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neyif
Posted: Wednesday, June 26, 2013 2:49:10 AM

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whats the craziest thing uve ever put in ur pussy or another whole?
crazydiamond
Posted: Wednesday, June 26, 2013 3:39:31 AM

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lindseyaggie
Posted: Wednesday, June 26, 2013 12:47:25 PM

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Banana, cucumber, gear shift
Metilda
Posted: Wednesday, June 26, 2013 2:07:23 PM

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lindseyaggie wrote:
Banana, cucumber, gear shift


B C G - we can turn it into the alphabet game ;)

Apples . . . dildos, eggplant, fist :)

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Kimasa
Posted: Wednesday, June 26, 2013 2:34:23 PM

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Cat food and Webbox tasty treats

My latest story:

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-school-reunion.aspx
SylviaK
Posted: Wednesday, June 26, 2013 4:34:24 PM

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Was once cautioned:"Don't put anything in your pussy that you wouldn't put in your mouth". Don't think that's quite what they meant, lol.


"Don't Believe Everything You Think"

secretspice
Posted: Thursday, August 01, 2013 11:40:08 PM

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Either a popsicle or a candy bar...
Andhal
Posted: Friday, August 02, 2013 12:44:52 PM

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I would certainly love to suck on that candy bar
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 02, 2013 4:01:24 PM

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A testube?
onlyanalias
Posted: Friday, August 02, 2013 5:42:59 PM

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Kimasa wrote:
Cat food and Webbox tasty treats



I once went down on a pussy that tasted like cat food, but it didn't stop me!

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 12:53:34 PM

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Motorcycle handlebar, footpeg and a wrench
sprite
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 12:55:57 PM

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The Eiffel Tower.
MadMartigan
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 1:05:32 PM

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sprite wrote:
The Eiffel Tower.


Liar. You told me once fit Dr. Evil's rocket up there before.

sprite
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 1:11:28 PM

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MadMartigan wrote:


Liar. You told me once fit Dr. Evil's rocket up there before.



that was up my bum, not in my pussy. he specifically asked about what's been in your pussy. angel7
trinket
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 2:22:48 PM

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simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 2:32:27 PM

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omfg ... HUGE rofl's
pricklypear
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 3:00:14 PM

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surprised nobody made the "my ex bf" comment yet. geek
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 3:15:59 PM

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As a dominant male, I have to say the craziest thing I've had in "MY" pussy is me.
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 3:19:05 PM

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pricklypear wrote:
surprised nobody made the "my ex bf" comment yet. geek


Haha - nice one! icon_biggrin


kiera
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 3:50:44 PM

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trinket wrote:


I dunno what it is in there, but she's not looking too impressed....




Fuck I cannot stop laughing T thats awesome where do u find this shit lmfao

kiera
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 3:50:58 PM

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Double post sorry xoxo

Ok well this looks uncomfortable...just sayin

kiera
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 3:59:44 PM

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yourmisterdark wrote:
As a dominant male, I have to say the craziest thing I've had in "MY" pussy is me.


Sorry Dark didn't realise that was u x



Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 6:15:38 PM

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Hmmm lets just not go there... Iv'e had ALOT of things shoved up in there and some of the things just should never be mentioned.... Like EVER!
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, August 04, 2013 6:21:30 PM

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pricklypear wrote:
surprised nobody made the "my ex bf" comment yet. geek

First thing that came to mind, when I read the name of this thread, was my ex-husband. Second thing I'd rather not mention.
bustyreadhead
Posted: Monday, August 05, 2013 1:11:24 PM

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probably a drummer i dated in college. he was pretty batshit crazy.
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