike shop I worked at. 17 and 18 at those times.
buttmaster
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 3:49:59 AM

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This reminds me of that infamous clip where an American DJ is doing a quiz and he asks a woman "Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex".
She goes coy for a while, and eventually says "in the butt", which is clearly not the answer they were expecting!

Wish I could find it again. It used to be on youtube.
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 12, 2010 7:55:24 AM

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On a barstool in a crowded club, don't think anyone even noticed. And if anyone did, I hope they enjoyed the show...
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, February 12, 2010 8:50:23 AM

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At the top of a 12 story WWI memorial tower overlooking the city skyline.

In the handicapped stall inside the ladies restroom at a popular nightclub.

Under a pontoon boat, on a large crystal clear Arkansas reservoir with the wife of the drunken, passed out boat's captain, and a coupla dozen strangers swimming around the cove and the boat(s).

In a tree, 10-12 feet off the ground.

On the roof of my then-girlfriend's parents vacation home in Vail.

In the middle of the large expanse of grass in front of the same WWI memorial (as mentioned above) 6 years after the first tryst with the wife of my business attorney, on the evening of July 3rd, 1985 - while several hundred workers were rushing about putting up bandstages and other assorted tents and booths all around.



I have a thing for adventurous sexual encounters.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Wednesday, February 17, 2010 8:35:19 PM

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in an ice arena, after hours, up against the boards, with my figure skating coach when I was 17... hot!!


iceman
Posted: Thursday, February 18, 2010 8:17:20 AM

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When I was in the US Navy, I was on a ship, underway, going up the Columbia River on the way to the Portland, Or Rose Festival. I had been talking to a news reporter covering visiting navy ships. I was a member of the ship's master-at-arms force and had access to the ship's brig. As I escorted the reporter around, we found ourselves outside the brig, so I asked her if she wanted to look around. After showing her around and explaining everything, I made a proposal about sex, on a Navy ship, underway, in 2 states at the same time (the Columbia river is the border of Washington and Oregon). She promptly started undressing! We used each of the 5 cells, 2 different bunks, the central floor, and the office. We then made good use of the shower to clean up. At that time, I was 36 and she was 28. Hmmmm... Now this sounds like a very good story for Lush! Get writing, Ice!!
schzae_dayvow
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 2:50:24 AM

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I recall I did it once at a Simple Plan concert, had to keep really quiet not to attract attention, thinking about it still gets me horny

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver??

One goes... WHACK... DARN!!!

the other: DAAAAAARRRRRNNNNN..... WHACK... *Bloody red stain on the ground*
schzae_dayvow
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 2:56:51 AM

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but one of the crazier ones was at this strip club in Prague, I actually went up on stage and did a no-profit performance... haha...that was embarrassing...

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver??

One goes... WHACK... DARN!!!

the other: DAAAAAARRRRRNNNNN..... WHACK... *Bloody red stain on the ground*
iceman
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 10:15:20 AM

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fystee wrote:
In a lifeguard stand in Hawaii.

Beach sex is not all it's cracked up to be. Rolling around in the sand (without a blanket)while naked produces nasty burns, similar to carpet burns all over your body!


Ugh! Gotta watch where that sand goes! I've done it too... felt like masturbating with sandpaper... to both of us....
Jillicious
Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 11:45:30 AM

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I've got friends who still don't believe me to this day...

I was once a music major in college. I would stay in the practice rooms until late in the evening. It was pretty normal to see people in there past 10 or 11 PM. The janitors locked the doors at about 10:30. One night I had been practicing until about midnight. I got a call from my significant other and he came over to join me. I let him in the building. After wandering around together we noticed that one of the doors to the main auditorium were not secure. Locked, but slightly ajar. Anyways, we ended up on the stage together where we finally had sex. A roughly 2000 seat auditorium and we were going at it on the stage. After we were done we chased each other up and down the aisles while still bare ass naked. It was a fun night.

Maybe one day I'll incorporate it into one of my stories.

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rougerogue
Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 6:04:09 PM

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The back seat of a bus, it was a 6hr journey, what else were we to do. We were convinced at the time that pulling a coat over us hid everything from those sat in front of us.
js3091
Posted: Tuesday, March 02, 2010 6:08:39 AM

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ughhh i would either have to say in the back seat of my car b4 school in the school parking lot....or in this girls grandmas back yard lmao i know this is ask the gals but i had to answer
demonchick
Posted: Saturday, March 06, 2010 6:18:19 PM

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The middle of a park in the pouring rain, I was 18 and It was the best fuck Ive ever had!!! I got a cold the next day though hee hee...
steve047
Posted: Friday, March 12, 2010 4:17:32 AM

