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Bayeck
Posted: Tuesday, July 09, 2013 10:37:39 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 6/14/2013
Posts: 68
Location: United States
Granted, but it only works inside.

I wish I could have telekinesis.
adele
Posted: Tuesday, July 16, 2013 12:40:42 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 20,668
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but since you haven't learned to control it, you keep getting hit in the head with the object yo try to move.

I wish I had a bigger place

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
simply_sweet
Posted: Wednesday, July 17, 2013 1:51:51 AM

Rank: Pandahug Ninja

Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,399
Location: IL, United States
Granted, but because you have a bigger place you have 43 smelly homeless men living with you as well.

I wish I was in the Bahamas!

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Skyping With A Stranger


A Change of Heart


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Hot For Teacher: Ch. 4


Hot For Teacher: Ch. 2


A Shot in the Dark
IronSnake19
Posted: Friday, July 19, 2013 10:59:37 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 12/16/2010
Posts: 81
Location: Parsons, KS.
Granted and after you stepped into your hotel an old man handed you a credit card with infinite money.


I wish I had a girlfriend.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
simply_sweet
Posted: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 2:44:00 AM

Rank: Pandahug Ninja

Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,399
Location: IL, United States
Granted, but she has a snaggle tooth, a unibrow, and an unhealthy obsession with iguanas.


I wish I could fly! :D

Recommended Reads


Skyping With A Stranger


A Change of Heart


Good Morning Baby


Hot For Teacher: Ch. 4


Hot For Teacher: Ch. 2


A Shot in the Dark
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 5:25:25 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
Granted, but when you come into land your chest hits the ground every time as they are too big. So you have landing marks on them.

I wish to win The Isle of Man TT
simply_sweet
Posted: Tuesday, August 06, 2013 8:14:22 AM

Rank: Pandahug Ninja

Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,399
Location: IL, United States
Granted, but then you have to give it back after holding it for 5 minutes.


I wish it rained money in my yard every day :D

Recommended Reads


Skyping With A Stranger


A Change of Heart


Good Morning Baby


Hot For Teacher: Ch. 4


Hot For Teacher: Ch. 2


A Shot in the Dark
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 06, 2013 8:38:08 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
granted, but the strong wind will blow it all away

I wish for happiness
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 06, 2013 10:02:56 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
Granted, but best friend will never feel happiness

I wish for confidence
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 06, 2013 10:21:55 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
granted, you are now confident.

I wish for my lover to be happy
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 06, 2013 10:41:49 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
granted! sadllyyour lover is happy , but not with you


i wish i had a lollipop

NickNaylor
Posted: Tuesday, August 06, 2013 6:52:29 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/22/2013
Posts: 843
Location: SoCal, United States
Granted, but you wanted to know how many licks it took to get to the center so you asked the Owl and he said.........






I wish I had an unlimited supply of Energy.

What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 12:01:42 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
granted, to bad with so much energy you cant sleep at all so you end up bored to death watching those stupid infomercials at early hours of the morning.


i wish i had my own private plane
NickNaylor
Posted: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 7:06:06 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/22/2013
Posts: 843
Location: SoCal, United States
Granted, But it took all the money you had to get it and now you cant afford flying lessons or a pilot.

I wish I had a ticket tree in my back yard.

What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
rosesrred
Posted: Wednesday, August 07, 2013 10:08:57 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/3/2013
Posts: 1,202
Location: In my little glass bubble, United States
Granted. but they are all parking tickets!

I wish i had long, beautiful, blonde hair.
simply_sweet
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 4:00:24 AM

Rank: Pandahug Ninja

Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,399
Location: IL, United States
Granted, but all the other blondes of the world are so mad they 'magic marker' your hair a different color every day.

I wish I had a puppy!

Recommended Reads


Skyping With A Stranger


A Change of Heart


Good Morning Baby


Hot For Teacher: Ch. 4


Hot For Teacher: Ch. 2


A Shot in the Dark
NickNaylor
Posted: Thursday, August 08, 2013 6:26:01 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/22/2013
Posts: 843
Location: SoCal, United States
Granted, but it never learns to go outside and craps in your shoes every morning... grommit

I wish I had a Lamborghini.....

What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 17, 2013 5:19:11 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
Granted, but it is a rusted old beetle in a Lamborghini disguise

I wish I were "there"
LYFBUZ
Posted: Saturday, August 17, 2013 9:27:56 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 3,381
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
Granted but "there" turns out to be "here".... Lucky Lyfbuz!!!!

I wish I lived in a castle....
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 18, 2013 7:51:10 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
Granted, but its haunted and located in a swamp.


Wish I was teaching a Sex Ed class to a bunch of horny college girls.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 18, 2013 7:59:46 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
Granted but all of them are man-hating lesbians

Wish I was 30 years younger
budwilliams
Posted: Monday, August 19, 2013 1:51:15 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/17/2011
Posts: 494
Location: United States
EirikrThorson wrote:
Wish I was 30 years younger


Granted.
You're now 30 years younger than Abbynicole d'oh!

I wish to rule the world
NickNaylor
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 2:54:33 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/22/2013
Posts: 843
Location: SoCal, United States
Granted, but space travel has been pioneered and everybody left for a new world with no rulers, leaving you only to rule yourself!

I wish the voices in my head were hot sexy women instead of my own?

What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 9:04:56 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
Granted but they are all telling you to fuck off!

I wish I lived in Texas
Soleillalune
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 9:08:53 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/29/2013
Posts: 2,074
Location: If I was in your pants you'd know, United States
Granted :).. Careful of the thunderstorms

I wish I was driving alone to some unknown destination

Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 9:28:07 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
Granted but you end up driving yourself crazy.


I wish I had a time machine


Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 9:31:13 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,641
Granted, but the controls only allow you to go 5 minutes back and forth

I wish I had learned a musical instrument
Soleillalune
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 9:34:27 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/29/2013
Posts: 2,074
Location: If I was in your pants you'd know, United States
Granted :)

I wish I didn't faint on long plane trips

Ardentmale
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 9:39:57 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 4,551
Location: Jersey Shore, United States
Granted... But you have to endure screeching children who are sitting behind you... :(

I wish I were visiting a tropical location...

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Paige42985
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 9:54:23 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/12/2011
Posts: 114
Location: Shelby, United States
Granted ardentmale but you have to be nude and you are sunburned on your privates the entire time you are there

I wish I could go to Morocco

Believe in yourself and all things are possible
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