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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
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It's good.
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You know if I did that in some area's of Metro St Louis, Missouri, it's correct I wouldn't get a speeding ticket. I'd get a coffin. It's All Good, Ana.
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lol
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Thats a humourous escape.
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great one Ana my Sweet
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I'll give it a try and let you know!
LOL
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Try that in New Jersey, you'd get yourself shot.
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My dad once pulled this guy over. (he's retired now though :D)
Anyway so the guy was going so high over the speed limit the joke was he was "flying" right?
So dad walks up and jokingly goes "So what was the in flight movie bud?"
Without missing a beat the guy says without even looking up "Speed"
My dad gave him a warning, cops with a good sense of humour... slowly disappearing.
Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
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