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Guest
Posted: Monday, June 10, 2013 4:39:27 AM

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Jinxy
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simplyjohn
Posted: Monday, June 10, 2013 9:23:25 AM

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I didnt move my car today until 3pm since I have a day off at home and when I got home last night it was late so I parked on a yellow line (all the designated bays were taken)

Some twat has given me a parking ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!! £35 .. its really ruined my fucking day!!!!!!!!!! (ps. I rarely swear)
simply_sweet
Posted: Monday, June 10, 2013 10:07:18 AM

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I have a very strange craving right now for hummus and/or...Cheetos..

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Hot For Teacher: Ch. 4


Hot For Teacher: Ch. 2


A Shot in the Dark
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 10, 2013 1:09:27 PM

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trinket wrote:


Bollocks, as if my excitable fingers don't have enough problems unfastening a bra, being all excited and all that. It's just evil.
Soleillalune
Posted: Monday, June 10, 2013 2:40:00 PM

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Washing Machine broke ... Wah crybaby

matt55
Posted: Monday, June 10, 2013 3:46:01 PM

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Soleillalune wrote:
Washing Machine broke ... Wah crybaby


Just go naked, you won't have to worry about it.

I need a haircut.
Soleillalune
Posted: Monday, June 10, 2013 6:05:27 PM

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matt55 wrote:


Just go naked, you won't have to worry about it.

I need a haircut.

Things to do naked..



Poppet
Posted: Monday, June 10, 2013 9:06:09 PM

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GingerKitty wrote:
Yes you are. I rather like evil folks *growls and moans* "more, please!" I beg and grind my arse gainst your hand.


*Grins a wicked wee grin, walking around and tying your wrists to either bed side of the head board, straddling your legs, I begin to slap each arse cheek one at a time. I watch as they grow into a lovely shade of pink, a lovely shade it is against your soft white skin. I lean down, and sink my teeth into your arse cheek, biting just enough to tease you.* Oh Andrew, the things I can do to you, and now you’re all tied up.

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:09:24 AM

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"Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest."

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 5:52:16 AM

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Jinxy
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 7:14:45 AM

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Soleillalune
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 5:43:59 PM

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evil4



SugarBaby2013
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 6:21:17 PM

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 7:06:57 PM

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SugarBaby2013 wrote:


Girls are horny, throw cocks at them!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 11, 2013 7:10:01 PM

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Poppet wrote:


*Grins a wicked wee grin, walking around and tying your wrists to either bed side of the head board, straddling your legs, I begin to slap each arse cheek one at a time. I watch as they grow into a lovely shade of pink, a lovely shade it is against your soft white skin. I lean down, and sink my teeth into your arse cheek, biting just enough to tease you.* Oh Andrew, the things I can do to you, and now you’re all tied up.


I hope you're wielding your strap on because you're gonna be needing it, once you've done with biting and slapping my arse silly. Of course, you'll need to be rimming me too. *moans and begs*
Jinxy
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 8:32:12 AM

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 1:46:35 PM

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Turns out I'm doing well with my challenge already.
Noreasonneeded
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 7:20:09 PM

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Poppet
Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 8:45:55 PM

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GingerKitty wrote:
I hope you're wielding your strap on because you're gonna be needing it, once you've done with biting and slapping my arse silly. Of course, you'll need to be rimming me too. *moans and begs*


Oh, don't you worry about what I have my dearest. *I slap his arse playfully before adjusting myself to sit between his legs. My fingers dancing lightly over his tender behind. I caress him with ease, sliding a finger along his crack, playfully teasing at his entrance. "Do you want me, Andrew?" I push in a bit further, allowing my finger to go first knuckle deep, waiting for his answer.*

simply_sweet
Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 6:38:32 AM

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I fell out of bed this morning...and now I have a bruise on my ass :P

Recommended Reads


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Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 8:35:42 PM

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Nighttime + Rain makes me horny. . .and it's raining now.
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 8:17:47 AM

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matt55
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 10:44:31 AM

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I am thinking about laying down hardwood flooring throughout the house myself. Anyone want to help?
hornyirishman
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 4:26:23 PM

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I think it might be time for me to just walk away from Lush.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
LYFBUZ
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 7:17:40 PM

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anyone wanna cherry?
Guille
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 8:15:34 PM

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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 8:34:56 PM

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Guest
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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 9:12:17 PM

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Poppet wrote:


Oh, don't you worry about what I have my dearest. *I slap his arse playfully before adjusting myself to sit between his legs. My fingers dancing lightly over his tender behind. I caress him with ease, sliding a finger along his crack, playfully teasing at his entrance. "Do you want me, Andrew?" I push in a bit further, allowing my finger to go first knuckle deep, waiting for his answer.*


After our chat tonight, I sort of am worried... *moans and yelps, letting out a really long, drawn out moan as you tease your finger inside my arse "Yes, I want you!" I cry in desperate horny need, moaning some more as your finger goes deeper inside "Fuck me," I yell, half asking, half demanding*
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