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Dudealicious
Posted: Monday, November 12, 2012 8:11:55 AM

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You know you are a parent when you wake up at 2:00 AM and see the light is still on and your kid hasn't come back home yet. You then either get up and watch TV until they return or toss and turn in bed until you hear the delightful sound of the deadbolt unlocking, signaling they are home.

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 15, 2012 3:21:51 AM

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You're a veteran parent when out with your children and one has a snotty nose, if you can't find tissue you are forced to use your sleeve. Hey it happens occasionally.

The most annoying thing is when kids have control of the t.v then they bugger off but you carry on watching the cartoons for half hour before it dawns on you that you are the only one in the room.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 15, 2012 3:22:22 AM

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JWillie
Posted: Friday, April 12, 2013 2:50:45 PM

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In my case parent and grandparent when you watch Scooby Doo instead of your favorite shows !!


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LOVES4PLAY
Posted: Friday, April 12, 2013 5:44:28 PM

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Every time your son gets sick, He comes to you for comfort. Isn't it amazing how rapidly they recover once they have given their sickness to you.. I wouldn't change it for the world..
Moonflower
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 3:12:03 PM

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You know you are a parent when you can no longer go to the bathroom by yourself.
VanGogh
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 12:59:01 PM

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I can't really remember what life was like when I wasn't a parent.

You go into parenthood with an "idea"(I was in my early 20's - so did I really have a clue???) ... yet it blows your mind when years later, you wanna yell that it was false advertising!! LOL .... BUT we survived this incredible job and responsibility - and we wouldn't change it for almost anything!!

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Mari84
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 9:50:53 PM

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You're too tired to thing. Or so I'm told.
paul_moadib
Posted: Saturday, June 15, 2013 2:25:09 PM

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You get all emotional in movies, where you never did before, over scenes involving parent/child relationships.

I was crying during Man of Steel today. Never would have happened before kids.
paul_moadib
Posted: Saturday, June 15, 2013 2:26:20 PM

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Posted: Saturday, June 15, 2013 8:37:01 PM

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When you see a couple of hot college chicks walking around half naked during Ultra Music festival, and think..."They should cover up."

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radi0act1ve
Posted: Saturday, June 15, 2013 9:56:22 PM

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The music that once put you in mind of lovely topless ladies spinning around a pole has now been replaced by songs about bus wheels and friendship.
You nearly wet yourself from excitement at the prospect of going to the grocery store by yourself.
When you're out with friends and you swear, then apologize in your best baby voice. "Mommy didn't mean to say a no-no word!" Yeah- won't be living that one down for a long time.
I've seen a bone pop out of someone's arm and been level headed the entire way to the hospital, but one drop of blood on my babies and I flip my shit.
matt55
Posted: Tuesday, June 18, 2013 3:08:35 PM

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when you tell your kids they can't do something because they are too young when you know damn well you were doing it at their age or before.
NI_Chick
Posted: Thursday, June 20, 2013 3:39:07 AM

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You know your a parent when you know all the words to they theme songs of the children's programme's. When you are sitting at the traffic lights signing away to nursery rhyme cd and people look at you weirdly coz you have no children in the car. But number one for me is when i put my children to bed and i get a kiss and 'Night Night mummy, see you in the morning, LOVE YOU.'
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 20, 2013 4:18:17 AM

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You sneak half an hour on lush while baby is napping
Cazzy
Posted: Thursday, June 20, 2013 4:27:33 AM

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You know you are a parent when during sex and there is a knock on the bedroom door at the crucial moment, the words "I'm Coming" have 2 meanings...
Mysteria27
Posted: Thursday, June 20, 2013 4:49:46 AM

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When you know all the lyrics to the wiggles, Barney songs, etc.
When you are woken up at 5:30 AM everyday
When you just want your children to have the best of everything, not worry so much about yourself
1lush
Posted: Friday, June 21, 2013 7:35:33 PM

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When walking through the mall you offer to whip someone's kids ass for them.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 7:22:44 PM

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You know you're a parent when you can run barefoot over a spilt tub of Lego without even flinching.naka
HK4167
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 1:02:00 PM

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You know more about Dora Explorer, Thomas Engine, Bob Builder than 50 shades.

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VanGogh
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 1:12:46 PM

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You know you are a parent when ..... you only have coins in your wallet because they've "borrowed" the bills .... when do you get that money back?? (never)

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"The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play." - Arnold J. Toynbee
“Everything you can imagine is real.” - Pablo Picasso
VanGogh
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 1:14:13 PM

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jessicaheart696 wrote:
You know you're a parent when you can run barefoot over a spilt tub of Lego without even flinching


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and Barbie shoes!!

For the Anal Lovers .... come enjoy my RR honoured An Alluring Ass

Another Sex in the Office Poem (I know you love those!!) In Your Office

* * * * * *
"The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play." - Arnold J. Toynbee
“Everything you can imagine is real.” - Pablo Picasso
Soleillalune
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 1:53:34 PM

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matt55
Posted: Tuesday, June 25, 2013 8:06:05 AM

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I have to go back in my memory for this but:

1. when you wet your thumb with saliva to wipe a dirty face.
2. you plan your nights out around the babysitters
3. the best of all-you become a master chef for pancake making.
MasterJonathan
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2013 9:45:30 PM

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Having one child makes you a parent;

Having more than one child makes you a referee!


Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:29:22 AM

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When every noise makes you stop and ask, "Was that the baby?"
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:38:47 AM

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Jessica_Heart wrote:
You know you're a parent when you can run barefoot over a spilt tub of Lego without even flinching.naka


I live in a sea of never ending Legos. . .in my covers on my bed, in my purse, in the potty, in the car, you name it....there are Legos. But...there will come a time when other things replace Legos so I just smile and enjoy knowing I have my sweet little boy. (Okay, I curse when I step on them in the dark or one is under my ass when I'm trying to go to sleep. Lol!)
sweetaz
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 3:19:14 AM

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you know your a parent when you are mentally going through a checklist at all hours, for their up and coming events be that birthdays, school calendar events, sports (yes all of them all seasons) what needs upgrading, replacing, repairing and the added extras that they seem to always need.

Did I mention voluntary parental support, coaching, carpooling and babysitting, doctor, nurse, financier, secretary and chief encourager, judge, jury and disciplinarian! Stationery what the hell, where does it all go?

Clothes OMG how fast do they grow! Somewhere yes there's more you sleep better when they're home tucked up in bed. Happiness takes hold of you then you start it all over again the next day! Until you send them to boarding school that a whole different kettle of fish ... don't get me started!

How quiet life was before the lil buggers ... but yeah you love them just the same ... you deal with it and you keep going!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 7:00:04 AM

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You know you're a parent when all your decisions and choices no longer are based on what you want or need BUT are based on whats best for them.

And you know you're a parent when your small purse turns into a survivor bag full of colors and toys and snacks and extra clothes lol just for one day out
seeker4
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 7:10:00 AM

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Dudealicious wrote:
You know you are a parent when you wake up at 2:00 AM and see the light is still on and your kid hasn't come back home yet. You then either get up and watch TV until they return or toss and turn in bed until you hear the delightful sound of the deadbolt unlocking, signaling they are home.


Oh God, I'm almost there. My son started high school this fall so it's only a matter of time.

You know you're a parent when you only see the latest movies and TV shows in passing while your kid is enjoying them.

You know you're a parent when you start saving money for ... no, not his education; for the car insurance premium hike after he gets his license.


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