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nil4sin
Posted: Friday, June 21, 2013 1:36:03 AM

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drunken Gals, what will u do if u find ur lover's cock 12 inches long and 6 inches in circumference? Will u allow him 2 enter ur pussy?

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Frank
Posted: Friday, June 21, 2013 2:25:15 AM

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Very carefully I expect, and with an aid.



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simplyjohn
Posted: Friday, June 21, 2013 3:35:31 AM

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Just ponder on if you could buys attachments ... plunge the sink when it gets blocked ... whisk those eggs up for scrambled .. clean the windows ... scrub your back ... the list is endless.
nil4sin
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 12:30:04 AM

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jerk 1 of GFs says that she would just run away from d scene to save her pussy. laughing8

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AbigailThornton
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 1:37:04 AM

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I'd be planning a marketing campaign for my new-found miracle cock-grow.

crazydiamond
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 1:39:36 AM

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Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 1:52:45 AM

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Maybe it can clean my toilet after I have a diarreha dump. Yeah I would use it as a toilet cleaner.

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Jack_42
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 1:58:54 AM

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I wid teach it 2 wrote inglish proprly.
ManInNewHampshire
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 2:26:16 AM

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I always preferred women but, based on me I always thought 6" circumference was average. Until much later in life a woman said she finally found the perfect cock 7 1/2 X 6. I think length is over rated. It seems the tong is way more important.
trinket
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 5:16:52 AM

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I would run very fast in the opposite direction. What a silly question.





This below made me laugh though. Lfunny


Jack_42 wrote:
I wid teach it 2 wrote inglish proprly.





Dancing_Doll
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 5:28:49 AM

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Nobody wants a 12 inch cock. Add another two inches and you'd tie for the largest cock in the world, which is a man that walks around with it hanging down the leg of his trousers halfway to his knees. Not attractive.


Mazza
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 6:25:55 AM

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Reminds me of the pun:

My boyfriend has a 12" penis, but he doesn't use it as a rule...

;)
simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 7:04:29 AM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:
Nobody wants a 12 inch cock. Add another two inches and you'd tie for the largest cock in the world, which is a man that walks around with it hanging down the leg of his trousers halfway to his knees. Not attractive.


Really .. one does get used to that little problem after a while ... whistles.
Naughty_Nurse
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 7:15:58 AM

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Haha 12 inches....Sword Fight
I had sex with a guy with a massive cock, think it was like 10 or 11 inches, never had a lover with such a huge cock before (and after).
Well, it was hard to become a bit rough because it was just way too long...
So 12 inches is definitaly not on my wishlist, but of course we will sort it out if it's my lover.

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Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 7:22:22 AM

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Wow! Here's a picture of a woman riding a big cock...



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Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 7:41:27 AM

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Naughty_Nurse
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 7:50:45 AM

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Hahaha, this thread keeps staying on your mind huh, naughty Scottish girl hiding
Mazza wrote:


evil4


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CurlyGirly
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:15:07 AM

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nil4sin wrote:
drunken Gals, what will u do if u find ur lover's cock 12 inches long and 6 inches in circumference? Will u allow him 2 enter ur pussy?






I wouldn't let that thing near me. I'll pass on the cervix slammer. confused1






Metilda
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 8:17:09 AM

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Jack_42 wrote:
I wid teach it 2 wrote inglish proprly.


LOL. I wouldn't give it the time of day for its use of text talk and a lack of spell check.

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Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 6:46:25 PM

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Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 5:51:04 AM

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I know it's for the Gals, but couldn't resist.
My wife loves getting 12 inches, but usually gets tired the fourth time I put my 3 in...
Old jokes. still the best

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Marcie4you
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 7:56:17 AM

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I'd change my science fiction.......
Nikki703
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 10:22:04 AM

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nil4sin wrote:
drunken Gals, what will u do if u find ur lover's cock 12 inches long and 6 inches in circumference? Will u allow him 2 enter ur pussy?



I would trade him in for two 6's!!


ginger86
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 10:59:28 AM

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hey, wait a minute. i thought all the guys on lush had 12" cocks. you mean they been telling lies to me?

crazydiamond
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:14:55 AM

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I had to test the numbers...



On me, that's gash to boobs!

It would never work! hahaha


Nikki703
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:43:51 AM

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ginger86 wrote:
hey, wait a minute. i thought all the guys on lush had 12" cocks. you mean they been telling lies to me?



Don't exaggerate, they all only claim to be 9"!


Gracexox
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 12:20:24 PM

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Only if I wanted to be ripped into two haha
Metilda
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 1:37:00 PM

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Nikki703 wrote:



Don't exaggerate, they all only claim to be 9"!




LOL - too funny, that explains so much!

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lapis_lace
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 9:49:52 PM

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I'd let him but if would probably take a lot of tries and a lot of time to actually accomplish that. Not to mention a shit ton of pain on my part..
Marcie4you
Posted: Monday, June 24, 2013 7:27:56 AM

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Publish it in Sci-fi?
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