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one day there was a horse and a chicken on a farm.....well it was pouring down rain and the horse got stuck in the mud and the chicken ran up and got the farmers Harley and pulled the horse out of the mud
well a week later it was raining again and the chicken got stuck in the mud this time the chicken told the horse "hurry go get the farmers Harley" the horse said "no"....the horse stood over the chicken and dropped his dick the chicken grabbed it and the horse pulled him out of the mud
the moral of the story...if your hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks
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Nice 
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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 Gotta give it to the "Plow" Horse
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Ha ha ha. Thats a good one.
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good one js
Algol
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