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Sssnake
Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 11:28:03 AM

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Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 11:57:36 AM

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In Illinois; You May Be Arrested For Vagrancy If You Do Not Have At Least One Dollar Bill On Your Person!
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Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 12:14:22 PM

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In Kansas; No One May Sing The Alphabet On The Streets At Night!
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Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:01:27 PM

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Ha there are loads worldwide, in Nottingham UK you are permitted to shot a scot on sight, but only with a crossbow
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Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:28:04 PM

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Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:39:56 PM

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In the UK is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament!
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Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:40:47 PM

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Again in the UK pregnant women can wee in police officers hats
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Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:46:45 PM

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In Thailand it is illegal to leave your house if you aren't wearing any underwear! I'm glad that law isn't in the UK haha
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 3:24:44 PM

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Here are a few stupid laws in NY.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

And this is my favorite: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
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Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 3:30:22 PM

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In Chester, UK it is legal to shoot a Welsh person with a crossbow, as long as it is within the city walls and is done after midnight.

The question is, at what time does it go from being after midnight to being before midnight...
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Sssnake
Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 3:48:00 PM

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Nikki703 wrote:
Here are a few stupid laws in NY.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

And this is my favorite: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
This Last Is Hilarious!!!
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Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 1:26:51 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:
Here are a few stupid laws in NY.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

And this is my favorite: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.


now that's just ridiculous...
matt55
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 10:12:56 AM

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Here are a few from Georgia.

Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp in the city of Atlanta.

One man may not be on another man’s back.
That is also in Atlanta and if you know Atlanta that one gets broken every day.

Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
Thank god because if you drive a truck you just have to spit. I drive a truck by the way.
Sssnake
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 11:18:22 AM

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In Glendale, Arizona; Cars May Not Be Driven In Reverse!
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Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 6:42:28 PM

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It's a Federal Law that you cannot tear a tag off your mattress lol...
Moonflower
Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 8:46:36 PM

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In Naperville, Illinois, when walking down the street the man must always walk between the street and woman. Why? So they won't get splashed with mudd or kidnapped.
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Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 9:23:31 PM

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In New York Citry, it is illegal to shoot rabbits from a moving street car.

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In Alaska is it illegal to ride a moose.

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Posted: Friday, June 14, 2013 11:24:38 PM

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in Canada, It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
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Posted: Saturday, June 15, 2013 6:47:56 AM

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Don't get me wrong as there are many laws that are probably necessary and good for society but there are so many bad laws that I think we could break this question down into categories! One is the whole idea that we should have a law for everything, especially our morality.
Sssnake
Posted: Saturday, June 15, 2013 1:09:47 PM

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Moonflower wrote:
In Naperville, Illinois, when walking down the street the man must always walk between the street and woman. Why? So they won't get splashed with mudd or kidnapped.
That's Not A Stupid Law! Hell It Shouldn't Be A Law At All, That's Just Common Sense!!!
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Posted: Saturday, June 15, 2013 7:14:03 PM

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Laws of Oklahoma:

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

Whaling is illegal.

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

In Clinton: Molesting an automobile is illegal.

In Oklahoma City: No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

In Tulsa: You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

In Wynona: One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.

In Yukon: While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.

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Posted: Tuesday, June 18, 2013 11:39:43 PM

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In Jersey...

It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

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MotelMILF
Posted: Wednesday, June 19, 2013 1:52:53 PM

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This is a fact, in Rhode Island, incest is legal. In Massachusetts, renting a motel/hotel room, solely for the purpose of having sex, is against law unless you're married.
MotelMILF
Posted: Wednesday, June 19, 2013 2:01:08 PM

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And is how messed up Massachusetts can be. Three years ago, a married couple who were friends of mine, rented a room for a little fun. Well, she like to be spanked, and her husband was tearing her ass up with a paddle. Someone in adjacent room called police believing that he was beating her. When cops knocked on door, and he opened it, they saw her bent over chair with her hands tied and her ass beet red. They arrested him for assault even though she explained that it was sexual roleplay. LOL
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Posted: Wednesday, June 19, 2013 2:14:27 PM

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And my all time favorite law on the books. In Cambridge Mass, its illegal for anyone at M.I.T. to manufacture, test or detonate a nuclear device or reactor with first getting "WRITTEN PERMISSION FROM CITY COUNCIL"
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