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Liz
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 8:01:01 AM

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Made me giggle laughing6


VinDavies
Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 11:26:33 PM

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AWESOME!^ enjoyed that very much :)
justalilfun
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 12:43:59 AM

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I have heard a variation of this one before.
The guy goes to the girlfriends' house. Girlfriend not home so he waits for her in the living room.
The girlfriends' mother comes in naked and suggests they have sex while he waits for her to come home.
He is greeted by the father and the daughter outside.

Still a good read.... what would you do if it ever happened to you?
Would you 'go there' or be faithful to your lady?


Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 6:41:41 AM

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very funny
trenthomas
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 8:02:04 AM

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lool, very funny, Lucky guy.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 10:15:35 AM

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So the moral is: Women can be devious AND naive? Who knew!
Java
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 8:55:10 PM

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yourmisterdark wrote:
So the moral is: Women can be devious AND naive? Who knew!


I knew! I knew!


Bhombo
Posted: Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:07:17 PM

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lol
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 26, 2013 12:09:11 AM

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yourmisterdark wrote:
So the moral is: Women can be devious AND naive? Who knew!


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
pricklypear
Posted: Thursday, June 27, 2013 5:33:22 PM

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haha...oldie, but a goodie. :D
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 29, 2013 5:47:29 PM

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that was a good one
rebecca_aaa
Posted: Tuesday, August 20, 2013 11:17:53 AM

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justalilfun wrote:
I have heard a variation of this one before.
The guy goes to the girlfriends' house. Girlfriend not home so he waits for her in the living room.
The girlfriends' mother comes in naked and suggests they have sex while he waits for her to come home.
He is greeted by the father and the daughter outside.

Still a good read.... what would you do if it ever happened to you?
Would you 'go there' or be faithful to your lady?




Tough question. To me it's not just about opportunity. Do I get along with the sister? Do I find her attractive? Can I trust her to keep her mouth shut? Lol

Honestly I probably wouldn't go the IN the family. To me that screams too risky and a good likelihood of it getting back to my gf. And why would I jeopardize years of sex for a quickie?
WSCLG
Posted: Friday, November 01, 2013 7:55:45 AM

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Guest wrote:
So the moral is: Women can be devious AND naive? Who knew!


The problem is when you don't know which.

"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis


silveranode
Posted: Tuesday, February 11, 2014 1:17:17 PM

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Another variation involves some BDSM.
When the Boyfriend was approached by the naked Mother, he told the Mother to bend over and kneel against the lounge suite.
The Boyfriend then took the belt off his trousers and started to use it on the Mother's derriere. a1089
The Mother's cries of penance, or was it pleasure, soon brought the Father and Daughter running.
It probably wasn't what they weren't expecting, but still had the desired result(s).
Also, seeing the Mother naked, you would get to know what your future wife will look like in 20 or 30 years time.
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