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In the hall landing of a block of flats whilst walking the lady out, oh and once on the sofa in her parents house whilst they ere in the room, altho this was just finger fucking under her skirt, she did squirm and was wet all day after!!
LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, March 12, 2010 8:07:55 AM

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I've had sex in a lot of crazy places. But probably the best and most memorable, was in a boat on a small, but not exactly private lake. It was with a man I'd met the night before. I had my first double O. Quite by surprise. Very deliscious and very unforgettable!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 14, 2010 6:36:43 PM

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WOW two places come to mind, but one was really hot for me. I was about 19, he was a guy I worked with, we went to a cemetery (it was during the day}, we had sex against a tree. It was awesome, and believe it or not it was not creepy.
baby_lokapr
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 9:58:41 AM

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wow... in the pool, beach, school, classroom (with the teacher), concert, on a golf course, hospital, church, in a club while dancing, on a plane, on a Jetski, on a school bus, on my front lawn, car, i can keep going i have so many places
LaceyChains
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 3:09:10 PM

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The unisex bathroom of an am/pm. It was at night and we knew the guy running the register. I put my hands against the wall, no way was I lying down in there. I loved the idea of it though.
rock110482
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 6:54:17 PM

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swimming pool at school.....it was going great before we got interrupted!!!!!
xxloversxx
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 8:07:03 PM

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We we're 16 and it was at night in two places first was at the airport bathroom and the park and one of the neighbors joined us even though it was weirdit felt awesome!3some

xxloversxx
dwoody32
Posted: Wednesday, April 21, 2010 5:19:23 PM

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In a sleeping bag on the floor of someone's house with two of her friends right next to us in their sleeping bags, we didn't think we got caught until the next morning when one of them said somethng. Standing up in a camper/van while her two brothers were sleeping and her mom and dad were sleeping in the tent next to the van. Also, when I was 16 I got a blowjob in the back of my brothers car as he drove and was very scared of getting caught - it was very hard keeping a straight face and keeping quiet as he was talking to me at times but boy was it incredible when I blew my load. Many other places but those were the craziest.
maven00
Posted: Friday, April 23, 2010 1:51:43 PM

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Amazing, steamy sex on a doctors examining table!
vito123
Posted: Sunday, May 16, 2010 7:42:08 AM

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On a balcony with kids kids and alot of people watching.....i was 17 and my gf was 17 to..
by the way we were on a college trip
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 6:00:37 PM

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I had sex n the back seat of a car. my first time doing that. it was good. it happened when i was 18, which im still 18.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 6:12:49 PM

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Under a 'lo-boy' equipment hauling trailer...with a 4 member band, set up (drums, mic's, etc...) on the deck playing Lynard Skynard, above us. 600 bikers and rednecks partying all around us.

Her boyfriend was the lead singer.

Biker rally, 1978. I was not a biker. She was a biker's babe.

Beat that. evil4

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
robynsrockin
Posted: Saturday, May 22, 2010 9:41:01 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
Under a 'lo-boy' equipment hauling trailer...with a 4 member band, set up (drums, mic's, etc...) on the deck playing Lynard Skynard, above us. 600 bikers and rednecks partying all around us.

Her boyfriend was the lead singer.

Biker rally, 1978. I was not a biker. She was a biker's babe.

Beat that. evil4


LMAO. I don't think I can!

More sensual than crazy, but last year my FB had back surgery. A few days after we were in his room talking and he said "I'd do anything to fuck you right now." So I rode him. Gently. Luckily it was a private room, so no audience.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 23, 2010 10:40:35 PM

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On a picnic table, in a busy park, in the middle of the day.
SweetSexyThing
Posted: Monday, May 31, 2010 1:08:17 AM

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summer. beach. rocky and secluded area. oral sex with my bf.






INNOCENTMISERY
Posted: Friday, June 04, 2010 9:29:14 AM

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In a Jacuzzi filled with nothing but Skittles.......The shower sex after was pretty fun too :)

"Nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos. (We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.)"
"Nil satis nisi optimum. (Nothing but the best will do.)"
"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so...horny." - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Kathryn, Cruel Intentions)
"Sex is just alone time with someone else there." - Taint on The Lex And Terry Show, 11/11/09
"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go."
"I am The Devil, too. There can only be one devil. One of us must go." - Ozzy Osbourne at the end of his cover of "Sympathy For The Devil"
"Your ego is not your amigo." - Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries
"It's my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 04, 2010 10:05:49 AM

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I dont know if its crazy but in the back of a van with the side door open at a bike rally with a lot of bikers sitting outside eating breakfast and walking past, dont think they saw anything but our feet but man it was a turn on to think they could. Also in the ladies toilet in a pub i used to work in, sat on the sink with the landlords son, we could have been caught at any moment mmm memories.....
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